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(Guardian)   Eighty-year-old woman beats off three wild boars to save her weiner   ( divider line
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6117 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2007 at 3:22 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-01-03 09:52:09 PM  
She must give a great hand job!
2007-01-04 01:36:24 AM  
Bravo, submitter.
2007-01-04 03:05:13 AM  
That headline caused my mirth to swell.

OK, I'm going to get off the computer now.
2007-01-04 03:24:03 AM  
Must involve a dachshund.....



How clever.
2007-01-04 03:25:09 AM  
2007-01-04 03:25:23 AM  
Doesn't trump killing a cougar with a pocketknife.
2007-01-04 03:28:15 AM  
Oh sure, you can kill a cougar with a pocketknife, but only Mel Torme can convince a grizzly bear to commit suicide.
2007-01-04 03:35:11 AM  
At the same time?
2007-01-04 03:37:42 AM  
So the bartender says, "Poker!? I don't even know her!"
2007-01-04 03:48:39 AM  
Some headlines just let you know everything you need to know in an article before you even read it. This is such a headline.
2007-01-04 03:52:13 AM  
useless without pictures...

/if you're into that sorta thing...
2007-01-04 03:53:14 AM  
plenty of pigs in mate married one
2007-01-04 04:56:53 AM  
oink oink ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-01-04 05:06:06 AM  
Some people make a good living doing that.
2007-01-04 05:17:58 AM  
Yes, Diablo Trout is right. That's essentially how you extract a sample from hogs. At least that's what I heard on Bob and Tom.
2007-01-04 05:19:49 AM  
ok, that's what they call too much information....
2007-01-04 05:38:03 AM  
What is it with elderly people suddenly all getting Chuck Norris training?
2007-01-04 05:50:31 AM  
Live down the road from were these farkers were released by animal righters. An they have spread everywere in Devon. We desperatly need the real Chuck Norris, one long hard stair and the farkin pigs will lose all will to continue living.
2007-01-04 06:09:35 AM  
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2007-01-04 07:04:01 AM  
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Not impressed
2007-01-04 07:49:31 AM  
Well done, subby. Well done.
2007-01-04 08:06:41 AM  
2007-01-04 08:16:33 AM  
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My Ginger approves.
2007-01-04 08:26:07 AM  
Best headline in weeks. Thread won before it even starts. Bravo Subby.
2007-01-04 08:42:23 AM  
Glad the headline didn't end after "Eighty-year-old woman beats off..."
2007-01-04 08:51:48 AM  
JohnGaltDiscGolfer - Ever see the Daily Show episode where Beth Littleford covered the pig milking industry? It was during the Craig Kilborn era.

I don't think I've laughed quite so hard during a Daily Show segment since. The moment of zen for that show was classic, too.
2007-01-04 09:03:28 AM  
Weiner-dog thread!

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2007-01-04 09:04:47 AM  
FTFA: Pauline Boon, 36, a taxi driver from Buckland Monachorum, said she had seen wild boar worrying sheep recently. "I was driving past a field near the village when the sheep in it suddenly scattered," she said. "I stopped the taxi and saw a wild boar chasing the sheep - they were terrified."

UK: where they even boar the sheep.
2007-01-04 09:23:28 AM  
what what what?
2007-01-04 09:23:39 AM  
This is EXACTLY why I own a Boarhound (aka. Great Dane).
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Won't see no wussy wild boars messin' with us...just too bad aren't that many around here...especially in my living room..
2007-01-04 09:36:34 AM  
There are devices which are very effective in these situations. They're called guns. But I guess they'll have to wait until the pigs get up to their full 600 pound weight and eat a few people before anybody risks offending the animal activist wankers and starts hunting them. At least around here the lions don't attack in herds and they weigh a lot less than pigs.
2007-01-04 09:37:39 AM  
  Did anyone else read:
"...she used her dog's head to frighten two of the wild pigs..."
2007-01-04 09:54:10 AM  
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2007-01-04 10:34:17 AM  
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2007-01-04 10:42:13 AM  

Awesome!!!!! warped_n_twisted
2007-01-04 10:47:14 AM  
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2007-01-04 11:18:02 AM  
Boars? Feh.

Watch the skies

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2007-01-04 11:38:31 AM  

A lot of people around here agree with you.
2007-01-04 01:21:51 PM  
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2007-01-04 02:54:20 PM  
I have three wieners. I saved one of mine from a badger once. My dad shot it AND set it on fire.
2007-01-04 03:01:41 PM  
wandaroo: I have three wieners. I saved one of mine from a badger once. My dad shot it AND set it on fire.

Your dad shot your wiener and set it on fire??!! OMG, your dad must be a real pistol!!

You must have had a very scary childhood.
2007-01-04 06:08:28 PM  
I have three wieners. I saved one of mine from a badger once. My dad shot it AND set it on fire.

That's a bit ironic. Wieners were originally bread for hunting badgers. The word dachshund means badger hound in German.
2007-01-05 10:40:54 AM  
Eighty-year-old woman beats off three wild boars

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