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(Yahoo)   Swedish moose binges on fermented apples, gets drunk, drowns. I'm sure we can figure out some way to blame Bush   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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jbeatty
2006-11-24 2:06:58 PM  
Interesting story, boring passive-agressive headline. Get a hobby subby the world only breaks down into "for Bush" or "agin' him" in your angry little mind."
 
HowlingFrog
2006-11-24 2:10:21 PM  
Apples don't grow on bushes.
 
thamike
2006-11-24 2:11:00 PM  
?
 
Not_Enginerd
2006-11-24 2:56:14 PM  
George Bush doesn't care about moose.
 
Glasgowsfinest
2006-11-24 4:22:27 PM  
Submitter is probably KlumtheFark or EricJohnson0.
 
Thenixon
2006-11-24 4:27:53 PM  
A møøse once bit my sister...
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-11-24 4:36:51 PM  
Glasgowsfinest: Submitter is probably KlumtheFark or EricJohnson0.

Try again.
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2006-11-24 4:53:17 PM  
I'm sure we can figure out some way to blame Bush

I'd tell submitter that the martyrdom "woe is me" routine is pretty weak, but mind you, moose bites kan be pretty nasti......
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-11-24 4:55:56 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend:

I'd tell submitter that the martyrdom "woe is me" routine is pretty weak, but mind you, moose bites kan be pretty nasti......

Well, there was alcohol and a drowning involved. Maybe it would be more fair to blame Ted Kennedy?
 
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2006-11-24 5:00:09 PM  
Well, there was alcohol and a drowning involved. Maybe it would be more fair to blame Ted Kennedy?

Are you so very bitter over the GOP's loss that you have to keep whipping yourself in this bizarre and semi-amusing public self-flaggelation?

In the 1700s I'd be paying a farthing to prod you with a stick through the bars at Bedlam.
 
seanwlambert
2006-11-24 5:11:44 PM  
lol thenixon
 
vincent_blackshadow
2006-11-24 5:14:03 PM  
rookie - in asia, elephants by the dozens eat fermented grain & trample entire villages! THEN they drown...
 
chemical_angel
2006-11-24 5:14:19 PM  
[image from nndb.com too old to be available]

wanted for questioning
 
Road_Kill
2006-11-24 5:14:38 PM  
This time of year, the moose was probably chasing the moose version of bush....
 
Embden.Meyerhof
2006-11-24 5:15:29 PM  
seanwlambert

lol thenixon

Yeah, its hilarious when people quote MP everytime a moose is mentioned on fark.
 
MWeather
2006-11-24 5:15:41 PM  
submitter, you lost, get over it.
 
glassa
2006-11-24 5:16:49 PM  
Well, libs like to blame everything else on Bush, might as well blame him for this too.

//it's cold outside...Bush's fault
 
GodsTumor
2006-11-24 5:17:34 PM  
[image from img463.imageshack.us too old to be available]
No,
That's one George W.(ClusterFark) Bush is not responsible for!
 
OralB
2006-11-24 5:18:59 PM  
If Bush had a policy for moose, I'm sure it would be a disaster too.
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-11-24 5:20:35 PM  
Submitter, you get an F
 
Phil Moskowitz
2006-11-24 5:21:21 PM  
Boring headline. This isn't even up to the normal hourly drivel of tf.
 
taursir
2006-11-24 5:26:16 PM  
Since there are møøses in Norway, there must be mööse in Sweden.

/A mööse once bit my sister
//And then dröwned by falling thröugh ice
 
cato113 [OhFark]
2006-11-24 5:27:43 PM  
"Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up becoming a drunk moose that can't swim"

John Kerry

/Can't blame Bush all the time
 
StormDawg
2006-11-24 5:30:32 PM  
glassa: Uh, yeah, we kinda already got the joke.
 
sonder
2006-11-24 5:32:16 PM  
Bush is no longer relevant.

And in a year or so, he'll no longer be a threat to the safety of this country.
 
ivars
2006-11-24 5:32:40 PM  
Well, Bush has been a disaster for the environment.

Sooooo....

Moose is depressed over the environment,
Moose gets drunk and kills himself...

I lay the responsibility squarely at Bush's feet.
 
Christian Bale
2006-11-24 5:33:26 PM  
most pointless headline ever. Certainly there was a Swedish angle that could have been exploited. Or Archie, for pete's sake.
 
DrForrester
2006-11-24 5:35:33 PM  
Sour apples for the moose
Sour grapes for subby
 
ivars
2006-11-24 5:37:01 PM  
DrForrester wins the thread!
 
firefly212
2006-11-24 5:42:19 PM  
Given the involvement of alcohol and drowning, I would have expected a bitter submitter to go straight to Teddy Kennedy... but I guess everyone is still off their game a little.
 
jim jam
2006-11-24 5:44:38 PM  
As a staunch Independent I feel entirely qualified to say:

Submitter = Backwash
 
carterhawk001
2006-11-24 5:46:10 PM  
[image from img294.imageshack.us too old to be available]
Bork! Bork! Bork!
 
samfibian
2006-11-24 5:47:47 PM  
subby: are you sure it didn't choke on a pretzel?

/would only blame bush if the møøse drowned by sinking into a quagmire.

//møøse can't ride a segway, either.

///møøse were wrongly connected to 9/11 (yet most amurakins still believe the lie).

////get a brain møøse. go usa.
 
SinisterDexter
2006-11-24 5:48:28 PM  
b-b-b-but Clinton...

/obligatory
 
ctobio
2006-11-24 5:58:20 PM  
Dunno, headline seemed appropriate. Every thread here these days seem to degenerate into "it's Bush's fault."

Anyway... drunken moose drowning in a lake seems more appropriate for Ted Kennedy.
 
sseye
2006-11-24 6:04:39 PM  
submitter is a Whiny Titty-Ass Baby loser.

DrForrester wins the thread, carterhawk001 is a runner-up, and even TV's Frank says submitter is a farking crybaby and you'll never win at Evil that way.
 
CygnusDarius
2006-11-24 6:09:53 PM  
I thought Switzerland's main product was swedish girls.

/Google swedish girl turns out NSWF
//Deliciously NSWF
///Be careful with what you see, though
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-11-24 6:12:12 PM  
Christian Bale: Certainly there was a Swedish angle that could have been exploited

Like what--Abba? Ikea? Meh.

I agree with the assessment of how many threads turn into blaming Bush for whatever the thread is about.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-11-24 6:14:43 PM  
sonder: And in a year or so, he'll no longer be a threat to the safety of this country.

Now that's a neat trick. Bush has, by all accounts, dismantled the Bill of Rights and turned the US into a theocracy in only six years.

But on January 21, 2009, everything he did will be null and void?

Get real. I expect "b-b-b-but Bush!" to be in play just as long as "b-b-b-but Clinton!", if not longer.
 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare
2006-11-24 6:14:44 PM  
I don't know about the drunken moose but lame-ass trolling like that headline sure can be linked to Bush's sorry-ass supporters.
 
Z_since_1516
2006-11-24 6:17:45 PM  
Normal person : Bush (administration) is directly responsible for X.

Sheep: Whatever! Bush is responsible for the fall of Rome to right? Puh-lease
 
jim jam
2006-11-24 6:17:52 PM  
Death toll in Iraq = Bush's fault
Katrina Deaths = Bush's fault
Death of the middle class in America = Bush's fault
America's returning into pre-revolutionary state = Bush's fault
Rise of American Taliban = Bush's fault
Ignorance defined as patriotic = Bush's fault
Disintegration of America's credibility as a legitimate Democracy = Bush's fault
Al Qaeda having orgasms over American foreign policy = Bush's fault
Iran going 'nukuler' = Bush's Fault
China about to swallow us whole = Bush's fault

Moose drowning = proof there is no such thing as intelegent design = nobody's fault

Let's be real here folks.
 
chucklestheclown
2006-11-24 6:26:36 PM  
Kudos, submitter. As a Clinton-bashing republican I find the currently in-vogue spate of Bush-bashing rather amusing. Too bad Clinton wasn't the one asleep at the switch back in the 90's.

Oh yeah... um... never mind.

Bush sucks.
 
theeagle
2006-11-24 6:30:08 PM  
submitter: moose

Dead moose in car pic.

http://web.bcnewsgroup.com/portals/uploads/100mile/.DIR288/Picture_1903_061122 .jpg
Not safe for peta.
 
AXESMI
2006-11-24 6:34:47 PM  
B-b-b-but Bush.
 
parkthebus
2006-11-24 6:38:22 PM  
Why in the älg would anyone blame Bush?
 
jmak48
2006-11-24 6:39:12 PM  
a moose bit by sister once...

[image from faculty.smu.edu too old to be available]
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-11-24 6:47:09 PM  
theeagle: Dead moose in car pic.

Mmmmm... moose meat...
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-11-24 6:57:10 PM  
Z_since_1516:

Normal person : Bush (administration) is directly responsible for X.

Sheep: Whatever! Bush is responsible for the fall of Rome to right? Puh-lease

Hollywood: "We can't get money to film the third Mad Max sequel, and it's George Bush's fault!
 
CoyoteAl
2006-11-24 8:45:27 PM  
Min syster var bitter vid en moose en gång.
 
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