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2006-12-28 9:31:16 AM  
Well, you have to admit, that's a handy time-saver right there.
 
2006-12-28 9:31:34 AM  
I wonder if that excuse will work with the wife.
 
2006-12-28 9:31:46 AM  
Everyone involved is a democrat
 
2006-12-28 9:33:19 AM  
CompUSA employees looking at teh interwebs Pr0n??!!?!?!?! Inconcievable!
 
2006-12-28 9:33:28 AM  
Riiiiight...

Suuuuuure....

Looks like Daddy had a chance to "test out" the computer before they wrapped it....
 
2006-12-28 9:33:30 AM  
Tranny vids on the desktop?
 
dez
2006-12-28 9:34:00 AM  
"Our message to parents is that something like this can happen and make sure you're the fist one to look at it," he said.

LOL!!! Fruedian slips are great.
 
Ask
2006-12-28 9:34:02 AM  
It was just an url? Childporn and racist comments I wonder which site that could be...
 
2006-12-28 9:34:06 AM  
FTFA
"On Christmas Day we set it up, hit Internet Explorer and the first thing to pop up was a porn site," Rick Donaldson said. "That was a shocker."

That is too damn funny.
 
2006-12-28 9:34:26 AM  
I wish my IT department would buy some of these computers for next year

/only legal porn though
 
2006-12-28 9:35:18 AM  
Anyone notice the inconspicuous Best Buy ad? We call that product placement, boys!
 
2006-12-28 9:35:29 AM  
I wonder how much 'ole Jessie and Al will get them to sue for.
 
2006-12-28 9:35:32 AM  
Honey it happened again...preloaded pr0n!
God , I hate when that happens...
 
2006-12-28 9:36:11 AM  
koniver: transformer vids on the desktop?

transformer vids? (pops)
 
2006-12-28 9:37:03 AM  
FTFA: It was a floor model Donaldson bought at a discount

There's your reason, right there. Somebody was surfing pr0n on the display computer.

Though why you'd fap in a CompUSA, I have no sweet clue. None of the gear they carry is really fapworthy...
 
2006-12-28 9:37:17 AM  
Note to black people: please don't name you child Simeon. Or Simian. Or even Cinnamon.

Just don't.
 
2006-12-28 9:38:09 AM  
hmm..."there was child porns on my computer! and it was racist, too!"

Why not also say it was anti-semitic, and demeaning to those with disabilities?

sheesh. I could buy the idea that there's some leftover porn on a refurb, but the moment buyer ALSO screamed "racism"...I'm calling shenanigans.
 
2006-12-28 9:39:02 AM  
I asked Dell for the Smut Package, but all I got was Windows.
 
2006-12-28 9:39:42 AM  
FTFA "On Christmas Day we set it up, hit Internet Explorer and the first thing to pop up was a porn site," Rick Donaldson said. "That was a shocker."

[image from upload.wikimedia.org too old to be available]
 
2006-12-28 9:39:58 AM  
jook: demeaning to those with disabilities?

Kate's playground...check!
 
2006-12-28 9:40:08 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: I asked Dell for the Smut Package, but all I got was Windows.

Don't worry about it. Just surf around a bit in IE; the smut will come to you.

Or you to it, whichever comes first.
 
2006-12-28 9:40:13 AM  
TheBigWhiteWolf

can't click the link at work... are those transmission vids?

if so, you are a genius!
 
2006-12-28 9:41:25 AM  
"He said the URL that appeared wasn't just pornographic, but racist, too."

So he's complaining that he looked through the entire website and could only find naked women of one color?
 
2006-12-28 9:41:31 AM  
When I buy a computer the first thing I do is wipe the HD and reinstall the operating system. Installs done by the point of service are loaded with junk, not to mention things like this.

If you bought your kid a computer and let him turn it on without even looking at what's on there, you're an idiot.
 
2006-12-28 9:42:38 AM  
Crid: So he's complaining that he looked through the entire website and could only find naked women of one color?

Hey, 's just one website. In today's competitive market, you have to specialize to get a good niche, you know?

Though some folks globalize instead.

/Someone should do "It's a Small World" but with pr0n.
 
2006-12-28 9:43:07 AM  
Where does one acquire racist porn? The pregnant midgets just aren't doing it for me anymore.
 
2006-12-28 9:43:14 AM  
Muahahahahahahahahaha! Mission accomplished. Never leave me by a floor model computer without proper supervision.
 
2006-12-28 9:43:18 AM  
FTA:"...make sure you're the fist one to look at it..."
Now we now how the pr0n got there...

Racist kiddie pr0n? Someone's lookin for a settlement.
 
2006-12-28 9:43:20 AM  
Pro Zack: are those transmission vids?

Yes...100% safe for work.

\Especially if you're a mechanic.
 
2006-12-28 9:43:53 AM  
i don't see how this is any different from the spyware-laden computers being sold brand new by Dell, Compaq, et al. i hear their users get bombarded with penis pill ads right from the get-go!
 
2006-12-28 9:44:43 AM  
When I used to shop at CompUSA back in the day I would bring up some of the webs more notorious pr0n sites on display models for inflicting pop ups on the unsuspecting shopper. God I miss Win98 sometimes.

\shops for IT needs mostly online now
\\microcenter when i'm in a pinch
 
2006-12-28 9:44:49 AM  
 
2006-12-28 9:44:51 AM  
"He said the URL that appeared wasn't just pornographic, but racist, too."

Guess he feels Fark is a racist porno site... Bevets will set him right... He'll show the guy it's a religiously intolerant racist porno site!
 
2006-12-28 9:45:04 AM  
the pron was probably a white chick... anyone of colour would automatically scream "racist" if they were offended by it.

/went there
//sure did
 
2006-12-28 9:45:08 AM  
moops didn't RTFA.
 
2006-12-28 9:45:36 AM  
Racist porn? Me thinks someone is fishin for dough.
 
2006-12-28 9:46:05 AM  
My wife is constantly complaining how my 19 year old nephew and brother have completely farked up the computer when they used it once last year. She is still getting spam from sex sites and doesn't know how these sites get her e-mail. It's horrible.

Yes dear. My borther and nephew have really screwed this up. Damn them. Damn them. Damn them.

;^)
 
2006-12-28 9:46:14 AM  
Child's New Computer Full Of Porn, Parents Say...
"On Christmas Day we set it up, hit Internet Explorer and the first thing to pop up was a porn site," Rick Donaldson said.


There probably wasn't any porn on the actual computer. As a joke, somebody probably just set the floor model's home page to a porn site. Gets in the news, cost the store $100... I declare this prank a complete success!

/That's what you get for using IE, n00bz!
 
2006-12-28 9:46:21 AM  
FTFA:
Slideshow: Parents: Kid's Computer Laden With Porn

I clicked the link and was sadly disappointed!
 
2006-12-28 9:46:35 AM  
Ekilo: Racist porn? Me thinks someone is fishin for dough.

Bit early to play the 'race' card, but I guess they're holding off on the 'corruption of a child' card until later, if they don't get what they want.
 
2006-12-28 9:46:46 AM  
Windows XP. Xtra Porn. Aw, yeah.
 
2006-12-28 9:47:58 AM  
Hilary T. N. Seuss: As a joke, somebody probably just set the floor model's home page to a porn site.

Yep, probably. Techs prolly forgot to wipe it properly, too.

/I don't shop retail for computer parts.
//Too freakin' expensive and unreliable.
 
2006-12-28 9:48:01 AM  
"Daddy loves you so much he bought you the cheapest thing out there. Now, take your prOn and stop whining."
 
2006-12-28 9:48:38 AM  
Ok, I feel cheated....there is a link to a slideshow but no porn in the slide show..

/TTIUWOP
 
2006-12-28 9:49:10 AM  
muninsfire: /Someone should do "It's a Small World" but with pr0n.

I think that would prolly qualify as paedophilia...

Either that or japanese cartoon scat tentacle rape piss porn paedophilia...

Anyways, I'm grossed out now... Ugh.
 
2006-12-28 9:49:16 AM  
w0nka: I clicked the link and was sadly disappointed!

I don't know, I found this picture funny.

[image from ksat.com too old to be available]
Buttsecks?
 
2006-12-28 9:50:27 AM  
I wish my computer came pre-loaded with pornography. Seriously, pre-loaded porn without the threat of spyware or pronbots or whatever... that's a real selling point!
/Racism, OTH, your kid can pick up anywhere. NOT a selling point.
 
2006-12-28 9:51:27 AM  
Idiotkiller;
"i don't see how this is any different from the spyware-laden computers being sold brand new by Dell, Compaq, et al. i hear their users get bombarded with penis pill ads right from the get-go!"

I think it's great that they do this because I'll be making $50 bucks an hour cleaning up the mess computer makers build into their products.

\additional thanks to symantec
 
2006-12-28 9:51:30 AM  
darklordseth: I think that would prolly qualify as paedophilia...

Well, I meant more an international porno with people 'frolicking' in traditional costume...with, of course, that music in the background.

/Aw, you didn't damn me? I didn't get damned yesterday, either....

Anyways, I'm grossed out now... Ugh.

I guess I'll have to settle for that...
 
2006-12-28 9:52:48 AM  
[image from ksat.com too old to be available]
Buttsecks?
 
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