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(AskMen)   Askmen's latest random top whatever list: Top 49 Men   ( divider line
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12856 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2006 at 1:31 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-10-24 02:17:09 PM  
AutumnSong: It's men.
49 of them.
I will most certainly clicky the link this time.

All men... give or take a Justin Timberlake.
2006-10-24 02:17:46 PM  
I've topped way more than 49 men.
2006-10-24 02:19:02 PM  
How can they have missed the most manly man of our generation?

My hero:
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Now with 29 points of compatibility goodness.

2006-10-24 02:19:31 PM  
What?!?1? Steve Irwin wasn't #1. Yup....teh ghey.
2006-10-24 02:22:33 PM  
What number was Hilary Swank?
2006-10-24 02:22:55 PM  
Ashton Kunter? George Clooney? Ben Asscrack?

That list must be a joke.
2006-10-24 02:25:36 PM  
i hope the owners of AskMen read this thread and AskThemselves whether paying for links here was really worth it.
2006-10-24 02:27:12 PM  

i hope the owners of AskMen read this thread and AskThemselves whether paying for links here was really worth it.

Wow. Echoed my thoughts.
2006-10-24 02:29:00 PM  
Jay-z, #2?! I'm sorry, I just don't see that....

Not that Ben (I Haven't done anything in like 3 years) Affleck din't already completely invalidate this really quite randon list of men. But Honestly, top 49 what exactly? How is Justin Timberlake in the top 49 of anything? let alone men?

/what a load..
2006-10-24 02:30:23 PM  
Clicked through 49 pics. Actually voted higher or lower on some. (Jon Stewart-HIGHER) Still think the whole thing is gay as f*ck.

*I shun your Farking ways and slash thingies
2006-10-24 02:32:27 PM  
No Weeners tag?
2006-10-24 02:33:43 PM  
Half of them aren't real men anyway -- they just play men on tv and in the movies.
2006-10-24 02:35:26 PM  
AskMen: Chewbacca Cokk- who smoke it?
2006-10-24 02:35:54 PM  
Jon Stewart, but no Stephen Colbert?
No Edward James Olmos?

Fark this.
2006-10-24 02:35:57 PM  
Clooney at #1? WTF?!

There is no way a liberal lefty should ever be on a top men list. I've always believed that any guy who is a "progressive" should be ashamed to call himself a man.

"Waaaa!!!! The environment is in danger. Waaaaa!!! There's a homeless problem. Waaaa!!! We need to do something about AIDS. Waaaa!!! We need welfare to help the less fortunate." And so on...

Here's what a correct list should look like, in no particular order:

Ronald Reagan
George S. Patton
John Wayne
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Bob Dornan
P.J. O'Rourke
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Ted Nugent
Douglas MacArthur
Winston Churchill
2006-10-24 02:36:47 PM  
As far as I'm concerned, #1 should be the plumber who unblocked my loo after I jammed it with a mammoth turd over the weekend. Really, unblocking shiat from a wastepipe is a more valuable service than anything those listed have done...
2006-10-24 02:36:50 PM  
Where's Tiger Woods? Why is Justin Timberlake on this?
2006-10-24 02:38:10 PM  
men rating men does not make you ghey. cowards.

still, I refuse to click AskMen payed links. They are pretty much always a complete waste of time.
2006-10-24 02:39:14 PM  
i want 50 clicks of my life back
2006-10-24 02:39:25 PM  
"Here's what a correct list should look like, in no particular order:"
Put it in order you lazy bastard
2006-10-24 02:39:32 PM  

Ronald Reagan
George S. Patton
John Wayne
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Bob Dornan
P.J. O'Rourke
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Ted Nugent
Douglas MacArthur
Winston Churchill

wow, what a crappy list. you should go work for a stupid magazine.
2006-10-24 02:43:36 PM  
Went through 49 pages of gayness so you don't have to

49. Jeremy Piven (character actor)
48. Steve Wynn (Las Vegas magnate)
47. Alain Ducasse (French chef)
46. Martin Scorcese (Director)
45. Chris Bangle (BMW Designer)
44. Jamie Foxx (Actor)
43. Jeremy Clarkson (Columnist, talk show host)
42. Ben Affleck (Actor)
41. Anderson Copper (Newscaster)
40. Richard Li (Investor)
39. Tom Brady (Quarterback)
38. Quentin Tarantino (Director)
37. Roger Federer (Tennis player)
36. Ashton Kutcher (Alleged actor)
35. Michael Shumacher (Race car driver)
34. Pharrell (Music producer)
33. Robert Johson (BET founder)
32. David LaChappelle (Music video director)
31. Dane Cook (Comedian)
30. Alex Rodriguez (Baseball player)
29. Steve Jobs (Computer innovator)
28. Justin Timberlake (Boy band singer)
27. Bono (Singer, activist)
26. Silvio Berlusconi (Ex-Prime Minister of Italy)
25. Rupert Murdoch (FOX owner, billionaire tyrant)
24. Howard Stern (Satellite shock jock)
23. Jamie Oliver (TV chef)
22. Lebron James (Basketball star)
21. Jude Law (Actor)
20. Russell Simmons (Urban conglomerate)
19. Anthony Bourdain (Chef)
18. Lenny Kravitaz (Singer)
17. Kanye West (Singer, someone George Bush doesn't care about)
16. Donny Deustch (Chairman, author)
15. Frank Gehry (Architect)
14. Denzel Washington (Actor)
13. Tiger Woods (Golfer)
12. Jon Stewart (Comedian)
11. Clive Owen (Actor)
10. Bill Clinton (Ex-president, cigar enthusiast)
9. Jorge Perez (Real estate developer)
8. David Beckham (Soccer player, bag of antlers farker)
7. Johnny Depp (Actor)
6. Jerry Bruckheimer (Producer)
5. Tom Ford (Fashion designer)
4. Lance Armstrong (One-balled cyclist)
3. Richard Branson (Music magnate)
2. Jay-Z (Rapper)
1. George Clooney (Actor)
2006-10-24 02:45:27 PM  

If Rush Limbaugh is your definition of a man, then our world is in worse shape than I thought. Or does manhood require illegal pain-killers just to get through the day because life is just so darn hard?
2006-10-24 02:45:46 PM  
The list is invalid because it doesn't contain enough me.
2006-10-24 02:47:19 PM  

that is all
2006-10-24 02:50:30 PM  
Ronald Reagan - Authorized death squads, colluded with terrorists
George S. Patton - Schizophrenic militarist
John Wayne - The Duke is ok.
Rush Limbaugh - The boil on his ass is his only merit.
Michael Savage - Pigmy Love Circus fans are rare. Kudos.
Bob Dornan
P.J. O'Rourke
Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Ted Nugent
- A joke of a man. Would make an adequate kidney donor, I suppose.
Douglas MacArthur - Helped initiate the cold war for the sake of his own ego. A few kernels short of a corncob.
Winston Churchill - Advocated gassing the Kurds to "create a lively terror". A true scum.

I'm pretty sure your list was a joke, but I felt like typing.
2006-10-24 02:50:47 PM  
Where is the list of men?

All I see is a bunch of gayboys and draft dodgers.

// nobody from the US Army/Navy/AF/MC ?
2006-10-24 02:51:33 PM  

I liked your list, but you forgot Neil Clark Warren. How could you forget Neil Clark Warren? He has three names!

29 points of compatibility! You can't beat that! It's a world's record, FCOL.
2006-10-24 02:52:13 PM  
Ghey-Rod, but no Jeter? Askmen sucksacackandballs.

/Jeter is the shiat
//A-Rod to the Cubbies for their ball-girl and the Ghost of Harry Carey
2006-10-24 02:56:08 PM  
Dear Askmen writers,

This list is another waste of writing to be added to the already colossal mass of failure that you produce so regularly. You hollow lives deserve pity and scorn. Suicide is your only reasonable option.

2006-10-24 02:58:22 PM  
Even though Jay Buhner is retired, he should have been on the list long before A-Rod.

/Mariners fan.
//There's always "next season".
2006-10-24 03:00:05 PM  
Good to see that the derision for Assmen links hasn't abated.
2006-10-24 03:06:23 PM  

that's a half-hour of your life that you'll never get back. your fellow FARKers mourn for you.

/you must be pretty secure in your heterosexuality to go through all that...
//merry christmas.
2006-10-24 03:07:13 PM  
Ben Affleck is on there, but Matt Damon isn't.
Jon Stewart is on there but Trey Parker isn't.
LeBron James is on there but Steve Nash isn't.

Yeah, this list sucks insane amounts of testicles.
2006-10-24 03:08:35 PM  
denzel and jon stewart need to be farther up the list.

i know better than to even bother with lists like this, but it's kinda like a train wreck (repetition compulsion?). it's further invalidated by it's significant lack of viggo. rupert murdoch? did they choose these people by throwing darts blindfolded?
2006-10-24 03:09:20 PM  
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2006-10-24 03:13:28 PM  
There are no Chinaman on this list?
2006-10-24 03:18:06 PM  
2006-10-24 03:29:16 PM  

They really expect me to click through 49 pages of that crap just to read the whole list? Seriously, is there an easier way? If not, then they are just monkey testicles.

That was an uncalled-for cheap shot. I demand you apologize to all monkey testicles everywhere for the unfair comparison.

I made it to #45 and gave up. I'm not clicking through all that rickoculous shiat.

So does actually pay for its links on fark? Does anybody know which others do that? I'd like to know so I know what NOT to click on.
2006-10-24 03:29:32 PM  
I'll take the Miller Lite "Man Law" guys over this list any day...

/how many of these 49 "men" can pop the top off a beer bottle using only their thumb?
2006-10-24 03:33:13 PM  
any list without Hugh Hefner is null and void
2006-10-24 03:33:49 PM  
24. Howard Stern (Satellite shock jock)

I can't believe Opie & Anthony didn't make the list!

/probably because they're not men...
/and they suck
2006-10-24 03:36:01 PM  
Any list that doesn't include me is null and void.
2006-10-24 03:37:36 PM  
The_Sponge is a pathetic loser moron.
We all look forward to his grapefruit-sized head exploding when Hillary takes the Oath of Office.
2006-10-24 03:39:19 PM  
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2006-10-24 03:45:41 PM  
Why only 49 and not 50? They were too lazy to come up with one more?

I'd click the link but I don't have enough ghey in me today, sorry.

Actors are actors. Anyone who cares what an actor thinks about anything other than acting is a sheeple.
2006-10-24 03:50:33 PM  
this list is the ghey...

as has been said before...

no Chuck Norris....
A-Rod over Jeter...
anyone over George Clooney...

normal, hetrosexual males need not apply
2006-10-24 03:57:19 PM  
That was gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys...with one extra dick left over to go in the ear. Wheeee!

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2006-10-24 04:00:37 PM  
Wow, I have never seen such a sudden and virulent attack of teh gheys on fark before!
2006-10-24 04:03:31 PM  
Mugato: There are no Chinaman on this list?

They don't have souls
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