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(Some ImageShack)   What is Rick Santorum's son thinking?   ( divider line
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2006-11-08 10:27:04 AM  
LOL, I like the expression on Santorum's face. He's like "Heh.. um.. what do I do honey?"
2006-11-08 10:29:03 AM  
"... I knew I shouldn't have farked that goat at that campaign stop."
2006-11-08 10:29:38 AM  
"I wonder if Dad knows I'm gay."
2006-11-08 10:29:53 AM  

I would use select start if my dad didn't scare all my friends away.
2006-11-08 10:30:02 AM  
"OMG, UFIA..."
2006-11-08 10:30:07 AM  
"Only 3 more weeks until the Nintendo Wii comes out"
2006-11-08 10:30:15 AM  
"Man my 13 year old sister is a cryin' little biatch... whoop, pooped my pants."
2006-11-08 10:30:21 AM  
"I'm glad this campaign is over so I can return to Hogwarts."
2006-11-08 10:30:45 AM  
"Why am I dressed like Laura Ingalls Wilder?" WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
2006-11-08 10:30:48 AM  
"My god, I've just crapped myself!"
2006-11-08 10:30:59 AM  
Damn that Harry Potter!
2006-11-08 10:31:18 AM  
"Wish I had my dead fetus doll to comfort me now..."
2006-11-08 10:31:56 AM  
"Hello Clarice."
2006-11-08 10:31:59 AM  
"I hope 'spend time with the family' doesn't include hanging out with that dead fetus thing they brought home that time" [shivers]
2006-11-08 10:32:07 AM  
"Oh my God I think it moved."
2006-11-08 10:32:19 AM  
I knew I shouldn't have looked up Dad in the Urban Dictionary.
2006-11-08 10:32:20 AM  
"I hope Dad doesn't get out the big whip later."
2006-11-08 10:32:46 AM  
2006-11-08 10:33:15 AM  
"I hate Jews."
2006-11-08 10:33:28 AM  
"Now that dad's out of a job, he'll have more time to play Barbies with me!"
2006-11-08 10:33:40 AM  
"Wow, for a Republican, she's got some nice boobies!"
2006-11-08 10:33:46 AM  
I see dead people.
2006-11-08 10:34:38 AM  
"Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!"
2006-11-08 10:34:45 AM  
"Damn,now i'll NEVER get laid!"
2006-11-08 10:34:51 AM  
For someone who hates teh butt secks Dad sure took it in the ass tonight. (now with voting goodness)
2006-11-08 10:34:59 AM  
"I wonder if we have to move back to Pennsylvania now?"
2006-11-08 10:35:59 AM  
"shiat, sister's distracting dad's voters, no chance of getting this thing out of my ass tonight!"
2006-11-08 10:36:12 AM  
Oh, crap. Now it's up to ME to find the WMD's.
2006-11-08 10:36:13 AM  
I think my impacted bowel just loosened.
2006-11-08 10:36:14 AM  
It looks like his daughter just got back from Jesus Camp and his son is a zombie.

2006-11-08 10:36:17 AM  
"they're all gonna laugh at you, they're all gonna laugh at you, they're all gonna laugh at you . . . "

and then the doors slam shut
2006-11-08 10:36:55 AM  
"Now that he's going to be home all day, does that mean he'll come after me?"
2006-11-08 10:36:56 AM  
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"Why did we give mom's miscarried fetus to my sister as a doll?"

/aisle seat
2006-11-08 10:37:54 AM  
"I am the fetus that lived!"
2006-11-08 10:37:54 AM  
"does this mean i have to stop wearing girls clothing and playing with dolls?"
2006-11-08 10:37:56 AM  
OMG I can't believe Beaststalker's Helm FINALLY dropped tonight and I have to spend the night HERE watching my dad get fired!
2006-11-08 10:38:01 AM  
Wait... my last name means WHAT?
2006-11-08 10:38:09 AM  
Maybe Dad will stop playing Fingers with Zell Miller now.

[image from too old to be available]
2006-11-08 10:38:38 AM  
I am soooo getting my ass kicked at school tomorrow
2006-11-08 10:38:39 AM  
2006-11-08 10:38:46 AM  
Oh man, I've got that not-so-fresh feeling
2006-11-08 10:39:21 AM  
Dad was winning the election till I let it slip that Santorum is latin for "Anal Intruder". I am so farked when we get home!!
2006-11-08 10:39:31 AM  
"This vibrating buttplug is da bomb! Thanks Uncle Foley!"
2006-11-08 10:39:56 AM  
I'm farked. I'm totally farked. Everybody's going to beat the crap out of me at school because of all the stupid stuff my dad said.
2006-11-08 10:40:06 AM  
I wonder if John G. Roberts has room for me in his clan?
2006-11-08 10:40:18 AM  
"b.. b... but Clinton"
2006-11-08 10:41:12 AM  
I hope dad was joking about what he'd do if he lost the election...
2006-11-08 10:41:27 AM  
Now what's going to protect me at school? I'm gonna get kilt.
2006-11-08 10:41:44 AM  
"I can't believe I cried for $10. My goddamn photo is going to be all over the internet. Especially at FARK. Now that Dad's home all the time, how am I going to get to the Boobies links??"

/he'd be a totalfarker
2006-11-08 10:42:09 AM  
Why did Daddy throw me in the garbage?

... oh, you mean the one in the picture.

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