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(Some Guy)   "Male Circumcision Economical." I hear the guys who do it work for tips, in fact   (andnetwork.com) divider line
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Krissikins The Avenger
2006-12-29 6:39:29 PM  
*glares at you* LOL!
 
phrightener
2006-12-29 7:03:41 PM  
zinger!
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-12-29 7:09:59 PM  
Krissikins The Avenger: *glares at you*

Wow. That was incredible. Was it good for you?

/lights a cigarette
 
m0llusk
2006-12-29 8:10:43 PM  
Washing with soap and warm water and using a condom works even better, but that is only economical in developed countries. The genital chopping will continue anyway because all the big busybodies are totally obsessed with the shape of the ends of penises.
 
clancifer
2006-12-29 9:30:44 PM  
m0llusk, is that proper washing technique what gives you the "dickweed"?
 
Palmer Eldritch
2006-12-29 9:59:59 PM  
Eh, fry 'em up and they're just like calimari. If you weren't told in advance, you'd never know the difference.
 
ProfessorTomoe
2006-12-29 10:39:54 PM  
Old Joke Alert:

A doctor who performed circumcisions saved up all the foreskins from the operations he'd performed over the years. When he retired, he took the whole bunch to a leathercrafter and asked him to make something out of it. Two weeks later, he came back to pick up the finished product and was handed a wallet.

The doctor said, "All those foreskins and that's all you could come up with?"

The leathercrafter replied, "Rub it and it turns into a suitcase."

/thankyouverymuchbesuretotipyourwaiterI'llbehereallweek
 
WALMART.saves
2006-12-29 11:28:52 PM  
Still trying to justify your genital mutilation, subby?
 
Asteron
2006-12-29 11:44:36 PM  
WALMART.saves: Still trying to justify your genital mutilation, subby?

Why are you so concerned about the shape of other people's genitalia? If it fights STD's in a country that is crippled by them then how is that not a good thing?
 
WALMART.saves
2006-12-29 11:45:44 PM  
Asteron

If it fights STD's in a country that is crippled by them then how is that not a good thing?

Why stop at the foreskin, then?
 
WALMART.saves
2006-12-29 11:47:35 PM  
Asteron

Why are you so concerned about the shape of other people's genitalia?

Hey, that could have been ME, had I been born in the U.S.
So, yes... I am in fact concerned with the brutal act of genital mutilation.
 
theeagle
2006-12-30 12:19:19 AM  
It's a jewish conspiricy......Give new excuses to continue to chop up peoples bodies..

/And get that veil on now or else.
 
Asura-HiME
2006-12-30 12:34:12 AM  
The vast majority of South Koreans will love this article. Since South Koreans are the only East Asians who perform male circumcision over 90%.
 
CarcinogenCrunchies
2006-12-30 12:56:18 AM  
Did the studies make any attempt to determine why it helps prevent HIV? I know little about life in Africa but my first guess would be something related to hygiene. Even in the US that's the main medical reason.

In areas of the world where people are poorly educated about such things and have poor sanitation, I could see this being a good idea. In the US we have no such excuse. If we're going to take a scalpel to boys' privates because it could prevent disease, we may as well give everybody a mastectomy at puberty. Because you know, breast cancer is always a possibility.
 
MoreCowbell!
2006-12-30 1:36:35 AM  
Screw all you guys...

I'm happy with my mutilated dick, in fact it would piss me off if i wasn't.

to me that is how my johnson should look.

/sorry for a "my johnson" post
 
FireGuts
2006-12-30 2:51:12 AM  
Circumcision only prevents disease and infection if you don't have a bar of soap to wash your uncutness with.
 
Asura-HiME
2006-12-30 3:30:21 AM  
Did the studies make any attempt to determine why it helps prevent HIV? I know little about life in Africa but my first guess would be something related to hygiene. Even in the US that's the main medical reason.

That's a very good point. Especially, it was for the sake of male hygine that circumsising penis was popular in South Korea. Now circumcision becomes the one of the official symbols of masculinatiy in South Korea. The other ones are military, Starcraft, and some Korean MMORPG.
 
maddogdelta
2006-12-30 7:27:44 AM  
Tonight only, half off!
 
maddogdelta
2006-12-30 9:49:24 AM  
Circumcision only prevents disease and infection if you don't have a bar of soap to wash your uncutness with.

I guess you have to use soap and wash it _really_ fast.
 
InfamousG
2006-12-30 11:36:13 AM  
Could someone direct me to a study, or wiki entry, that discusses the medical benefit of circumcision? I've seen numerous stories that state there is a benefit, but none quote a source.
 
Oober_Dave
2006-12-30 11:58:20 AM  
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7772002181711601907&q=penn+teller+circu mcision

Watch this InfamousG
 
BarryJV [BareFark] [OhFark]
2006-12-30 2:01:42 PM  
"It's a matter of economics, it's quite simply cheaper to poke a hundred people's eyes out than it is to mine a single ton of coal."

/Obscure
 
FunkOut
2006-12-30 2:26:12 PM  
C'mon, the lotion companies just want to expand their market.
 
Kome
2006-12-30 3:09:02 PM  
How has it been shown to decrease risk of contracting HIV? Have the studies/experiments/research been replicated?

I have a very strong suspicion this is a load of bull...
 
piercedgeek
2006-12-30 4:03:47 PM  
I have a strong feeling that the results of studies that 'prove' circumcision prevents HIV are skewed by some other undocumented variable.
A simple one that comes to mind is that the circumcised group is more likely to live in more developed areas, and have better access to condoms, and the education to use them.

on a less serious note, the article says health experts are worried "circumcision" may "undercut" hehe

Oh, Oober_Dave, thanks for the Penn and Teller link
 
bobbyt888
2006-12-30 4:15:58 PM  
It makes your dick smaller and less likely to get cut during sex.
 
Hibno
2006-12-31 1:17:22 AM  
Nice job, subby.
 
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