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(   Remember Homer's dream chair, the "Spinemelter 2000" massage chair? You can now buy one. Warning: It will actually melt your spine   ( divider line
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22832 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2007 at 7:49 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2007-01-31 5:50:10 AM  
Matsushiata Electric Works Ltd

Filter test.
2007-01-31 5:54:02 AM  
This could also explain SHC. Wick effect my arse.
2007-01-31 7:52:27 AM  
Mr. Sparkleh Heavy Industries makes this thing??
2007-01-31 7:53:40 AM  
i have wanted one of those chairs forever --- as much as my back hurts i would buy one before i bought an HDTV ---and this is coming from a guy who loves his TV watching
2007-01-31 7:53:44 AM  
Great, now I can't stop thinking about my ass. I try but I can't.
2007-01-31 8:11:21 AM  
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
2007-01-31 8:12:08 AM  
I've been draggin' my feet across my back
and I've been rubbin' my head against my neck
And I've been walkin' my fingers through my mind
and I've been feelin' this feelin' in my spine
And I believe I'll be leavin' it behind
When I don't need a spine.
2007-01-31 8:20:13 AM  
Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?
2007-01-31 8:30:08 AM  
"...power wire for the internal motor burnt out"

Is it just me or should that say "burned out"?

/grammer nazi

Regular comment:

Ow! It burned me in the goat-ass!
2007-01-31 8:32:41 AM  
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2007-01-31 8:42:28 AM  
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2007-01-31 8:44:18 AM  
Insomniak_DW: "Dad?"

2007-01-31 9:04:11 AM  
2007-01-31 9:22:50 AM  
Yes, but does it have little legs on the back so that you can recline in a backwards position without tipping over?
2007-01-31 9:50:22 AM  
Matsushiata Electric Works Ltd

Filter test.

So I can say 'shiatzu massage', but I cannot say 'shiatzu puppies'?
2007-01-31 10:00:08 AM  
Mmmmm, shiatzu puppies...
2007-01-31 11:31:13 AM  
Thanks alot, Unkie Herb.
2007-01-31 4:01:27 PM  
Shih Tzu...

It doesn't filter it if you spell it right.
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