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(Blayney)   Reporter to Maria "Sore Loser" Sharapova - "Serena Williams really outplayed you today." Sharapova to Reporter - "She's a dude."   ( blayney.yourguide.com.au) divider line
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2007-01-27 12:20:59 PM  
I'm just happy that she won. I love watching Serena play tennis. On top of that, I think she's hot.

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2007-01-27 12:25:29 PM  
Also, dudes claiming that Sharapova is unattractive or a man need to get their sexuality checked.

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Very, very hot.
2007-01-27 12:31:26 PM  
Im 5'11" and 150 and i dont even have boobs or a huge ass and im a ropey piece of shiat....theres no way shes 5'10" and 145
2007-01-27 12:36:37 PM  
Me to Sub "I'm a cocksucker" mitter - "DIAF"
2007-01-27 12:40:04 PM  
I would say Serena probably weighs about 160-165 at 5-10. I am not sure why all the farkers are biatching about women they are never likely to get. I sure as hell wouldn't throw either one of them out of bed.
2007-01-27 12:40:07 PM  
duckpoopy, kaedric: maybe she performs best with a pair of dangling objects repeatedly slapping against her face.
2007-01-27 12:40:45 PM  
Glad to see Sharapova admitting men > women.
2007-01-27 12:41:38 PM  
To be fair to Maria, she's right.

Bill Frist

Any man referring to a person or persons as "dudes" doesn't need to get their sexuality checked (how would you do that exactly). Such a person is t3h ghey.
2007-01-27 12:42:03 PM  
oh and, since its another sharapova thread:

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/have a nice day
//this wouldnt be as hot with serena/venus in their places
///just sayin'
2007-01-27 12:42:29 PM  
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Williams was happy with her win, signing that Sharapova played well.
2007-01-27 12:53:26 PM  
dats wasist, serena is superhot and she got a sweet sweet badonkadonk
2007-01-27 12:55:00 PM  
I think they should do genetics testing to see what percentage is female and what percentage is male. If they are over 50% male,.......they're OUTTA THERE !

I remember them doing this to the East Germans in the Olympics.

That picture above of Venus in a black outfit looks like a guy with tits.
2007-01-27 12:58:31 PM  
Is it really worth looking like that to win a few tennis matches?
2007-01-27 12:59:15 PM  
Serena might very well be the greatest that womens tennis has ever seen. She showed great finesse in that game.

Did you watch the same game i did? Cuz here's how it went:

Little Russian girl's first serve hits the net.

Little Russian girl's second serve gently floats across the net like a box of fluffy white kittens, held aloft by cherubim.

African-American Amazon slams the ball back over the net and the heat from her return scorches the ball, atomizing it just as it lands on the other side.

The word you are looking for is "power" ... not finesse. Serena plays the game with all the subtlety of a piece of field artillery.
2007-01-27 01:05:22 PM  
Dangling objects eh? You don't say...
2007-01-27 01:05:50 PM  
I would hit it. Either one.
2007-01-27 01:06:24 PM  
I dont understand how Serena bulked up so fast. I don't want to take anything away from her, but she looks hugely muscled compared to just a year or two ago and it's not like she is some spring chicken, what with her weak knees and all.

I dunno, something seems fishy to me.
2007-01-27 01:07:01 PM  
wow looks like subby is the sore one here. can't help but make stuff up? desperate...
2007-01-27 01:09:45 PM  
towatchoverme: The word you are looking for is "power" ... not finesse. Serena plays the game with all the subtlety of a piece of field artillery.

Well, nobody claimed Navratilova was the Rod Laver of her generation, either. She's healthy again, and ready to kick some major ass this year, apparently. I say more power to her, smack all those little puffs of tissue paper around all year, and win the grand slam. I like people in sports who just go out and lay the smackdown on people, and Serena does that with some left over for you, pal.
2007-01-27 01:11:13 PM  
Sharapova never said serena was a man. she just said losing was not fun.
2007-01-27 01:11:19 PM  
There are ways of getting around steroid testing. Look at Bonds or McGuire--you don't think these guys are natural too, just because they were "tested" do you?

It's not possible for a woman to grow muscles that large without supping testosterone. Period.
2007-01-27 01:11:22 PM  
Serena's not masculine, just athletic. You want masculine, look at Mauresmo. I think she's Ray Finkle.
2007-01-27 01:13:08 PM  
2007-01-27 12:40:04 PM FlippityFlap I am not sure why all the farkers are biatching about women they are never likely to get.

I'm sure I"ll never get a woman as famous and rich as Serena, but I've certainlly gotten much more attractive women than her in my day.


Sorry "mate," but people form England aren't allowed to call other people gay. It's just too ironic.
2007-01-27 01:16:08 PM  

Oh, i agree. Don't get me wrong. I just think calling Serena a "finesse" player is like calling Celine Dion's music "subtle" or William Shatner's acting "nuanced."

Personally, i don't care much for serve-and-volley types - or chicks who look like dudes - but that's just my preference. If you like post-op transformers with arms like a Pittsburgh steelworker, i am not here to judge.
2007-01-27 01:16:08 PM  
Black NFL players lust after Serena Williams.

What's with the headline? I do get the impression Sharapova's a bit of a brat, but don't make up stuff.
2007-01-27 01:18:35 PM  
Black NFL players lust after Serena Williams.

That's because there's nothing an NFL player loves more than himself.
2007-01-27 01:19:01 PM  
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2007-01-27 01:22:35 PM  
Serena sure does look like she is receiving some artificial enhancement. There just aren't many, if any, women who can get that big without steroids.
2007-01-27 01:23:26 PM  
those chicks have balls big green ones
2007-01-27 01:24:22 PM  
That Serena pic is photoshopped, you idiots. C'mon. Are you that stupid?
2007-01-27 01:25:36 PM  
Williams almost definitely has breast implants, there is no way that a woman that muscular has boobs that large. Although, I'm completely unable to explain her ass. It defies all the natural rules of anatomy...and not in a good way.

I'm a naturally muscular chick and I can't imagine WANTING to be this way. I have to be careful how much I work out so I don't look nasty.
2007-01-27 01:26:43 PM  
It isn't photoshopped you idiot. Its just a picture of her right as she is strainging all her muscles in mid swing.
2007-01-27 01:31:00 PM  
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2007-01-27 01:32:57 PM  
Never could understand how someone could find Williams attractive as she has so many man qualities about that entire frame and face of hers I wouldn't be surprised if some guy ended up doing her feeling like they were emasculated doing a dude afterwards.

Saw her on tv the other night flipping channels...chunky butt and a lil cheese on the thighs, massive man arms, and a face that fit that as well too, plus grunting like a silverback gorilla when she swings. Bleh.
2007-01-27 01:33:33 PM  
I can't believe I read that whole article only to find out that Sharapova did not call Serena a dude...so disappointing...

2007-01-27 01:35:08 PM  
/ didn't we have this retarded argument already?
// I'd hit both of them
/// with my car
2007-01-27 01:37:13 PM  
I don't believe it's photoshopped. I've seen a few other pics on reputable sites that show the same thing.

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2007-01-27 01:42:50 PM  

WTF is that!
2007-01-27 01:43:18 PM  
/ didn't we have this retarded argument already?
// I'd hit both of them
/// with my car

Your car would explode.
2007-01-27 01:46:02 PM  
The defeat wasn't a surprise to me. I caught part of Sharapova's semi-final match, and she didn't seem to be playing at 100%.
2007-01-27 01:48:20 PM  
All Apologies

If Venus is 190 lbs., then Sergei Federov is a top-ranked professional tennis player. You'll find at least one person in this thread to take that bet.

I don't know much about Wall Street, but after watching last night's game, I wanted to buy stock in "at least 10 farkers will act like petty, resentful, uninformed dweebs after this". Actually, a parlay with "at least 3 will be racists" would have cleaned up. Maybe they'll post odds in Vegas. Some of you guys are money, baby, money!
//hopes for 6:5 odds
///Serena as healthiest girl in the world FTW
2007-01-27 01:49:29 PM  
FlippityFlap: . I am not sure why all the farkers are biatching about women they are never likely to get. I sure as hell wouldn't throw either one of them out of bed.

Dude, you couldn't throw either one of them out of bed if you tried.
2007-01-27 01:50:32 PM  
mista_tibbs: Serena as healthiest girl in the world FTW

You lose. She pretty obviously is doping herself. I've seen Eastern European weightlifters with healthier musculature.

Farker1138: she didn't seem to be playing at 100%.

No shame in losing to John Henry's great-grandson.
2007-01-27 01:51:53 PM  
Dire: And you're trisomic if you think she weighs 145 pounds. Her legs alone weigh that. That's a bulky beeyotch right there. Imagine the emotional volatility and general arrogance of her in particular coupled with the muscles of a baboon and I'm not turned on.
2007-01-27 01:52:26 PM  
Befuddled There are plenty of women who can get that big. It's in the genes.
2007-01-27 01:57:10 PM  
Timon of Athens
No shame in losing to John Henry's great-grandson.

You owe my workplace a new keyboard

2007-01-27 01:57:55 PM  
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San rock art - Cederburg Mountains, South Africa

a large angry dinosaur

Big badonkadonks have been around for at least the last 10000 years. It is possible and natural to have a gravity defying badonkadonk. Some like it and some don't.
2007-01-27 02:01:03 PM  
I would have never thought people would be so upset over their little model losing to a true athlete.

/Welcome to fark
//The picture is not photoshopped, but that is skin over her triceps that you see, not muscle
2007-01-27 02:05:25 PM  
re: pictures

Keep in mind her arms are in motion. I'd stop laughing at her "figure" and take a look at your arms at full speed swinging.

/I'd hit it
//Like I'm picky....
2007-01-27 02:05:28 PM  
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Serena Williams and Wesley Snipes are never seen together in the same place.

Actually. Welsey makes a more attractive woman than Serena does. Weird huh.
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