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(Some Guy)   Friday again, Movie quotes anyone? "You have to know what a crumpet is to play cricket", Ye who posts TMNT first gets to go first. Link goes nowhere.   ( divider line
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2002-07-19 03:03:40 PM  
07-19-02 02:55:46 PM Olapbill
Wong? You're a Wong?"
"Well, my mother was Irish."
"And your father?"

--- The Ref (Denis Leary)
2002-07-19 03:04:33 PM  
1300 people have clicked the "Link to Nowhere"
2002-07-19 03:06:11 PM  
"You mess wit Spider-Man, you mess wit New York!"
2002-07-19 03:06:14 PM  
07-19-02 03:02:25 PM GreenBlood
"It's quiet."
-Yeah, a little too quiet
"Hey, there's Raph!"
-Yeah, a little too Raph

--- TMNT (1, I think)
2002-07-19 03:07:39 PM  
greenblood tmnt2
2002-07-19 03:08:27 PM  
"He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it."

"No shirt, no shoes... NO DICE!"
"That's right! Learn it, live it, know it!"

"All you men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and you're off with the boys... to boast and brag! You'd better keep your MOUTH SHUT!!! ...Oh, I think I love him."

"Two fifty?! That's about fifty cents a rib, right?"

"The gig in Boston was cancelled, but that's not a problem. Boston's not a real college town."

"Y'see the chicks can not hold their smoke. Dat's what it is."

"It was a stone groove, my man!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, get the fark out!"
2002-07-19 03:09:26 PM  
Ok, I have to go for now. It's been fun. I'll leave you with one more quote from one of my favorite movies:

"Normally, both of you would be dead as farking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses."
2002-07-19 03:10:17 PM  
07-19-02 03:06:14 PM Swn68420

Close...TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze
2002-07-19 03:10:53 PM  
"Red Dawn" classic!
2002-07-19 03:12:54 PM  
Courtney - The third one is Blazing Saddles, the last one is Trading Places. I'll just take the liberty of throwing out another:

Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space
2002-07-19 03:13:22 PM  
MOB actually is was a trick I made when I submitted the link, I said the link went no where while it indeed does go somewhere........It is my reward to those who question what they are told.
2002-07-19 03:13:59 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker
"Two fifty?! That's about fifty cents a rib, right?": I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
2002-07-19 03:15:35 PM  
"Bullshiat or Not"
2002-07-19 03:15:35 PM  
"Greed, for the lack of a better word, is good."
2002-07-19 03:17:10 PM  
M_O_B: Thanks for the update goober. :)
2002-07-19 03:17:29 PM  
StopURcryin - Wall Street
2002-07-19 03:25:59 PM  
"Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond"

-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
2002-07-19 03:26:47 PM  

"This country's bought and paid for!"
"Well, you're gonna have to buy it again."
2002-07-19 03:33:04 PM  
Jesus: "What's this day of rest shiat? What's this bullshiat? I don't farkin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the farks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fark you in the ass Saturday. I fark you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

Walter: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger--
Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter: Near the In-and-Out Burger--
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter: Shut the fark up, Donny.

2002-07-19 03:33:55 PM  
"I'm rolling this big donut, and there's a snake wearing a vest."

Pee Wee's Big Adventure


Somewhat obscure:
2002-07-19 03:36:09 PM  
"There's a new sherriff in town"
2002-07-19 03:41:11 PM  
"I had these days of the week underpants, and there was this whole thing... where was Sunday? What happened to Sunday? Well, they don't make Sunday


Because of God."
2002-07-19 03:42:50 PM  
CourtneyCox-Zucker: The No shirt no shoes no dice is Fast Times at Ridgemont High (great flick)
2002-07-19 03:47:54 PM  
Courtney - I just realized that I'm a dumbass, your third quote is Young Frankenstien, not Blazing Saddles
2002-07-19 03:52:26 PM  
"Dick Laruant is dead..." --Lost Highway

"But their is no band.. It is all just a recording..." --Mulholland Drive.
2002-07-19 03:54:46 PM  
"Y'see the chicks can not hold their smoke. Dat's what it is."

Breakfast Club
2002-07-19 03:56:42 PM  
-----Derek- "Eat lead sukahs!"-----

------------Bad Taste--------------

2002-07-19 03:59:37 PM  
I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbiatch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Both quotes from William Munny( Clint Eastwood ) in Unforgiven.

2002-07-19 04:01:03 PM  
KazamaSmokers: "This country's bought and paid for!" Is that The Dogs of War?
2002-07-19 04:01:32 PM  
"life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while you could miss it."
2002-07-19 04:03:53 PM  
"You answer my question, or I'll personally see to it that you spend the next millennium chained to a damp wall, wondering just what that is that's been winding its way up through your bowels for the last 750 years."
2002-07-19 04:04:35 PM  
"Well, what do you remember son?"

"....I...I..I remember......the Alamo.."

2002-07-19 04:04:53 PM  
"What do you mean you're only 14 years old....."

Ron Jeremy to Traci Lords after he just railed her....
2002-07-19 04:06:21 PM  
Pmal: You almost messed with my head there for a second, cos as I was typing it, I was thinking "Young Frankensten," but when you answered "Blazing Saddles" I thought "Damn, is that right? Maybe I was mixin' up my Mel Brooks in my head."
2002-07-19 04:11:43 PM  
Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshiat! And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game!
2002-07-19 04:13:48 PM  
Well he's ...he' --

-- go on!

...and he's...he's...tall --

-- does he look like a biatch?!

(without thinking)

Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his
eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder.

Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the


(in agony)

Then why did you try to fark 'im
like a biatch?!

(in spasm)
I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta fark
'im. You ever read the Bible,

(in spasm)

There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
2002-07-19 04:17:21 PM  
Get busy living, or get busy dying......that's goddamn right. ("Red" - Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption)
2002-07-19 04:23:27 PM  
Repo got it.
2002-07-19 04:23:32 PM  
swn68420: Good work on the Steve Koozer!
2002-07-19 04:24:52 PM  
Courtney - yeah, my bad. The line was spoken by Madeline Kahn, who is in both movies and both are directed by Mel Brooks, so I was just confused.

Here is another:
"Time to feed parakeet"

"What's that, russian for jerking off?"
2002-07-19 04:26:19 PM  
"You got knocked the fark OUT!"
2002-07-19 04:28:15 PM  
"life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while you could miss it." -Ferris in Ferris Bueller's day off.

"Well, what do you remember son?"

"....I...I..I remember......the Alamo.."

"YEEEEHAAAAWW!" -Some sterotypical Texan and PeeWee in PeeWee's Big Adventure

Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshiat! And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game! - Tom Hanks in League of their own
2002-07-19 04:32:27 PM  
Scoots: Are you still in this thread. Would like to continue discussion of possibly meeting in Westerly with MandM. Thinking of White Star on Atlantic Ave (right on the beach).
2002-07-19 04:34:32 PM  
Westerly? Somebody's got bucks...
2002-07-19 04:38:33 PM  
Kazama: Friday!
2002-07-19 04:42:46 PM  
Kazama - We don't live in Westerly, but in Connecticut (and NOT the rich part). Westerly is a good meeting point, though.
BUT, we certainly do wish we had bucks....
2002-07-19 04:47:12 PM  
Kazama- I see you are in Massachusetts. You could join our little party...
2002-07-19 04:49:35 PM  
Live in Mass. but work in RI - at Ch. 10!
2002-07-19 04:49:35 PM  
Will someone tell me what kind of world we live in, where a man dressed up like a bat, gets all my press?
2002-07-19 04:53:19 PM  
AnonyMouse"You know those days when you get the mean reds?"

Breakfast at Tiffanies?

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