I'd rather see people complaining and biatching about shiat that going on about how perfect they recorated their den and what paint colours they chose and how their new super expensive emu hide chair complements the cute little South American artifacts they picked up at a charming peasant village in Peru.

Or going on about every bowel movement their new child or puppy has made and how every little thing about them is so cute.

Or how their new underwater Yoga class and $150 sea salt and dog's milk facial at that new spa downtown has made them feel connected to the spirit of the cosmos and helped their self esteem oh-so-much so they can cope with being the well kept wife of a rich businessman.