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(M-Live)   Man caught having sex with a dog that had been dead for several days in full view of a daycare center. Dumbass, Scary and Sick tags all throw up in their mouths a little   (mlive.com) divider line
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42048 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2006 at 1:49 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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volfan
2006-10-25 11:14:17 AM  
That's ho....ugh, I can't even bring myself to type that.
 
Manta537
2006-10-25 11:16:49 AM  
Necrobeastiality. That's a new one.
 
Folderol
2006-10-25 11:17:00 AM  
Every time I start to think humanity has reached it's lowest point, I'm proved wrong.

I mean, how could the dog even consent under these conditions?

Horrible.
 
Arise Chicken [OhFark]
2006-10-25 11:17:27 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
BullsHitter
2006-10-25 11:18:47 AM  
That's one way to save on peanut butter.

/hurl
 
DJ_Shady_Piez
2006-10-25 11:19:08 AM  
I smell a series!!!!
 
Knob_Gobbler
2006-10-25 11:19:29 AM  
Ronald Kuch is a dog-f*cker. That just what Ronald Kuch does.
 
Knob_Gobbler
2006-10-25 11:20:04 AM  
's
 
BXRWXR
2006-10-25 11:21:31 AM  
It's all (still mostly) pink inside.
 
BigDMS79
2006-10-25 11:21:38 AM  
"Sorry officer, I thought the cat dog was alive when I was farking it."
 
madcharlie
2006-10-25 11:21:49 AM  
Wow. I don't even know what to say to that. Wait, yes I do: ewwwwwww!
 
Some_TV_Guy
2006-10-25 11:22:41 AM  
subby here...

I'm extra creeped out by this (piss shivers galore)...

This shiat happened in my neighborhood. My kids used to go to that daycare center... Urrggh.

Non-reported word is, this fark-head was also using a Playboy magazine whilst doing his own version of doggy-style...
 
mialynneb
2006-10-25 11:23:11 AM  
I mean you can't even say I thought it was alive.

Oh god.

:(

*barf*
 
ignoramus
2006-10-25 11:23:50 AM  
So how much for the streaming video?
 
brap [TotalFark]
2006-10-25 11:23:53 AM  
That's gonna look good on a resume.
 
Katie98_KT
2006-10-25 11:25:46 AM  
wow.. that's just... so wrong.
 
baorao
2006-10-25 11:26:48 AM  
[image from i92.photobucket.com too old to be available]
Set to 5 mins. ago.
 
peachpicker
2006-10-25 11:28:12 AM  
Some_TV_Guy: was also using a Playboy magazine

Classy!
 
Slim Pickens
2006-10-25 11:28:27 AM  
Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend.

I'm guessing he had been farking the dog for years before this.
 
TheRealist
2006-10-25 11:29:49 AM  
You're all being glib.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-10-25 11:30:39 AM  
You can't teach a dead dog to turn tricks.
 
Some_TV_Guy
2006-10-25 11:31:03 AM  
Slim Pickens

I'm guessing he had been farking the dog for years before this.

We were figuring this morning that the dog probably stepped in front of a car to end it all.
 
FarkmeBlind
2006-10-25 11:33:11 AM  
This thread is quite useful, sans pics.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-10-25 11:33:19 AM  
Some_TV_Guy: First thought that came to my mind - after I finished puking - was that I'd hate to be a parent of a daycare kid and have to explain that.
 
Kim Jong B Illin
2006-10-25 11:33:46 AM  
I guess dead puppies are much fun afterall.

/Dr. Demento Lied to me all these years!
 
Coolhaus
2006-10-25 11:33:59 AM  
Hey, he's just making use of decomposition warmth...
 
AuntofDogface
2006-10-25 11:35:28 AM  
Necrophilia is sick
Bestiality is sick

Combined? WTF was this guy thinking??
 
stupak
2006-10-25 11:36:13 AM  
We shouldn't make judgements until we see a picture of the dog.
 
missmez
2006-10-25 11:36:26 AM  
How much does it suck to be the girlfriend of someone who prefers putrifiying dead dog ass to you?
 
DJ_Shady_Piez
2006-10-25 11:36:28 AM  
Diogenes: I'd hate to be a parent of a daycare kid and have to explain that.


"Now honey, when a Daddy and a dead bloated labrador retriever love each other verrry much..."
 
madcharlie
2006-10-25 11:38:10 AM  
missmez: How much does it suck to be the girlfriend of someone who prefers putrifiying dead dog ass to you?

[insert punny about how much of a dog she must be]
 
Firemarshalbill
2006-10-25 11:38:13 AM  
I don't know what would be worse, a great dane or a chihuahua in this case.
 
CheekyMunky
2006-10-25 11:38:31 AM  
[image from www2.filehost.to too old to be available]
 
Megain
2006-10-25 11:38:40 AM  
dead dog farker:
[image from megain.smugmug.com too old to be available]
 
tonesskin
2006-10-25 11:40:06 AM  
Why didn't he set it on fire for a paraphilia trifecta: necropyrobeastiality.

Megain

Well, I guess it makes sense now.
 
pshaw
2006-10-25 11:41:11 AM  
This guy makes poop threads sound classy. I think I'm gonna go barf.
 
funkyblueferret
2006-10-25 11:46:24 AM  
Was feeling like grabbing some lunch before seeing this... think I'll give it a pass for now.

Gahhhh.
 
Sensei
2006-10-25 11:48:24 AM  
So, any ideas what this guy's fark login is?
 
Joshua
2006-10-25 11:49:10 AM  
img.fark.net
 
vernonFL
2006-10-25 11:50:08 AM  
So, any ideas what this guy's fark login is?

Anon DIT: TFer just farked his girlfriend's dead dog. Come congratulate him or ridicule him. I need a hug, show me the power of Fark.
 
peachpicker
2006-10-25 11:51:00 AM  
[image from images.amazon.com too old to be available]
 
Croooow!
2006-10-25 11:52:35 AM  
If shooting a load into a dead dog outside the front door of a daycare center is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
CruiserTwelve
2006-10-25 11:54:51 AM  
But was the dog hot?
 
Folderol
2006-10-25 11:55:48 AM  
Croooow!: If shooting a load into a dead dog outside the front door of a daycare center is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

This thread need not continue. That is all.
 
Tin Foil Milliner
2006-10-25 12:02:08 PM  
This Thread:

I laffed
I cried
I barfed
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-10-25 12:03:44 PM  
DJ_Shady_Piez: ROFL
 
internutthead
2006-10-25 12:12:33 PM  
Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

Dude - this is one of the most inventive ways to break up with your girlfriend.
 
JustinCase
2006-10-25 12:22:14 PM  
How long till we get cam phone picks from Washington state last week? At least that dog was alive. I carefully avoided the video from there of the guy with the horse...

Two out of Washington state and one in Michigan - what is it? northern states?
 
gilgigamesh
2006-10-25 12:32:06 PM  
Article fails to mention the most important info: the sex of the dog.

Because if it was a male dog, that would be, you know, pretty sick.
 
40below [TotalFark]
2006-10-25 12:36:07 PM  
Article is worthless without pics.
 
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