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(Reuters)   "Unidentified Goat Found." In related news -- well, there is no related news. In fact, there appears to be no news at all   (postgazette.com) divider line
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strangeguitar
2007-01-03 5:31:51 PM  
"I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you Ms. Stevie Nicks."
 
Clint Zombie
2007-01-03 5:45:35 PM  
strangeguitar


How could you have beaten me to that?!
 
Choo-Choo Bear
2007-01-03 5:45:53 PM  
UGIA?
 
the ha ha guy
2007-01-03 5:46:15 PM  
Hey, that's no goat, that's my wife.

/well, she is a goat, but still...
 
Polyhazard
2007-01-03 5:48:19 PM  
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veedeevadeevoodee
2007-01-03 5:53:30 PM  
[image from www2.chicoer.com too old to be available]

/ took a wrong turn at Albuquerque ?
 
skifdank
2007-01-03 5:54:45 PM  
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IXI Jim IXI
2007-01-03 5:55:22 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee: / took a wrong turn at Albuquerque ?


Yeah...and she ended up in Alabama.
 
PartTimeBuddha [OhFark]
2007-01-03 5:58:28 PM  
I think you'll all find that the goat appeared to be injured.

Injured, people!


/luv da goat
 
Calcasieu
2007-01-03 5:58:50 PM  
[image from img242.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
UVbLue
2007-01-03 6:08:21 PM  
[image from sciencemusings.com too old to be available]
 
Redwing
2007-01-03 6:10:02 PM  
This thread needs more hovergoat
 
studebaker hoch
2007-01-03 6:35:55 PM  
must...not...post...goatman
must...not...post...goatman
must...not...post...goatman
 
Aexia
2007-01-03 6:56:18 PM  
[image from upload.wikimedia.org too old to be available]
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2007-01-03 6:58:45 PM  
It was a goat. On New Year's Eve.

I'd bet the DD hid it out of the moral/intestinal distress coming from thinking of what they were about to do with that goat at that party....
 
RedMosquito
2007-01-03 7:00:10 PM  
strangeguitar: "I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you Ms. Stevie Nicks."

Glad I'm not the only one to think she sounds like a farm animal.
 
cws1967
2007-01-03 8:11:08 PM  
Just another member of the religion of peace dumping his girlfriend.
 
DragonSpork
2007-01-03 9:59:39 PM  
how does one identify a goat? barcode it? see if it responds to the name Robert? make it choose between a potential owner and a piece of cheese? I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!!

(and if nobody owns it, can i keep it please?)

/goats rock
 
borist
2007-01-03 10:06:20 PM  
I just checked.

It's not mine.
 
goatzilla
2007-01-03 10:13:06 PM  
Best. News.
 
therex
2007-01-04 9:17:55 AM  
DragonSpork
how does one identify a goat? barcode it? see if it responds to the name Robert? make it choose between a potential owner and a piece of cheese? I WANT ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!!


My parents raise goats, and you normally tattoo identifying information on the inside of the ear, or, if the goat has no ears (like the La Mancha) it's tattooed on the skin under the tail.

Apparently, this is done with pliers.

[image from robert.ettinger.com too old to be available]
 
AXESMI
2007-01-04 8:52:27 PM  
Is it the Christmas straw goat from Denmark? They are fond of goats.
 
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