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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Tom Daschle says Barack Obama has "unlimited potential" before going back to the Home for the Politically Washed-Up and banging his head on the wall to get to sleep again   (startribune.com) divider line
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2006-12-21 4:26:07 PM  
My friend Chris, who works in the next office to me, has been reading Obama's book. Chris, like me, is English. In England. And has heard of Obama, and was impressed enough to buy his book. Which is not published here.

Of course he's going to be President. He speaks so well.
 
2006-12-21 4:42:51 PM  
"almost unlimited potential" translates to "hasn't accomplished anything yet, but might"
 
2006-12-21 4:47:12 PM  
Semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic, powers!
 
2006-12-21 4:48:30 PM  
And he is qualified . . . how, again?
 
2006-12-21 4:49:20 PM  
DrGunsforHands

...moderately small living space.
 
2006-12-21 4:58:49 PM  
headline made me chuckle ;)
 
2006-12-21 5:02:37 PM  
Yeah, Daschle was run out of office by the neocon noise machine.

But for every Dem leader run out of office, we'll destroy the careers of six GOP leaders.

Gingrich - destroyed
Livingston - destroyed before he had the chance
Santorum - destroyed
Delay - destroyed and soon to be incarceratated
Ney - destroyed and soon to be incarcerated
fatHastert - career destroyed soon

Boner, Blunt, McConnell and Lott (again) are fair game for the next round of elections.
 
2006-12-21 5:03:20 PM  
Finnley Wren: How is the current prez "qualified?" Governor of Texas is a largely ceremonial office...the only thing Bush got to decide on down there was how best to mock the prisoners being executed.
 
2006-12-21 5:05:06 PM  
carmody: How is the current prez "qualified?"

Not exactly a selling point, if you ask me.
 
2006-12-21 5:06:18 PM  
Re: qualifications

Would you have a beer and shoot the shiat with Barack Obama? I would. Then I'd break a beer bottle over Dubya's head.
 
2006-12-21 5:23:03 PM  
Nabb1: I'm not selling anything.

I was rebutting Finnley Wren's question about Obama's qualifications. Just implying that it seems like qualifications for the job are essentially moot.
 
2006-12-21 5:27:38 PM  
Re: qualifications

Obama can walk on water, turn water into wine, he can also fark your wife from across the room. He is that powerful.
 
2006-12-21 5:30:49 PM  
Seems like these days being a blank slate is perceived as a vast improvement over the known competition.
 
2006-12-21 5:35:40 PM  
Re: qualifications

Obama got into a fight with Chuck Norris. It was a tie.
 
2006-12-21 5:36:18 PM  
I meant it ended in a tie. Whatever.
 
2006-12-21 5:48:56 PM  
Given all of the Democratic candidates considering running for president, this is the only guy I'd choose, aside from Al Gore, who I'm pretty sure isn't running again. I'll even join his political campaign if he runs.
 
2006-12-21 5:56:17 PM  
Hillary will LOSE. Don't vote for her.

/likes Hillary mostly, but is realistic about haters
 
2006-12-21 5:57:06 PM  
bdub77
"Almost unlimited potential"? Oh my God, he really is the Antichrist! Don't join his campaign, Obama's the Antichrist! Or is that that the reason you're joining his campaign?
 
2006-12-21 5:58:14 PM  
Finnley Wren: And he is qualified . . . how, again?

He's got about the same qualifications that George Bush had to be Governor of Texas and President of the United States.

Which is to say, he meets the age and citizenship requirements.
 
2006-12-21 6:04:12 PM  
DrGunsforHands: "Almost unlimited potential"? Oh my God, he really is the Antichrist! Don't join his campaign, Obama's the Antichrist! Or is that that the reason you're joining his campaign?

No, Oprah's the Antichrist. Obama is her right hand man. And of course that's why I'm joining. WORSHIP SATAN!!!! AAZAGRGRGHLE!
 
2006-12-21 6:04:35 PM  
He once impregnated a whole busload of nuns just by looking at them.

He also counted to infinity - twice

Ya that powerful
 
2006-12-21 6:07:00 PM  
Kuta: Hillary will LOSE. Don't vote for her.
Yea, why would you vote for the person you find most capable of doing the job when you could make the race for leader of the free world into something more resembling a high school popularity contest for student senate, right?

Dumbass.
 
2006-12-21 6:40:08 PM  
moops
Delay - destroyed and soon to be incarceratated

O'Rly?
 
2006-12-21 6:41:58 PM  
bdub77Z

Given all of the Democratic candidates considering running for president, this is the only guy I'd choose, aside from Al Gore, who I'm pretty sure isn't running again. I'll even join his political campaign if he runs.

What do you like about him?

He talks a lot but says nothing.
 
2006-12-21 6:55:09 PM  
Exactly JimmyTheHutt!!!
 
2006-12-21 7:00:19 PM  
FlashLV: He talks a lot but says nothing.

Is that true, or is that yet another right wing lie along the same lines as "John Kerry has no platform other than he's not Bush"?

Because I don't know anything about Giuliana either, or, as a matter of fact, any of the other candidates who are contenders or likely contenders for the '08 run. Is that because they "talk a lot but say nothing" or becaue it's still nearly two years to the election and I just haven't started researching their positions yet?

I don't consider your posts very credible, based on what I've seen of them since I started lurking, so I'm leaning toward the latter.
 
2006-12-21 7:00:29 PM  
When will Farkers learn that the only thing you accomplish by using the retarded phrase "neocon" is the instant assumption that the person using it is a cretin?

Seriously, you sound like morons, desperately trying to invent a new insult.
 
2006-12-21 7:01:05 PM  
Obamaphobia is starting to reach epidemic levels. Listening to the right wing radio brigade, they all are droning on and on about how he is unelectable. Why? They need to plant this in their listeners ears daily. If you repeat something long enough and loud enough, the rubes will buy it and hug it tightly to their chests like little flag pins. Obama scares the hell out of them, so they must plant the seeds of doubt.
 
2006-12-21 7:01:35 PM  
And he is qualified . . . how, again?

After getting a degree in political science and international relations from Columbia University, he went to work for a nonprofit to create job training programs for the poor. Then he went to back to school to get a law degree (Harvard Law School, where he graduated magna cum laude and was elected president of the Harvard Law Review), and came back to Chicago to work for a civil rights law firm and teach constitutional law.

He served in the Illinois state senate for six years, and now the US senate for two.

I'd be pretty goddamned excited to have a president who understands constitutional law and international relations, let alone someone who has spent his entire life trying to make other people's lives better.
 
2006-12-21 7:04:41 PM  
Gannon's Remorse

Is that true, or is that yet another right wing lie along the same lines as "John Kerry has no platform other than he's not Bush"?

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or idiocy.

Because I don't know anything about Giuliana either, or, as a matter of fact, any of the other candidates who are contenders or likely contenders for the '08 run. Is that because they "talk a lot but say nothing" or becaue it's still nearly two years to the election and I just haven't started researching their positions yet?

Guliani cleaned up the streets of NY and a lot of people respect him for what he has accomplished. What has Obama accomplished or done? He hasn't been in politics long enough to have made any big accomplishments. That's why I asked.

I don't consider your posts very credible, based on what I've seen of them since I started lurking, so I'm leaning toward the latter.


You say "that yet another right wing lie" And you ask if I'm credible, I asked a question moran.
 
2006-12-21 7:06:36 PM  
MrWhipee

Obamaphobia is starting to reach epidemic levels. Listening to the right wing radio brigade, they all are droning on and on about how he is unelectable. Why? They need to plant this in their listeners ears daily. If you repeat something long enough and loud enough, the rubes will buy it and hug it tightly to their chests like little flag pins. Obama scares the hell out of them, so they must plant the seeds of doubt.

Nice strawman, but seriously what has he done that would make them "scared"? There is no logic behind that. Since your statement has no logic, what is your logic for that belief?
 
2006-12-21 7:07:51 PM  
When will Farkers learn that the only thing you accomplish by using the retarded phrase "neocon" is the instant assumption that the person using it is a cretin?

Let's add anyone who uses "democrat" as an adjective to that list.
 
2006-12-21 7:08:33 PM  
Logweasel

I'd be pretty goddamned excited to have a president who understands constitutional law and international relations, let alone someone who has spent his entire life trying to make other people's lives better.

You mean his life we know about. Was he making lives better while he was in kindergarten or high school? I'de like to know.
 
2006-12-21 7:14:27 PM  
Logweasel

Let's add anyone who uses "democrat" as an adjective to that list.

Or Liberal, or conservative, or republican or homosapien.
 
2006-12-21 7:16:33 PM  
RE Qualifications

How the hell can you become qualified for the presidency is there some University course we don't know about, truth is there isn't a job that remotely compares to President of the United States, The only qualifications are laid out in the Constitution, this he isn't qualified thing is crap, he worked in state government and the senate that isn't qualified our guy farked pigs for a living He's the guy you want.

When will Farkers learn that the only thing you accomplish by using the retarded phrase "neocon" is the instant assumption that the person using it is a cretin?

Didn't Wolfowitz call himself a neocon??
 
2006-12-21 7:21:24 PM  
Gsm136: RE Qualifications

There are no "qualifications" other than what's listed in the Constitution:

No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.

Seriously. We need a President who can be sworn into office and do the goddamned job.

No wonderous visions of America, no "insider experience," no Good Ol' Boys Club.

And when we get serious about this once and for all, we'll elect a decent man or woman to the job.
 
2006-12-21 7:31:00 PM  
The Mesopotamian Candidate.
 
2006-12-21 7:37:33 PM  
You mean his life we know about. Was he making lives better while he was in kindergarten or high school? I'de like to know.

Oh, I sincerely doubt that.

Or Liberal, or conservative, or republican or homosapien.

Liberal, conservative, republican and homosapien can all be used as adjectives. "Democrat" is only used as an adjective by those who lament the association of the word "democratic" with the "Democratic Party".
 
2006-12-21 7:54:40 PM  
whidbey: There are no "qualifications" other than what's listed in the Constitution:


Exactly.
 
2006-12-21 9:34:24 PM  
Oh, it's not entirely unlike that of an interim CEO brought in to turn around a failing company. Such folks might easily have to deal with many pissed-off constituencies (angry shareholders, unions not eager to make concessions, impatient creditors, perhaps even proud and cantankerous board members); they have only limited resources with which to manage the problem; and they're expected to be the source of major ideas (such as budgeting).


It's also them who frequently need to initiate actions that WILL anger large parts of their constituencies but may be better for the organization at a whole; and if it's a large company, he's probably not going to have time to micromanage everything so the selection of competent and honest staff becomes critical... too much to manage, and too many people feeding bullshiat in order to protect or enlarge their own little domains and blame everybody else for the trouble. Much the same way that with the seemingly ubiquitous belief among pressure groups that their own pet issue and viewpoint should be elevated to national policy, and that departments have their own reasons to deceive an administration over their own deficiencies and capabilities.


...and in both the case of the interim CEO and any president, they risk drawing flak not only for problems that they cause, but problems that they inherit. It's not exactly the fault of any recent president that consumers will happily buy cheap imported crap to the point that it makes economic sense to offshore manufacturing of low-end merchandise, for instance. And whoever the next president is, there's a pretty good chance that he won't have been a prime mover behind the Iraqi invasion given the political climate, but he'll certainly have to deal with the consequences -- regardless of whether they were caused by US stupidity, Iraqi decisions, the meddling of neighbors, or so forth.

 
2006-12-21 9:46:08 PM  
I heard once that while walking back from Minnesota Obama dragged his ax all the way to New Orleans. You know to help with the reconstruction there. Yep, today we call the furrow the mighty Mississipi.

You heard it here first.

He has that much potential
 
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