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(Seattlest.com)   Seattle stripper whines very loudly about having to perform lap-dances for 'your old, skanky, often-smelly manselves to pay our rent'. Contains Not safe for work dialogue and some major league self righteousness   (seattlest.com) divider line
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cynicali
2006-11-09 9:35:23 PM  
sounds like she's in the wrong job.
 
The_Flatline
2006-11-09 9:39:34 PM  
cynicali: sounds like she's in the wrong job.

She's got a victim mentality and absolutely hates men, so of course she strips. The massive amount of money you get stripping is too good, yet she wants you to dish over 40 bucks for 3 minutes of her wiggling her hips 4 feet away from you. No thanks.

She doesn't *have* to take lap dances, but that's where all the money is. Literally. You might make 40 or 50 bucks dancing all night long (I've seen some smoking strippers pull down as much as a hundred or so), but you can get hundreds of dollars if you pull down a string of lap dances.

So listen up guys. She wants your money, and wants you to sit back, shut up, and not look.
 
Doggie McNugget
2006-11-09 9:41:51 PM  
STFU and GBTW
 
mr_shhh
2006-11-09 9:44:55 PM  
Good thing no one goes to see strippers for their personalities.

This chick's high school guidance counselor really did her wrong.
 
Con_Authority
2006-11-09 9:50:31 PM  
The_Flatline: She's got a victim mentality and absolutely hates men, so of course she strips. The massive amount of money you get stripping is too good


It's funny you say that. Just last weekend I went to a quality strip joint with a friend and we had a couple beers while watching some very hot babes strip. They stripped to two songs then crawled around a very long bar on their knees for dollar bills. There were four customers in the place. So, each woman danced for nearly 10 minutes then crawled around the bar for $4. They did this in rotation so they danced every 50-60 minutes. They were getting maybe $4 an hour.

I said to my buddy, how much money would it take for you to crawl around this bar on your knees with no clothes on? He stopped for a minute and said, they couldn't pay me enough...
 
SlobiticusRex
2006-11-09 9:50:50 PM  
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Can a nubian get a table dance?
 
Norad [TotalFark]
2006-11-09 9:52:37 PM  
Con_Authority: Just last weekend I went to a quality strip joint

There were four customers in the place.

This does not compute.
 
El_Swino
2006-11-09 9:54:05 PM  
I doubt there's a gun to your head, lady. STFU and get your ass down to McDonald's if your current job sucks so much.
 
breatheophelia
2006-11-09 9:56:41 PM  
So she wants scads of money but doesn't want to do anything for it? (Apparently it's either stripping or Carl's Jr.)

And she's a sex worker and hopping mad about guys liking sex?

It's funny, most of the sex workers I know are this hypocritical.
 
bogey
2006-11-09 10:08:52 PM  
So does this mean strippers don't really think I'm hot?
I want a refund.
 
Kiribub
2006-11-09 10:26:48 PM  
We want our Kate and Edith, too.

/Actually, never been. I've heard it can be nice.
 
LandStander
2006-11-09 10:34:53 PM  
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99/minute.
 
heap
2006-11-09 10:40:10 PM  
hmmmm...if ya think you are in a position that shouldn't be comparable to hooking, why are ya calling those that pay you 'johns'?
 
PhiloeBedoe
2006-11-09 10:43:16 PM  
Every stripper has a nut or a push or some set amount of cash she has to earn to pay the house every night. A stripper I knew that danced at Deja Vu said her push was $200 a night. Stripping is a semi-skilled occupation at best and the house pays what they always pay... the least amount necessary. This girl ought to be pissed about the fukking she's probably getting from her boss rather than simulated ones in the "Champagne Room".
 
veale728
2006-11-09 11:00:57 PM  
LandStander: When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99/minute.

Truer words have never been spoken. (or written)
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2006-11-10 1:02:23 AM  
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/ get out those singles ...
 
vwfst55
2006-11-10 1:02:51 AM  
mr_shhh: This chick's high school guidance counselor really did her wrong.

I read that as "did her wrong." and nearly spilled water all over the keyboard.
 
dylanthomas
2006-11-10 1:05:57 AM  
This women should die in a fire.
 
Bigtimmy
2006-11-10 1:06:26 AM  
I once told a girl in a lap dance not to take her clothes off.

...I still got her number somewhere

/she offered so I know its real
 
Chameleon
2006-11-10 1:08:05 AM  
I don't like the sex work industry. I think it has a tendency to degrade women, to make men think that women are nothing but objects for sexual pleasure, and opens women who work in the industry up to the threat of constant sexual abuse and/or rape.

But you know what I do about that? I don't farking work in the sex industry.
 
Zombie Hitler
2006-11-10 1:08:33 AM  
Perhaps she should actually go to college.
 
wingnutx
2006-11-10 1:09:27 AM  
two words: learn to farkin' type.
 
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2006-11-10 1:09:43 AM  
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Funkmaster Frank
2006-11-10 1:10:54 AM  
dylanthomas I think you meant to say "woman" instead of "women."

/grammar and spelling nazi
 
morphius501
2006-11-10 1:10:58 AM  
Perhaps she should actually go to college

She's only stripping to pay for college, then obviously going to get a real job.
 
atomicmask
2006-11-10 1:11:06 AM  
So let me get this lined out for precious here.

1. Get a damn education, you dumb tramp. If you want the pay of a CEO then get the education to become one. Just because you were born with a vagina does not exclude you from the magical education system that is required in order to earn the jobs in which men dont bite and play with you. Your past may be sad and suck hard, but now you are just dwelling on it as an excuse as to why you cant get up off your rear and change your own life.

2. I will bite, lick, tickle, poke, and prod you all I like while I am paying you for an erection. If you disaprove of it, say something. But if you do say something, do not expect me to shell out 100 more dollars to have you avoiding contact with me. You are not a victim in this situation, you have every right to get up and leave WITHOUT the money you wish to charge for the dance. Just because you were born pritty doesnt mean I was born dumb.

3. I dont care what you have to say, im not here for a stiring conversation about modern crimes and the impact on urban youth. I am here to see a naked woman, as close as possible, and as attractive as possible. Wanna debate? hop your skinny arse on CNN with wolf blitzer. I honestly have no intention of a relationship with you past my 1 dollar bill or 20 depending on how well I like you.

4. Strippers are not prostitutes, if you cannot understand the difference then you are in the wrong club.
 
kojak666
2006-11-10 1:12:09 AM  
Don't remember who said it first but, "The lapdance is always better when the stripper's crying"
 
Kurmudgeon
2006-11-10 1:16:29 AM  
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99/minute."

Either way, the guy pays...
PS: if you don't like your job, change jobs.
 
Funkmaster Frank
2006-11-10 1:18:33 AM  
kojak666

Don't remember who said it first but, "The lapdance sex is always better when the stripper's hooker is crying"

There, much better.
 
skelter
2006-11-10 1:18:58 AM  
kojak666

Don't remember who said it first but, "The lapdance is always better when the stripper's crying"

Maybe so, but a girl crying isn't as good as making a girl cry.
 
amo
2006-11-10 1:19:46 AM  
I think the point she's trying to make is that the rules that are in place to protect strippers are routinely broken. You walk in to a strip club, and they explain the rules, and then look the other way when you break them. In any other industry, an anonymous call to OSHA would fix it, but who cares about strippers?

That being said, I have to agree with atomicmask, do something about it if you don't like it.
 
downtownkid
2006-11-10 1:20:06 AM  
Paging Aileen Wuornos...
 
Daveism
2006-11-10 1:20:28 AM  
I think it was about sentence #2 where I began assuming she had been abused at some point in her past...

\and has been throwing that trump ever since...
\\clean the sand out of your vag!
\\\but guys, follow the rules in the clubs...
 
generic user
2006-11-10 1:21:06 AM  
Whatever, don't like your job? Farking quit and go do whatever else you may be skilled at. I guess because she was born she should just be entitled to hight pay and a whatever else she wants? How about you get a life, skank.
 
Honest Bender
2006-11-10 1:21:37 AM  
Seems like she's in the wrong career. She should be working at hooters. There she can be paid to have men oogle her with her clothes on and only has to talk to them. Then again she could also just get a real job.

What it boils down to is she likes the money or she'd get another job. And unless someone is forcing her to strip, then her boss was absolutely correct. Don't like it? Quit. Now shut up, here's $1 let me stick my finger in your butt.
 
towatchoverme
2006-11-10 1:22:05 AM  
I am pretty sure i dated that woman in university.
 
Wargazmo
2006-11-10 1:22:41 AM  
Dunno why people, especially women, are so obsessed with money. You'd be hard pressed getting a dude to put up with that shiat.
 
ttc2301
2006-11-10 1:23:30 AM  
This thread useless...ahhh, fark it!
 
kojak666
2006-11-10 1:25:00 AM  
Naah uncontrollable sobbing with a full mouth could lead to
toothy injuries and for the investment involved not exactly the effect I'm looking for.
 
Pronto_Breakneck
2006-11-10 1:25:54 AM  
Quoth morphius501...
> She's only stripping to pay for college, then obviously
> going to get a real job.

Truer words were never spoken. Every stripper whom I've ever known has been a pulling down straight A's as an Ivy League triple major. It's strange. I guess when you're effortlessly cruising to Magna Cum Laude at Harvard, waving your amusement park in a stranger's face simply comes naturally.

/When I give a stripper a dollar, I say "Here's your *dollar*."
//They really like that.
///Really.
 
kidtruth
2006-11-10 1:26:10 AM  
I also totally hate women and love to abuse them in strip clubs.

-Kid Truth
 
Scientician
2006-11-10 1:28:20 AM  
kojak666 There's a Bloodhound Gang song based on that sentence.
 
Virgil_Lee_Nobody
2006-11-10 1:29:13 AM  
Bigtimmy

Hmmm...giving out a number is a way that strippers hook in sugar daddies. The best of them know how to hustle outside of the club as well as inside. And a nice guy like you who says 'dont take it off'? Gold!!! She might have been hoping you'd call, so you could take her around and buy her nice things...all without having to put out. Believe me, a strip club is a crash course into the male psyche for most gals. They learn the ins and outs of how to make us dance faster than an Argentinean Tango Master.
Could have been for real...but I doubt it.
/dated a girl who started stripping
//her cousin was in the biz
///did it to pay for a semester of undergrad
////initially heaven that turned into hell
//got as many stories from that as I got slashies....
 
Homicidalsausage
2006-11-10 1:29:51 AM  
She's so hot that she's "lucky" enough to strip and make lots of money. I get money for being smart and well educated, not to mention I do look hot in a lab coat.
 
EL_FABREZ
2006-11-10 1:30:06 AM  
Another person who hates their job, big deal.
 
Freaky_Llama
2006-11-10 1:32:07 AM  
I think the "The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" was a Bloodhound Gang song.

But honestly, I dont want to see/hear a stripper whining/crying about her job.

The Stripper in TFA needs to shaddup, eat a samich, and shake her ta-ta's... and like it too. No one forced her to strip. Hell, she could be a better person and quit, go learn something, get a new job, and then actually have a reason to be self-righteous! That's much better than hating her job,but loving the money (isn't that usually the story though?)
 
Virgil_Lee_Nobody
2006-11-10 1:32:16 AM  
BTW....the college story is usually a cover.

The gal I dated was legit (met her at college---she stripped over the summer) but they ALL say that.

Think....would you more willingly give your money for a good cause? I would....
 
MonkeyBoy666
2006-11-10 1:34:35 AM  
Oh cry me a farking river.

"I strip my clothes off in front of smelly ugly old men and hate it. Life would be so much better if I was paid $500/hour to dance for hot male supermodels who respected all my boundaries, including the ones not sanctioned by the club I'm dancing at!"

I respect club rules. I've never gotten handsy. I always shower before going to those places too. Back when I went regularly to a particular club, the long-time strippers would actually bring the new girls over by me because they knew I wouldn't scare the girls away by pulling any funny business.

But I'll be damned if I'm going to give a chick some of my hard-earned cash if she's not going to respect the club rules and give me a lap dance when I pay her for a lap dance.

Don't like giving lapdances? That's OK. Just go work someplace where you don't have to give lapdances! Christ.
 
teake
2006-11-10 1:35:52 AM  
to quote Joe Rogan "I've got a dollar, and you should have paid more attention in high school."
 
MonkeyBoy666
2006-11-10 1:36:06 AM  
Er, that should be... "and not give me a lap dance when I pay her for a lap dance."

Oh well. I'm tired and cranky.
 
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