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(Yahoo)   Rich fan gives Mariah Carey a fur coat, who gives it to PETA, who promptly loses it. There just aren't enough Dumbass tags to go around   ( divider line
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793 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Nov 2006 at 7:07 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-11-24 7:29:11 PM  
So, North Americans in fur coats are bad but it's OK for Mongolians to wear them? For shame, PETA, for shame. I'm going to eat a burger right now just to register my disgust.
2006-11-24 7:51:53 PM  
The artical says that PETA has hired Mongolian women to cut the fur coats into slim strips to bind the inner linings of their traditional winter coats. The people don't actually get to wear them.

Like the headline says, there's not enough Dumbass tags to go around. I'm sure someone over there would actually, you know, WEAR the coat. Or why not let sell it and buy them 4,000 rolls of yarn instead?

Props for employing the locals, though. Hopefully they're paid well.
2006-11-24 7:52:16 PM  
You know what I bet feels like felt?
Mariah Carey's V-shaped pelt
On my face I would wear her
Tongue tousled little tuft of fur
2006-11-24 7:55:24 PM  
HeathSteele: I'm going to eat a burger right now just to register my disgust.

Should I feel guilty if I eat a steak to register my amusement?

/how about some veal?
//try the veal!
2006-11-24 7:56:49 PM  

The artical says that PETA has hired Mongolian women to cut the fur coats into slim strips

Meh. They'd get more fur if they cut Ron Jeremy into little strips. They could sell the video of it, too.

I'D buy one.
2006-11-24 8:11:15 PM  
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I would hit it with such fury
I'd leave bald what once was furry

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Between those thighs there lies a place
Perfectly formed for my face

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Here she shows how many times
I got her off and rang her chimes

(Not to brag for I am humble
But that was merely one quick tumble)
2006-11-24 8:22:58 PM  
CraneMeister: I'd suggest the veal. Although I'm usually a steak guy, veal seems more appropriate here.
2006-11-24 9:06:46 PM  
Arby's seems appropriate.
2006-11-24 9:50:26 PM  

If you're a guy you seriously need to grow a pair. If you're a female, then good for you...
2006-11-24 10:11:08 PM  

I 2nd that. She is the hottest woman ever. I would fark her and not let anyone else near her (even you).


*cough* *sneeze* *hack* Sorry to hear you caught t3h gh3y. Look at Mariah Carey's hot body to cure yourself (I keed).
2006-11-25 12:13:35 AM  
SherKhan: I would hit it with such fury

I read that as "I would hit with a furry"

/needs to spend less time on 4chan
//no I don't go to /b/
2006-11-25 9:21:39 PM  
That's actually a cool thing for PETA to do. Well, asides from losing the coat. I didn't know they donated fur to people who need them.
2006-11-27 11:21:50 AM  
Mariah Carey........sorry. I passed out when all the blood rushed to my head....
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