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TennesseeTuxedo
2006-12-28 9:31:16 AM  
Well, you have to admit, that's a handy time-saver right there.
 
mrmookid
2006-12-28 9:31:34 AM  
I wonder if that excuse will work with the wife.
 
soakitincider
2006-12-28 9:31:46 AM  
Everyone involved is a democrat
 
d_lebowski
2006-12-28 9:33:19 AM  
CompUSA employees looking at teh interwebs Pr0n??!!?!?!?! Inconcievable!
 
dcigary
2006-12-28 9:33:28 AM  
Riiiiight...

Suuuuuure....

Looks like Daddy had a chance to "test out" the computer before they wrapped it....
 
koniver
2006-12-28 9:33:30 AM  
Tranny vids on the desktop?
 
dez
2006-12-28 9:34:00 AM  
"Our message to parents is that something like this can happen and make sure you're the fist one to look at it," he said.

LOL!!! Fruedian slips are great.
 
Ask
2006-12-28 9:34:02 AM  
It was just an url? Childporn and racist comments I wonder which site that could be...
 
Grither
2006-12-28 9:34:06 AM  
FTFA
"On Christmas Day we set it up, hit Internet Explorer and the first thing to pop up was a porn site," Rick Donaldson said. "That was a shocker."

That is too damn funny.
 
ExitKloie
2006-12-28 9:34:26 AM  
I wish my IT department would buy some of these computers for next year

/only legal porn though
 
Shrineklown
2006-12-28 9:35:18 AM  
Anyone notice the inconspicuous Best Buy ad? We call that product placement, boys!
 
Sofa_king_kewl
2006-12-28 9:35:29 AM  
I wonder how much 'ole Jessie and Al will get them to sue for.
 
GodsTumor
2006-12-28 9:35:32 AM  
Honey it happened again...preloaded pr0n!
God , I hate when that happens...
 
TheBigWhiteWolf
2006-12-28 9:36:11 AM  
koniver: transformer vids on the desktop?

transformer vids? (pops)
 
muninsfire
2006-12-28 9:37:03 AM  
FTFA: It was a floor model Donaldson bought at a discount

There's your reason, right there. Somebody was surfing pr0n on the display computer.

Though why you'd fap in a CompUSA, I have no sweet clue. None of the gear they carry is really fapworthy...
 
wpmulligan
2006-12-28 9:37:17 AM  
Note to black people: please don't name you child Simeon. Or Simian. Or even Cinnamon.

Just don't.
 
jook
2006-12-28 9:38:09 AM  
hmm..."there was child porns on my computer! and it was racist, too!"

Why not also say it was anti-semitic, and demeaning to those with disabilities?

sheesh. I could buy the idea that there's some leftover porn on a refurb, but the moment buyer ALSO screamed "racism"...I'm calling shenanigans.
 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2006-12-28 9:39:02 AM  
I asked Dell for the Smut Package, but all I got was Windows.
 
Jness
2006-12-28 9:39:42 AM  
FTFA "On Christmas Day we set it up, hit Internet Explorer and the first thing to pop up was a porn site," Rick Donaldson said. "That was a shocker."

[image from upload.wikimedia.org too old to be available]
 
TheBigWhiteWolf
2006-12-28 9:39:58 AM  
jook: demeaning to those with disabilities?

Kate's playground...check!
 
muninsfire
2006-12-28 9:40:08 AM  
HotWingConspiracy: I asked Dell for the Smut Package, but all I got was Windows.

Don't worry about it. Just surf around a bit in IE; the smut will come to you.

Or you to it, whichever comes first.
 
Pro Zack
2006-12-28 9:40:13 AM  
TheBigWhiteWolf

can't click the link at work... are those transmission vids?

if so, you are a genius!
 
Crid
2006-12-28 9:41:25 AM  
"He said the URL that appeared wasn't just pornographic, but racist, too."

So he's complaining that he looked through the entire website and could only find naked women of one color?
 
moops
2006-12-28 9:41:31 AM  
When I buy a computer the first thing I do is wipe the HD and reinstall the operating system. Installs done by the point of service are loaded with junk, not to mention things like this.

If you bought your kid a computer and let him turn it on without even looking at what's on there, you're an idiot.
 
muninsfire
2006-12-28 9:42:38 AM  
Crid: So he's complaining that he looked through the entire website and could only find naked women of one color?

Hey, 's just one website. In today's competitive market, you have to specialize to get a good niche, you know?

Though some folks globalize instead.

/Someone should do "It's a Small World" but with pr0n.
 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2006-12-28 9:43:07 AM  
Where does one acquire racist porn? The pregnant midgets just aren't doing it for me anymore.
 
dewars-rocks
2006-12-28 9:43:14 AM  
Muahahahahahahahahaha! Mission accomplished. Never leave me by a floor model computer without proper supervision.
 
jwest13
2006-12-28 9:43:18 AM  
FTA:"...make sure you're the fist one to look at it..."
Now we now how the pr0n got there...

Racist kiddie pr0n? Someone's lookin for a settlement.
 
TheBigWhiteWolf
2006-12-28 9:43:20 AM  
Pro Zack: are those transmission vids?

Yes...100% safe for work.

\Especially if you're a mechanic.
 
Idiotkiller
2006-12-28 9:43:53 AM  
i don't see how this is any different from the spyware-laden computers being sold brand new by Dell, Compaq, et al. i hear their users get bombarded with penis pill ads right from the get-go!
 
d_lebowski
2006-12-28 9:44:43 AM  
When I used to shop at CompUSA back in the day I would bring up some of the webs more notorious pr0n sites on display models for inflicting pop ups on the unsuspecting shopper. God I miss Win98 sometimes.

\shops for IT needs mostly online now
\\microcenter when i'm in a pinch
 
Setinotathome
2006-12-28 9:44:49 AM  
[image from img2.freeimagehosting.net too old to be available]
 
God--
2006-12-28 9:44:51 AM  
"He said the URL that appeared wasn't just pornographic, but racist, too."

Guess he feels Fark is a racist porno site... Bevets will set him right... He'll show the guy it's a religiously intolerant racist porno site!
 
Indulgence_101
2006-12-28 9:45:04 AM  
the pron was probably a white chick... anyone of colour would automatically scream "racist" if they were offended by it.

/went there
//sure did
 
studman 69
2006-12-28 9:45:08 AM  
moops didn't RTFA.
 
Ekilo
2006-12-28 9:45:36 AM  
Racist porn? Me thinks someone is fishin for dough.
 
Danger Mouse
2006-12-28 9:46:05 AM  
My wife is constantly complaining how my 19 year old nephew and brother have completely farked up the computer when they used it once last year. She is still getting spam from sex sites and doesn't know how these sites get her e-mail. It's horrible.

Yes dear. My borther and nephew have really screwed this up. Damn them. Damn them. Damn them.

;^)
 
Hilary T. N. Seuss
2006-12-28 9:46:14 AM  
Child's New Computer Full Of Porn, Parents Say...
"On Christmas Day we set it up, hit Internet Explorer and the first thing to pop up was a porn site," Rick Donaldson said.

There probably wasn't any porn on the actual computer. As a joke, somebody probably just set the floor model's home page to a porn site. Gets in the news, cost the store $100... I declare this prank a complete success!

/That's what you get for using IE, n00bz!
 
w0nka
2006-12-28 9:46:21 AM  
FTFA:
Slideshow: Parents: Kid's Computer Laden With Porn

I clicked the link and was sadly disappointed!
 
muninsfire
2006-12-28 9:46:35 AM  
Ekilo: Racist porn? Me thinks someone is fishin for dough.

Bit early to play the 'race' card, but I guess they're holding off on the 'corruption of a child' card until later, if they don't get what they want.
 
DinsdalePiranha
2006-12-28 9:46:46 AM  
Windows XP. Xtra Porn. Aw, yeah.
 
muninsfire
2006-12-28 9:47:58 AM  
Hilary T. N. Seuss: As a joke, somebody probably just set the floor model's home page to a porn site.

Yep, probably. Techs prolly forgot to wipe it properly, too.

/I don't shop retail for computer parts.
//Too freakin' expensive and unreliable.
 
ls_slacker
2006-12-28 9:48:01 AM  
"Daddy loves you so much he bought you the cheapest thing out there. Now, take your prOn and stop whining."
 
demonhedge
2006-12-28 9:48:38 AM  
Ok, I feel cheated....there is a link to a slideshow but no porn in the slide show..

/TTIUWOP
 
darklordseth
2006-12-28 9:49:10 AM  
muninsfire: /Someone should do "It's a Small World" but with pr0n.

I think that would prolly qualify as paedophilia...

Either that or japanese cartoon scat tentacle rape piss porn paedophilia...

Anyways, I'm grossed out now... Ugh.
 
Grotfabrieken Rubbishhausen
2006-12-28 9:49:16 AM  
w0nka: I clicked the link and was sadly disappointed!

I don't know, I found this picture funny.

[image from ksat.com too old to be available]
Buttsecks?
 
nepia
2006-12-28 9:50:27 AM  
I wish my computer came pre-loaded with pornography. Seriously, pre-loaded porn without the threat of spyware or pronbots or whatever... that's a real selling point!
/Racism, OTH, your kid can pick up anywhere. NOT a selling point.
 
d_lebowski
2006-12-28 9:51:27 AM  
Idiotkiller;
"i don't see how this is any different from the spyware-laden computers being sold brand new by Dell, Compaq, et al. i hear their users get bombarded with penis pill ads right from the get-go!"

I think it's great that they do this because I'll be making $50 bucks an hour cleaning up the mess computer makers build into their products.

\additional thanks to symantec
 
muninsfire
2006-12-28 9:51:30 AM  
darklordseth: I think that would prolly qualify as paedophilia...

Well, I meant more an international porno with people 'frolicking' in traditional costume...with, of course, that music in the background.

/Aw, you didn't damn me? I didn't get damned yesterday, either....

Anyways, I'm grossed out now... Ugh.

I guess I'll have to settle for that...
 
MadAsshatter
2006-12-28 9:52:48 AM  
[image from ksat.com too old to be available]
Buttsecks?
 
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