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2006-12-16 08:59:57 PM  
As the submitter, I'll start:

You can eat out every night of your life in New York City and never eat at the same restaurant twice.
 
2006-12-16 09:01:49 PM  
GPR ate a half rotten pineapple and almost moldy bagel for dinner
 
2006-12-16 09:03:02 PM  
The system of fahrenheit is based upon the temperature at which brine freezes.
 
2006-12-16 09:03:31 PM  
CPM ans eCPM are NOT the same farkin thing

/sorry, still fuming.
 
2006-12-16 09:04:04 PM  
A couple of shovels of quicklime tossed in with the whore makes the body decompose quicker and throws off the dogs.
 
2006-12-16 09:04:13 PM  
honey kills bacteria by osmotic lysis
 
2006-12-16 09:04:32 PM  
Dammit! I'm a cornucopia of useless knowledge, but I can't perform on demand.
 
2006-12-16 09:04:43 PM  
The San Francisco 49ers were the first football team with five Super Bowl wins.

And they have never lost a Super Bowl they have appeared in.

Suck it, Cowboy fans.
 
2006-12-16 09:05:30 PM  
rufie52 has a case of circus peanuts on her Amazon wish list!
 
2006-12-16 09:05:32 PM  
Peace Palace is often pronounced Piss Palace in the Netherlands
 
2006-12-16 09:06:05 PM  
special_patrol_group can't perform on demand.
 
2006-12-16 09:06:12 PM  
There are only eight men who've won the Heisman trophy who are also in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
 
2006-12-16 09:06:21 PM  
special_patrol_group can't perform on demand
 
2006-12-16 09:07:01 PM  
lbthepdd: special_patrol_group can't perform on demand.

damn you
 
2006-12-16 09:07:10 PM  
Barnacles(the aquatic kind) are named after Barnaculus the Roman God of Dependents.
 
2006-12-16 09:07:52 PM  
the first use of the phrase "kicked to the curve" is from shakespeare's "the tempest".
 
2006-12-16 09:07:58 PM  
The word "alligator" comes from an English mis-pronunciation of the Spanish "el lagarto," which means "lizard."
 
2006-12-16 09:08:14 PM  
Yukio Mishima (Kimitake Hiraoka) - Japanese writer
In 1970, Japanese writer Yukio Mishima committed seppuku as a protest of the Westernization of Japan. He killed himself in front of an assembly (which he himself called) of all of his students that he was teaching at a university at that time.
 
2006-12-16 09:08:25 PM  
the guy with Farker ID #2 doesn't post too often.
 
2006-12-16 09:08:52 PM  
I just picked one at random off of some website. I can't perform on demand, either.
 
2006-12-16 09:08:55 PM  
Wilfred Brimley was a bodyguard to Howard Hughes.
 
2006-12-16 09:09:17 PM  
At least one of the eight men who've won the Heisman trophy who are also in the Pro Football Hall of Fame has commited murder.
 
2006-12-16 09:10:26 PM  
For a person to become a serial killer, at least two of the following need be present: a head injury (usually in childhood), mental illness, and childhood abuse.
 
2006-12-16 09:10:31 PM  
The Pleurocoelus is the official state dinosaur of Texas.
 
2006-12-16 09:11:10 PM  
Monkeys show visible and dramatic reactions to photographs of three specific things: fire, spiders, and dead monkeys.
 
2006-12-16 09:11:52 PM  
jonasborg: At least one of the eight men who've won the Heisman trophy who are also in the Pro Football Hall of Fame has commited murder.

Yes, but Paul Hornung getting off makes up for all that we've had to put up with from The Man.
 
2006-12-16 09:12:14 PM  
It is illegal to own the issue of Penthouse that features the Vanessa Williams nude pictures that caused her to lose the Miss America crown. The centerfold that month was Traci Lords, who was 16 years old at the time, thus that issue is considered child pornography (unless you removed the offending photos).
 
2006-12-16 09:12:26 PM  
The Peony Pavilion was one of the most influential works of literature in the Ming dynasty, and may have been loosely based on a practice known as spirit marriage that was unique to small villages in the Canton Delta.
 
2006-12-16 09:12:32 PM  
Today is Ludwig van Beethoven's 236th birthday.
 
2006-12-16 09:12:39 PM  
The vast majority of polar bears (if not all) are left handed

An ostrich's eyes are bigger than it's brain

/I lurvs me some Uncle John's Bathroom Readers
 
2006-12-16 09:12:59 PM  
If you pick a Manx cat up by the tail you will soil your thumb, and make an enemy for life.
 
2006-12-16 09:13:06 PM  
The leading cause of death in the late 19th century was tuberculosis.

The human brain is 80% water.

The brain uses more than 25% of the oxygen used by the human body.

The national flag of Italy was designed by Napoleon Bonaparte.

There are 240 white dots in a Pacman arcade game.
 
2006-12-16 09:13:22 PM  
BizarreRecords: The Pleurocoelus is the official state dinosaur of Texas.

Damn straight! Don't forget the armadillo (animal), bluebonnet (flower), mockingbird (bird), and chili (dish).
 
2006-12-16 09:14:09 PM  
The Toronto Rock's Dan Ladouceur never has to be put on expansion draft protected lists because his day job as a SWAT team hostage rescue expert in Toronto prohibits him from playing for any other team.
 
2006-12-16 09:14:15 PM  
I forget what eight was for: Paul Hornung

Now that was a man who could drink.
 
2006-12-16 09:14:31 PM  
Epsilon: The national flag of Italy was designed by Napoleon Bonaparte.

All of the flags with three vertical color fields (Mexico, Italy, France) are Napoleanic.
 
2006-12-16 09:14:38 PM  
Epsilon: There are 240 white dots in a Pacman arcade game.


ha! I'm playing PacMan right now:

http://www.intellectualdelinquent.com/pacman.swf
 
2006-12-16 09:15:34 PM  
mofroe: The vast majority of polar bears (if not all) are left handed

I didn't know polar bears had hands.
 
2006-12-16 09:16:19 PM  
Epsilon: I didn't know polar bears had hands.

you didn't notice all those eskimos with stumps?
 
2006-12-16 09:16:19 PM  
lbthepdd: Today is Ludwig van Beethoven's 236th birthday.

Colonel Sanders died Dec 16th.
 
2006-12-16 09:16:54 PM  
Epsilon: I didn't know polar bears had hands

This is also a little known fact
 
2006-12-16 09:17:24 PM  
lbthepdd: you didn't notice all those eskimos with stumps?

Good one.
 
2006-12-16 09:17:40 PM  
The distance of your arms spread out horizontally is your exact height.
 
2006-12-16 09:19:00 PM  
When determining the rates for insurance on a home over 25 years old, many insurance companies use a handy dandy acronym to make sure everything is up to date: HERP

heating, electric, roof, plumbing
 
2006-12-16 09:19:44 PM  
If you throw a cat against the wall as hard as you can, they'll stop pissing on your bath mat.
 
2006-12-16 09:19:48 PM  
Digital rectal massage can cure a case of the hiccups.
 
2006-12-16 09:19:58 PM  
SwingingJohnson: The distance of your arms spread out horizontally is your exact height.

The length of the inside of your forearm, from elbow to wrist, is the exact size of your foot.
 
2006-12-16 09:20:04 PM  
SwingingJohnson: The distance of your arms spread out horizontally is your exact height.

The distance from the inside of your elbow to your wrist is the same as the length of your foot.
 
2006-12-16 09:20:25 PM  
Cysticercus is a brain parasite contracted by eating undercooked pork. It is especially prevalent in places like Mexico and various third-world countries.

A San Francisco man who unwittingly contracted cystericercus in Mexico was out running errands one day when he climbed onto the top of his moving car and took a swan dive onto the pavement.

Obviously, he did not get better.
 
2006-12-16 09:20:38 PM  
SwingingJohnson: The distance of your arms spread out horizontally is your exact height.


myth. if it were true, i'd be over 6 feet, easy.
 
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