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(Some Guy)   "Weed arrested for marijuana possession." Blunt police statement says Weed's going in the joint. Hope there are no roaches in his cell   (newstimeslive.com) divider line
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2006-12-08 1:44:39 PM  
Pfft. It would've been more complete if you ended it with "Booooong!"
 
Slim Pickens
2006-12-08 1:46:33 PM  
I bet Weed's a fatty. They looove fatties in the joint.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-12-08 1:47:26 PM  
Shoulda used the "Spliffy" tag...
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-12-08 1:51:44 PM  
submitter: "Weed arrested for marijuana possession." Blunt police statement says Weed's going in the joint. Hope there are no roaches in his cell

If he was arrested at 4:20, I'll die happy.
 
NittLion78
2006-12-08 2:12:24 PM  
This needs a "DUUUUUDE" tag.
 
wanago bob
2006-12-08 2:14:58 PM  
The CraneMeister: If he was arrested at 4:20, I'll die happy.

9:20 p.m. actually but that's 4:20 somewhere right?
 
HectorSchwartz
2006-12-08 2:25:33 PM  
wow, that's harsh
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-12-08 2:38:40 PM  
Maybe they'll make a hash of his case in court and he'll get off.
 
AudioEngineEar
2006-12-08 3:20:20 PM  
I'll bet parents Mary Jane and Johnny are proud.
 
shipofthesun
2006-12-08 4:08:20 PM  
But was it in Weed, CA?(p)

/once wrote a song with Weed in it.
 
markstev717
2006-12-08 4:10:52 PM  
[image from jon.happyjoyfun.net too old to be available]

"Ever submit a Fark headline ... on weeeeeeeeeeeed?"
 
ObscureNameHere
2006-12-08 4:12:53 PM  
Cue the stoned looking 'Dude, wait, what?' kitten in 3, 2, 1..
 
toonz
2006-12-08 4:13:58 PM  
Police stopped short of calling him a habitual offender, but pointed out that he was a chronic problem.
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:14:19 PM  
i dont think there is a stone left unturned for puns
 
baby_hewey
2006-12-08 4:14:34 PM  
What is this weed that you are all talking about? I would like to subscribe to someone's newsletter.

/4:20, behind the gym?
 
al_gorithm
2006-12-08 4:15:17 PM  
[image from img444.imageshack.us too old to be available]

/obligatory?
 
Ebenator
2006-12-08 4:15:18 PM  
That headline was a real hit
 
seb42c
2006-12-08 4:15:31 PM  
but what was the real resin he was pulled over?
 
ippolit
2006-12-08 4:15:40 PM  
Anyone else ever notice the frequency that headlines from OpinionJournal's Best Of the Web Today hits Fark a few hours after it publishes?
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:15:42 PM  
this story has been read 11977 times

/the power of fark
 
McCroskey
2006-12-08 4:15:51 PM  
Like a forklift carrying a crate of forks, that's so damn literal.

/rip mitch
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-12-08 4:15:58 PM  
Sure it may be ironic, but this is also very horrible. These kids got arrested for possesion, I bet you they only had maybe an 8th on them. Funkin pigs.
 
al_gorithm
2006-12-08 4:16:16 PM  
obscurenamehere

As you wish

[image from s60.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:16:35 PM  
no worries, the lawyers are hashing it out
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:17:38 PM  
BassPlayinManiac: These kids got arrested for possesion,

no, they got arrested for not being able to roll and drive
damn amatuers
roll before you roll
 
seb42c
2006-12-08 4:18:38 PM  
that dude's in a real hotbox now
 
drivingsouth
2006-12-08 4:19:25 PM  
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna be sendin' this one off to Mr Jay Leno.
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-12-08 4:19:37 PM  
bake420
BassPlayinManiac: These kids got arrested for possesion,
no, they got arrested for not being able to roll and drive
damn amatuers
roll before you roll

I load while I roll... I haven't mastered rolling while I roll. that sounds difficult. One day, I might have those skillls.


/trusts stoned drivers a whole lot more than drunk ones, maybe even a little more than sober drivers as well.
//only time I have gotten in an accident I was sober, I have been driving high ever since and have yet to get in an accident.
 
Walliser
2006-12-08 4:19:47 PM  
Let's hope he doesn't become a chronic offender.
 
Shatner's Toupee
2006-12-08 4:20:19 PM  
I'm just praying to God that Tatsuma doesn't find this thread.
 
American Roulette
2006-12-08 4:23:08 PM  
[image from i69.photobucket.com too old to be available]

/Was waiting for an oppertunity to learn how to post a pic.
//Wanna get high?
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:23:38 PM  
Shatner's Toupee: I'm just praying to God that Tatsuma doesn't find this thread.

OH fark, I am not sureon what level to laff at that

kudo's good sir
 
miss_c
2006-12-08 4:26:53 PM  
wait, we HAVE a spliffy tag? i've been wanting one of those. lol.
 
Liepar
2006-12-08 4:27:11 PM  
And for your entertainment purposes I bring you:

Greg Weed's myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=1162 4716

If you enjoyed this please visit www.crimene.ws or www.mycrimespace.com for more criminal profiles
 
GreyHavenGirl
2006-12-08 4:28:26 PM  
they were not only brothers, but good buds
 
Liepar
2006-12-08 4:28:34 PM  
Greg Weed's Myspace

www.crimene.ws or www.mycrimespace.com for more criminal profiles
 
futher_mucker
2006-12-08 4:37:24 PM  
Wow. Most places in the south, if they find pot &/or paraphernalia in your car, you will have to post a whole lot more than a $100 cash bond, especially if you are a teenager. Usually it is at the very least a grand (so the bondsman can get his cut)...and the court date would be weeks and weeks from the arrest (not just a couple of days). Is Danbury just that lenient?
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-12-08 4:38:17 PM  
GreyHavenGirl

you got a purty mouth!

/no foolin
//in all honesty, you're pretty hot.
 
Holly_Wight
2006-12-08 4:38:23 PM  
Yeah. When they caught him, apparently he was going at a good clip.

/got nuthin'
 
SysOp-X
2006-12-08 4:38:27 PM  
9:20pm Connecticut = 4:20pm Hawaii

You can die happy now
 
thenateman
2006-12-08 4:40:14 PM  
submitter -- I'm green with envy over your headline. I almost spilled my seed, but I was able to stem that from happening. High five.
 
bh_jodokast
2006-12-08 4:43:54 PM  
Where is the IRONIC tag? Heavens to Betsy!
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:45:44 PM  
bh_jodokast: Heavens to Betsy!

i made a wmoan scream "oh god" once

/wmoan stared as a typo, but then i liked it
 
GreyHavenGirl
2006-12-08 4:46:02 PM  
tanks!
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:46:27 PM  
that was supposed to say a woman named betsy

/bahhhh
 
BobbyH
2006-12-08 4:47:13 PM  
I'm surprised this hasn't turned into a "Why is the government wasting my tax dollars on something that should be legalized?" thread. Of course I probably just jinxed it.

/I enjoy watching the flames.
//In a non-homersexual/pyro way
 
TheHazMatGuy
2006-12-08 4:50:02 PM  
[image from upload.wikimedia.org too old to be available]
 
bake420
2006-12-08 4:50:46 PM  
BobbyH: /I enjoy watching the flames.
//In a non-homersexual/pyro way

ahh, that happened earlier today, different thread, edumacated the ignorant, now its time to FIRE IT UP and have a good time
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-12-08 4:51:08 PM  
GreyHavenGirl
tanks!


oh no, thank you for that glorious picture on your profile. my only question, you gonna be finding yourself in Arizona any time soon? hehe

/that time I be foolin.
//still, you're hot.
///bored.
 
Viss
2006-12-08 4:51:52 PM  
I wonder what this stemmed from? Probably the seeds were sown when he was just a budding teen.
 
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