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(Some Guy)   When we make first contact with with another intelligent race, what should be our first words to them?   ( divider line
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2007-01-01 11:22:01 PM  
I hope the Cylons didn't follow you here.
2007-01-01 11:25:47 PM  
2007-01-01 11:29:16 PM  
"You're either with us or against us"
2007-01-01 11:31:34 PM  
Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!
2007-01-01 11:38:45 PM  
1. We hear the solar system next door has universal cable... and more space.

2. What's with the aubductions? Were you starting at the bottom of the gene pool and working your way up?

3. Do you have any idea what eating us could do to you? We live on Dominios and A&W!

4. Don't worry, after the second bottle of peach schnapps they'll forget about your second set of arms... and eyes.
2007-01-01 11:40:17 PM  
Tell you what... You give us a few hover cars and we'll give you Paris Hilton. I hear she swallows...
2007-01-01 11:43:57 PM  
Weaslette also, let's not forget, let's not forget that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
2007-01-01 11:51:25 PM  

I hope the Daleks or Cybermen didn't follow you.
2007-01-01 11:52:48 PM  
Have you accepted Christ into your... wait, do you guys have hearts?
2007-01-01 11:54:58 PM  
breaking into boisterous song....

***Getting to know you, getting to know all about youuuuu, getting to like you, getting to hope you like meeeeee***
2007-01-01 11:55:19 PM  
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2007-01-02 12:13:23 AM  
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2007-01-02 12:14:35 AM  
Get me and Salma Hayek the fark outta here.
2007-01-02 12:15:16 AM  
"Try what I did. Only $10K up front."

2007-01-02 12:17:17 AM  
What's that, you want nude pictures of Monique?
2007-01-02 12:17:27 AM  
biatches, man.
2007-01-02 12:22:10 AM  
2007-01-02 12:23:24 AM  
Do you want the money, or do you want the mob?
2007-01-02 12:23:59 AM  
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
2007-01-02 12:25:13 AM  
You ever listen to the donkey show?
2007-01-02 12:25:14 AM  
"I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords."
2007-01-02 12:26:04 AM  
Good Afternoon

2007-01-02 12:27:20 AM  
2007-01-02 12:28:22 AM  
NFL players are the best of our subspecies ....please take a few....
2007-01-02 12:33:39 AM  
Keep off the grass.
2007-01-02 12:36:45 AM  
You are a wanker; you are a tosspot; you are a very tiny piece of turd. Thank you.
2007-01-02 12:43:02 AM  
"Say hello to my little friend!"

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2007-01-02 12:43:18 AM  
Oh qua tan zig wah, quah um sa la gee wan.

/ah boogly ah ma da ah moogi woo dayo
//too obscure?
2007-01-02 12:45:07 AM  
We surrender.
2007-01-02 12:53:31 AM  
"You need tickets?" *sniff*
2007-01-02 12:53:56 AM  
2007-01-02 12:58:18 AM  
Hookers and blow.

/did I misss something?
2007-01-02 01:12:15 AM  
flee while you still can
2007-01-02 01:12:19 AM  
it isn't chipped. it's covered in cheetos cheese, sillies.
2007-01-02 01:23:38 AM  
So, did you guys see that Hitler Olympics thing? 'Cause we totally owned his ass a few years back.

Also, new episodes of Ally McBeal on the way, don't worry.
2007-01-02 01:29:15 AM  
"Dude, smell my finger."
2007-01-02 01:30:46 AM  
(That was for Heterosexual Male Aliens only, by the by.)
2007-01-02 01:35:29 AM  
Dread Pirate Slasher said what I wanted to say; I'm surprised no one else said it!
2007-01-02 01:38:24 AM  
ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
2007-01-02 01:40:17 AM  
When we make first contact with with another intelligent race, what should will be our first words to them?

We Are One Nation Under God.

2007-01-02 01:41:52 AM  
Hands, tentacles, beams of light up in the air stinky, we got you covered you cow mutilatin', anal probin' sumbiatch!
2007-01-02 02:00:32 AM  
They've already had about 60 years of our first words---we don't have much to say that they haven't heard before. The more important words would be their first words to us. However if we could have a first word with new aliens I hope it would be:

We can change.

The first words I would like to hear from aliens are:

We can help.
2007-01-02 02:07:39 AM  
"Hey toadface, bet your little ray gun can't melt this!!"

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2007-01-02 02:10:37 AM  
Given the state of the human race the best thing I can think of to say to and intelligent race is:
"Be afraid. Be very afraid. Run fast, run far."
2007-01-02 02:13:53 AM  
hola biatcholas!!
2007-01-02 02:26:14 AM  
Uh, hi. Yeah we're really sorry about the whole beaming the Paris Hilton sextape to your galaxy. I know, I know she can't suck a dick. So since your here go ahead and take her back with you. The human race will be forever indebted.
2007-01-02 02:31:25 AM  
Welcome to Earth. Please leave now or some hick with a gun will probably kill you.
2007-01-02 02:35:07 AM  
Assorted Greetings and Salutations.

/Star Trek Geek....
2007-01-02 02:36:06 AM  
"Honored guests, I have the honor to speak on behalf of the human race. We hope that this historic meeting of our two species will BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!"
2007-01-02 02:58:38 AM  
"I send my $30 to "Bob". Here's my card. Where's my seat?"
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