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(Fark)   If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be?   ( goldsfool.livejournal.com) divider line
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2006-12-10 11:05:05 AM  

How are you going to see with "Double Vision?"
2006-12-10 11:05:09 AM  
I see that Wesley Willis has already been mentioned. Foiled again!

/I would have chosen Rock and Roll McDonald's
//McDonald's is a place to rock
2006-12-10 11:05:34 AM  
"Beer" by Psychostick

The anthem of the planet.
2006-12-10 11:05:47 AM  
Hrmm tough choices.. my top 3

Astro Zombies - The Misfits
Asshole - Dennis Leary
Crush My Battleopponents Balls - DETHKLOK!!

Because any list that neglects to add Dethklok is not a list at all!
2006-12-10 11:05:55 AM  
Paolo Conte - Via Con Me

/ "It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's wonderful good luck my baby
It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's wonderful, I dream of you
Chips chips, d du du du du, ci bum ci bum bum
Du du du du du, ci bum ci bum bum, du du du du du."
2006-12-10 11:06:57 AM  
+1 to We Will Rock You
2006-12-10 11:07:03 AM  
Chris Barr: I don't need to see. I'm a Juke Box Hero.
2006-12-10 11:07:04 AM  
"America - fark Yeah" by Team America

That way, they'll know who's boss around here.
2006-12-10 11:08:07 AM  
Gimmie Three Steps
2006-12-10 11:08:55 AM  
pretty much any Hip Hop. Once they hear it, they'll realize we're to dumb to enslave and just about their merry way.
2006-12-10 11:09:01 AM  
I say we play Gregorian Chants until they get bored and leave. Should take about two minutes.
2006-12-10 11:09:02 AM  
Anything by Slim Whitman... That oughta take care of the Martian Menace faster than you can say "Tumblin' Tumbleweeds."
2006-12-10 11:09:13 AM  
"Concerning the UFO sighting near Highland, IL" by Sufjan Stevens. Just because.
2006-12-10 11:10:00 AM  
FritzZwicky; good god your old if you know that song
i love that song, but maybe send them "the knife" instead
2006-12-10 11:10:09 AM  
Carpenters... Enough said.. Its already on Voyager as far as I know.....
" Calling occupants ,of interplanetary craft"
2006-12-10 11:10:25 AM  
2006-12-10 11:10:44 AM  
I am imagining that aliens stumble upon "Rock the Casbah" and take it as a plea for help from the enslaved peoples of the sharif.
2006-12-10 11:10:54 AM  
The Four Seasons by Verdi Vivaldi

Other than that, a fine choice.
2006-12-10 11:11:27 AM  
Bohemian Rhapsody.

It's got elements of rock, opera, metal, and pop, gorgeous melody, strong lyrics, virtuoso piano, the most unique guitar tone ever conceived of by man (with a skilled musician producing it), a fantastic rhythm section, and the greatest, most powerful voice music has ever known, often layered in rich harmonies.

That song IS music, people. Like it or not, it's everything music is all rolled up into one.
2006-12-10 11:11:55 AM  

It is the home of the quarter pounder
It will put pounds on you.

/Rock over London
//Rock over Chicago
///Insure One, the insurance Superstore
2006-12-10 11:12:03 AM  
2006-12-10 11:12:05 AM  
2006-12-10 11:12:08 AM  
Or the old jazz standard, "In the Mood"... Maybe they like swing?
2006-12-10 11:12:28 AM  
Fetts Vette
By MC Chris
Because I want the aliens to think we are all bad asses!
2006-12-10 11:12:38 AM  
Wishmaster by NightWish

"Hardcore..Steven Seagal"

"Oh, el Beret, Oh L'oreal!"
2006-12-10 11:12:59 AM  
Masters of the Universe, biatches...
2006-12-10 11:13:24 AM  
Didn't Bleed Red by Terrorvision. A pretty succinct explanation of what to expect from Planet Stupid.
2006-12-10 11:13:47 AM  
Larjmarj....I voted for you any way.
2006-12-10 11:13:51 AM  
"Don't tread on me"

Because if they come here, expect a paddlin!
2006-12-10 11:14:08 AM  
Since this has to do with space and aliens (little green men or black monoliths?). Also because it was so impressive when used in conjunction with the space scenes in 2001 a Space Oddyssey, I nominate the Waltz of the Blue Danube by Johann Strauss.
2006-12-10 11:14:11 AM  
Start with Leonard Nimoy's album, and then whiplash the aliens back and forth with the worst possible segues: GG Allin into Mike and the Mechanics into GWAR into Dan Fogelberg into Cannibal Corpse into Enoch Light into Fear into Johnny Mathis into Sigue Sigue Sputnik into a Bush/Kerry debate.

And so forth.
2006-12-10 11:14:13 AM  
"Parry the Wind High, Low" - Frank Black

"Inca Roads" - Frank Zappa

Or basically anything by GWAR
2006-12-10 11:14:29 AM  
That song IS music, people. Like it or not, it's everything music is all rolled up into one.

Where's the part for rap? You're missing hip-hop, and you can't accurately reflect the human race without hip-hop!
2006-12-10 11:14:41 AM  
Anything from Katamari Damaci. They'd love it.
2006-12-10 11:14:41 AM  
viginti tres- tool

not really a song

for real though. hmmm probably "Me so horny" by 2Live crew. I mean our entire human civilization is built on being horny.
2006-12-10 11:14:43 AM  
Anything by Phillip Glass.

//Just to let them know he made it here safely.
2006-12-10 11:14:53 AM  
I would say "Yakety Sax", because when they start playing it, I want to see them start doing lots of crazy Benny Hill-like antics.

Do it! do it, you silly aliens! The music compels you!
2006-12-10 11:14:56 AM  
bohemian rhapsody
2006-12-10 11:15:26 AM  
Spandeau Ballet's 'True', of course.
2006-12-10 11:15:42 AM  
End of the World as we know it - REM
2006-12-10 11:16:34 AM  
I second Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
2006-12-10 11:16:34 AM  
We All Live on a Yellow Submarine

It will throw them off the trail and have them searching the oceans for years.
2006-12-10 11:16:39 AM  
This is an easy one:
A Love Supreme.

2006-12-10 11:16:49 AM  
The theme song to Sanford and Son.

/If you come in peace, then surrender.
If you're here to make war, then we surrender.
//Both good, the important thing is I'm meeting new people.
2006-12-10 11:16:54 AM  
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
2006-12-10 11:17:10 AM  
Isopropophlex by Aphex Twin.
2006-12-10 11:17:33 AM  
Service Me Or Be Smacked by The Mentors.
2006-12-10 11:18:07 AM  
Wheres Telestar?
2006-12-10 11:18:22 AM  
Porno For Pyros - We'll Make Great Pets

/prolly done already
//too lazy to search
//or read
2006-12-10 11:18:34 AM  
Ode to Joy
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