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(Some Guy)   Friday again, Movie quotes anyone? "You have to know what a crumpet is to play cricket", Ye who posts TMNT first gets to go first. Link goes nowhere.   ( divider line
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2002-07-19 11:29:15 AM  
Holy fark, HeadJam, how'd we post the same quote at the exact same time? we must have espn.
2002-07-19 11:29:39 AM  
Boondock Saints has to be one of the under-rated movies of all time.

2002-07-19 11:30:27 AM  
OK here is from a hell of a great movie, but maybe a lot of you haven't seen it: Both from same movie

a)It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.

b)These tracks are just a few days old.
What are you, Pocahontas?
2002-07-19 11:31:47 AM  
Webalina: is #2 Rocky Horror?
2002-07-19 11:31:48 AM  
Weblina 1. is desperado
2002-07-19 11:32:00 AM  
What is the answer to the "try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot" quote? It's KILLING ME!
2002-07-19 11:32:27 AM  
nabbl: From the same movie as:
"fleshy-headed mutant, are you friendly?"
"no way, eh. radiation has made me an enemy of civilization."
2002-07-19 11:32:32 AM  

2002-07-19 11:32:42 AM  

clerks. one of the best quotes of that movie.
2002-07-19 11:32:42 AM  
SyNNeR: Is that Full Metal Jacket?
2002-07-19 11:32:45 AM  

American History X
2002-07-19 11:32:58 AM  
Amylicious25--that would be Clerks
2002-07-19 11:33:13 AM  
"Do you know what this is Gregg? This is a device for smoking marijuana." - Meet the Parents
2002-07-19 11:33:27 AM  
Gj, standup. The second one was Real Genius.

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, wait longer."
2002-07-19 11:33:58 AM  
PretendingtoWork: Thank you! Clearly I am due for another viewing.
2002-07-19 11:33:58 AM  
cheyenne, great movie, great quote.

who can get this one (dated but easy):

"i want more life, farker"

extra points if you can tell me what song it was in as well.
2002-07-19 11:34:06 AM  
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and Im all outta' bubblegum."
2002-07-19 11:34:39 AM  
Unemployed Ninja: You betcha --Rocky Horror.
Rually: Right again -- Desperado.

Anybody for my 3rd quote. A little more obscure, but I'll bet most of you have seen the film at least once.
2002-07-19 11:35:21 AM  
"Yayha! It's A Sweater!"
2002-07-19 11:35:25 AM  
2002-07-19 11:35:49 AM  
Nehebkau They Live! Rowdy Roddy Farking Piper!
2002-07-19 11:35:51 AM  
Nehebkau: Hell comes to Frogtown
2002-07-19 11:35:53 AM  
Joe Dirt Joe Dirt Joe Dirt
2002-07-19 11:35:56 AM  
Glomund - The Princess Bride
I'm amazed you got the entire quote in
2002-07-19 11:36:07 AM  
way to be l33t M_O_B , the link does go somewhere... to nice try though.
2002-07-19 11:36:33 AM  
2002-07-19 11:36:47 AM  
More of a speech than a quote, but hey, it's Walken!

"This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch "

2002-07-19 11:37:09 AM  
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

2002-07-19 11:37:09 AM  
unemployedninja: yes and the second is "showdown in little tokyo" with tia carrera.. mmmmm.. tia..

The quote was right after brandon lee and dolph took down a buncha baddies. cheesy movie but a few good one-liners.. and Tia Carrera.. mmmmmm.. Tia...

2002-07-19 11:37:29 AM  
Here's a TMNT one (my favourite)
Foot Soldier (holding out his hand):
'Miss O'Neil, I have a message for you, your mouth brings you great misfortune... (opens hand, then slaps her)
... SHUT IT!'
2002-07-19 11:38:18 AM  
the rug really pulled the room together
2002-07-19 11:38:35 AM  
Kindergarten Cop
2002-07-19 11:38:35 AM  
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh."
Rocky Horror
2002-07-19 11:38:45 AM  
"fleshy-headed mutant, are you friendly?"
"no way, eh. radiation has made me an enemy of civilization."


HOW ABOUT THIS: "I hate you, and I hate your ass face!"
2002-07-19 11:38:49 AM  
(Ice Cold)"It's the quiet ones you gotta look out for."
(Tasty Taste)"And if you hadn't noticed, I ain't said shiat for a couple minutes now." ---Fear of a Black Hat
2002-07-19 11:39:26 AM  
Ash216: On the money -- Excalibur.

Gotta go job hunt. Thanks for playing!
2002-07-19 11:39:39 AM  
1. "A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."

2. "I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public monies what so ever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper."

3. "I don't believe in UFOs, but if they do exist, then, then we're trapped in one right now."

fire away farkers
2002-07-19 11:39:47 AM  
rugs don't pull rooms together. that rug really tied the room together.

you sir, are obviously not a golfer.
2002-07-19 11:39:47 AM  
"My ass is really sore....."


"I learned the facts of life, by watching 'The facts of life'!!!"
2002-07-19 11:40:30 AM  
either Keanu 1n Matrix,
or anything that Joey Lawrence has done
2002-07-19 11:40:41 AM  
wtf is TMNT?
2002-07-19 11:41:08 AM  
Merlin in
2002-07-19 11:41:32 AM  
Here's three up for grabs:
"I didn't...exhale?"
"I'm gonna be a rudeboy, like my dad."
"Get the bad guy, get the bad guy...GET THAT MOTHERfarkER!"
2002-07-19 11:41:47 AM  

there is no excuse for that question.
2002-07-19 11:41:55 AM  
pretending to work-darn. man, with one of my favortie movies too.

ok, how bout this:

'i carried a watermelon?'
2002-07-19 11:42:10 AM  
"Drop the zero and get with the hero"

Best line from one of the the worst movies ever.
2002-07-19 11:42:13 AM  
Stebain: TMNT= Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2002-07-19 11:42:16 AM  
amyl: it's clerks.
and here's another to go along with it:

'I don't care if she's my cousin or not / I'm gonna knock those boots again tonite!'
2002-07-19 11:42:48 AM  
My Favorive movie of all farking time.
All from same movie.

"Victims arent we all"

"it can't rain all the time"

"30 Hours of pain all at once FOR YOU!!"

Please tell me someone will get these.
2002-07-19 11:43:11 AM  
"How do you write women so well?"

"Well, I start by taking a man, then I remove reason, and accountability."


"We still have 2 of the 3 branches of the US government, and that ain't bad!"
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