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(ABC News)   Nude resorts going mainstream. To quote Lenny Bruce, "She wore a see-through top, but you didn't WANT to"   ( divider line
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2006-10-18 08:57:08 PM  

We obviouly attend different events, you have my pity.
2006-10-18 09:09:03 PM  
mysticgummibear: Slykitty, Cabo sucks!

Desire Cabo isn't even open yet. We went to Desire Cancun in August. It was awesome.
2006-10-18 09:17:23 PM  
>>you may have seen my girlfriend's (oh yeah, ha ha) boobays the last couple years

If they are good, I have the memory stored away for my own use.
2006-10-18 09:40:51 PM  
tjdrys: you may have seen my girlfriend's (oh yeah, ha ha) boobays the last couple years


everyone knows Farkers don't have "girlfriends" or even "friends that are girls" or "friends" or...what's that thing called again? oh yeah..."lives". ;)
2006-10-18 09:43:36 PM  
I was at a Parks & Recreation conference & trade show a few weeks back, and the American Association for Nude Recreation had a booth there. In the whole two days I was there, I never saw it staffed by anyone I wanted to see naked.

And I kinda hung out there, just in case.

Maybe if the trade show had had a host bar . . . .
2006-10-18 09:45:50 PM  
>>And I kinda hung out there, just in case.

2006-10-18 09:47:17 PM  
"Group exposure is a hallmark of these cultists. However, it's been well-stated that very few blind people join the nudist colonies."
- George Putnum from Perversion For Profit
/Unfetchable. Go figure.
2006-10-18 10:05:07 PM  
LOL.... FFVI owns the thread.

And my nerdish contribution today is:

In FFVI, the "darkness" status effect doesn't in fact cause any ill effects to your character. So by extension, the "Goggles", in fact, do nothing.

//the more you know
2006-10-18 10:18:49 PM  

I always thought it weird that darkness didn't seem to cause any ill effects in FFVI.

/in other FF's it makes your Acc shiatty
2006-10-18 10:29:44 PM  
The resort has only five full-time residents, but dozens of members gather each Saturday for theme parties at the Bare Cheeks WEENER Lodge.

/My weener needs Vitmin D
//And fresh air
///and a good Ha! Ha!
2006-10-18 10:39:38 PM  
Before/After going to a nudist camp...
[image from too old to be available]

/got nothin
2006-10-18 10:42:13 PM  
oh ucsb there's an art class dedicated towards drawing naked people. Sounds good on paper but in reality you got to take the good with the bad, and it's mostly bad. strangely, an old roomate signed up for that one of the models. it didn't even pay well.
2006-10-18 10:55:14 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2006-10-18 11:08:37 PM  
We jumped (skydived)naked into Hidden Valley many years ago several times as part of National Nudist Month.

I was the fourth to land in the first load.

Looking around after we landed - it was truth in advertising - what you see is what you get.

Blue Skies
2006-10-18 11:31:38 PM  
seeing old and fat people naked is no more disgusting than seeing old and fat people in clothes...

Although there's something wrong about going to a weenie roast at a nude resort...
2006-10-19 12:06:18 AM  
Where's the 'Hero' tag?
2006-10-19 12:31:46 AM  
Where's the nude club for supermodels?
2006-10-19 12:34:21 AM  
please, all of you, maintain your current attitude and never go to a nudist resort.

we do not want you there. You do not belong. They are indeed as terrible as you imagine. seeing a naked senior is as damaging as you fantasize it is.
2006-10-19 12:34:32 AM  

Where's the 'Hero' tag?

Buried beneath a pile of armpit hair, cottage cheese blubber and butter faces.
2006-10-19 12:35:11 AM  
And saggy titties.
2006-10-19 12:36:01 AM  

Ah, dead comedians. Is there anything they can't do?

Tell new jokes?
2006-10-19 12:36:20 AM  
slykitty: We went to Desire Cancun in August. It was awesome.

hush. Nobody here needs to hear anything encouraging.
2006-10-19 12:43:55 AM  
so, who's got the link to Lenny Bruce videos?
2006-10-19 01:01:07 AM  
So what, nobody feels like posting HOT nudists?

I'm outta here.
2006-10-19 01:13:22 AM  
So what, nobody feels like posting HOT nudists?

I'm outta here.​XX.jpg&y =700

where "XXXX" is replaced by some number in the range of 1-10000. Example- 7801 (note: it pretty much goes downhill from there)
2006-10-19 05:06:34 AM  
> Honest Bender> Is it just me, or does it look like the guy
> in the photo had his left leg amputated below the knee?

That's not his leg ... ewww!
2006-10-19 07:55:52 AM  
This is the most disturbing picture I've seen in my entire life!

[image from too old to be available]
2006-10-19 01:19:18 PM  

you owe me a keyboard!! LOL
2006-10-19 04:16:42 PM  
I am happy to read articles like this. Why? It's just another sign that hopefully the puritan "sex is bad, nudity is a sin, only have sex to procreate" asshats are losing ground and as Americans, we're finally relaxing our attitudes about sex & nudity.

Sure, many of them are fat. But they're advancing a part of society that the "hot chicks" certainly are not.
2006-10-19 04:57:16 PM  
i live about 20miles from this area - i have some accounts that i service in Dawsonville....

my friends tell me as they grew up as kids living in the Dawsonville community that they would sneak through the woods to the back side of the camping grounds looking for smokin' hot nude chicks and the like only to be scarred for life by seeing obese fat-flap hanging over the pubic region bellied women with nasty cottage cheese legs and ultra saggy flabby dangle to their waist boobled women.

mustuv made a serious impression on those boys as they both married lardass fatchicks!

but the upside is they eat some great fried chicken, mashed taters, beans w/hogjaw, creamed corn, biscuits 'n gravy, and for desert pie, cake, cookies, lil-debbies, twinkies, pringles potato chips, and cold-beer!
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