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(Hot Air)   Cindy Sheehan caught on tape implying that she may have buried one of her very special lady parts in Crawford, Texas   (hotair.com) divider line
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2006-10-16 2:37:00 PM  
1. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
 
2006-10-16 2:39:16 PM  
I disagree. I'd put it as:

1) Hahahahahahaha
2) Wait a minute. Eeeeeeew.
 
2006-10-16 2:44:49 PM  
I.... I.
*blink*
 
2006-10-16 2:45:12 PM  
So? It may be gross, but I fail to see why anybody would give two shiats about it. BFD.
 
2006-10-16 2:48:45 PM  
Bush to take a backhoe to the entire plot of land.

C'mon, you know how big he is on symbolic victories (they're the only ones he can get!). And you also know that he has two settings: asleep and overkill.
 
2006-10-16 2:49:57 PM  
A bottle of blinker fluid?
 
2006-10-16 2:51:00 PM  
When I first heard of this, I firgured she was speaking metaphorically. Maybe she's not capable of metaphor.


/ewwwwww.
 
2006-10-16 2:55:44 PM  
I was with Cindy half the time she was at Crawford (and I've spent time in jail with her at Washington D.C.) I can tell you for a fact; this is Cindy Sheehan's sense of humor.

She loves to deadpan ridiculous stuff like that. Her humor is very British and I suggest you guys listen to it again if you don't believe me.
 
2006-10-16 3:00:41 PM  
Another eeeeewwwwww from over here.
 
2006-10-16 3:03:54 PM  
[image from i9.tinypic.com too old to be available]

I left my uterus in Crawford, Texas
High on a hill, it calls to me.
To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fog may chill the air
I don't care!
My uterus waits there in Crawford, Texas
Above the blue and windy sea
When I come home to you, Crawford, Texas,
Your golden sun will shine for me!
 
2006-10-16 3:05:36 PM  
She sounds like she is desperately trying to prove that she isn't a complete nutbag.
 
2006-10-16 3:12:35 PM  
Raging_Primate: She loves to deadpan ridiculous stuff like that. Her humor is very British and I suggest you guys listen to it again if you don't believe me.

yeah... i don't get it.
 
2006-10-16 3:13:16 PM  
Best comment: ( and one I share...)

Thinking about Cindy's Bush just made me vomit in my mouth...

BirdEye on October 16, 2006 at 2:21 PM
 
2006-10-16 3:13:25 PM  
Well, if it's against the law for hospitals to dump medical waste, someone from the County Health Department ought to get down there, verify her illegal dumping, quarantine the area, dispose of the matter as well as the surrounding ground it may have contaminated and issue her a fine commensurate of the costs incurred for her actions.

But that would be too easy.
 
2006-10-16 3:17:01 PM  
RocketRod: Well, if it's against the law for hospitals to dump medical waste, someone from the County Health Department ought to get down there, verify her illegal dumping, quarantine the area, dispose of the matter as well as the surrounding ground it may have contaminated and issue her a fine commensurate of the costs incurred for her actions.

That would certainly help draw attention to her issues. While Sheehan herself is busy thanking you for the idea, Bush will be crossing you off his Christmas card list.
 
2006-10-16 3:21:35 PM  
RocketRod: But that would be too easy.

Even if she did it (which I doubt... I think she's just trying to creep ol' Bush out), all she has to do is deny it and say she was making a joke. And the Bush ranch is 1583 acres. Sure, that would look good to the public, having the whole health department mobilized to look for Cindy Sheehan's uterus.

Brilliant!
 
2006-10-16 3:27:28 PM  
She needs to just admit that she and Ron Howard are the same person.
 
2006-10-16 3:36:09 PM  
Remove the mind and the few attractive features of Ellen Degeneres - you are left with Cindy Sheehan.
 
2006-10-16 3:56:20 PM  
That's the voice of the new Democratic party.

What a brave, brave leader she is, an inspiration to progressives and democrats everywhere!
 
2006-10-16 4:07:14 PM  
mild7: What a brave, brave leader she is, an inspiration to progressives and democrats everywhere!

I disagree. She should aspire to be more of a brave, brave leader, like Mark Foley, an inspiration to conservatives and Republicans everywhere!
 
2006-10-16 4:20:39 PM  
If Foley was running against Sheehan for president, I'd still vote for Foley.

He might be a drunk pedophile, but at least he's not batshiat insane.
 
2006-10-16 6:07:11 PM  
Someone post, or tell me where I can find, a nifty graphic indicating someone's 15 minutes are up.

/very relevant
//don't make me get up and make my own!
 
2006-10-16 7:03:15 PM  
mild7: That's the voice of the new Democratic party.

Just like Mark Foley is the voice of NAMBLA the Republican Party, right, you child-buggerer?

/or just maybe- hear me out- maybe extremists don't always represent mainstream views
 
2006-10-16 7:03:50 PM  
Doesn't this woman have anything better to do with her time?
 
2006-10-16 8:27:39 PM  
I wonder if she buried it next to the abortion GWB paid for in 1970? That'd be an interesting subterranean mix.
 
2006-10-16 8:40:04 PM  
Jeez I thought it was a tie in with her lie about being in the final vote for Nobel Peace Prize. How gross!
 
2006-10-16 8:45:57 PM  
For all of you out there that slam Sheehan... pray to whatever farking diety you pray to that you don't experience what the Chinese called "the greatest curse of the gods".. outliving your child. If you do, I'll get cathartic enjoyment out of sitting back and seeing how well you hold your sanity together.

Have a nice day.
 
2006-10-16 8:50:26 PM  
Sheehan is like the PETA of the anti-war movement.
 
2006-10-16 8:53:43 PM  
I wanted to post something witty and insulting.

Cindy's actions hurt herself more anything I can come up with.
 
2006-10-16 9:25:28 PM  
She took a dump on GWB's front doorstep?

AWESOME.

/din't rtfa
 
2006-10-16 9:45:30 PM  
Wow, I threw up in my mouth, that's just gross but not as gross as the young people being crippled in Iraq. (pops)
 
2006-10-16 9:47:46 PM  
Everyone here has lost a child in combat. Right?
 
2006-10-16 10:08:37 PM  
playblu: Foley was running against Sheehan for president

Wow. That'd be the most goddamn hilarious combination of nominees possible. It'd also be the only combination of nominees possible that would let Nader become president.
 
2006-10-16 10:40:41 PM  
And here I figured she had already given it to someone as a gift long ago.

[image from i10.tinypic.com too old to be available]
 
2006-10-16 10:45:35 PM  
Raging_Primate: I was with Cindy half the time she was at Crawford (and I've spent time in jail with her at Washington D.C.) I can tell you for a fact; this is Cindy Sheehan's sense of humor.

She loves to deadpan ridiculous stuff like that. Her humor is very British and I suggest you guys listen to it again if you don't believe me.


Yeah.... ok. Whatever you say, chief.
 
2006-10-16 10:49:31 PM  
Theaetetus: You have VERY VERY few people publically defending Foley. You still have many people publically cheering Sheehan. Even after the crap came out showing how she didn't give a damn about her son.
 
2006-10-16 10:59:58 PM  
Man, you Republicans really need your boogey men, don't you?
 
2006-10-16 11:20:36 PM  
MindStalker: Even after the crap came out showing how she didn't give a damn about her son.

Which crap is that? the crap made up by idiot republicans that have never even met the woman?
 
2006-10-16 11:25:22 PM  
MindStalker: You have VERY VERY few people publically defending Foley. You still have many people publically cheering Sheehan.

Ah, yes, being vocally anti-war after losing a child is equivalent to wanting to bugger underage subordinates. Gotcha.
 
2006-10-16 11:30:28 PM  
Now look what you did, you made me make my own.

[image from jhvj.com too old to be available]

/not that good
 
2006-10-17 4:47:48 AM  
I would've commented sooner, but I had to order a new computer after vomiting all over the last one.

Having gotten that tidbit out of the way: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
 
2006-10-17 9:41:51 AM  
Lord_Baull
Man, you Republicans really need your boogey men, don't you?



Karl who?
 
2006-10-17 9:43:04 AM  
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

/maybe i should go bury it in crawford
 
2006-10-17 9:56:21 AM  
Dinki: Made up? Hardly.
First she left her husband and son when her son was young.
That is defiantly forgivable as many mothers have to do it, but it shows that there isn't a tight bond.
She left her sons grave unmarked for a long time.
Still forgivable, it happends. But it ultimately leads one to conclude that she never had close ties to her son and that this crusade is not about her son at all.
 
2006-10-17 10:03:57 AM  
MindStalker: Dinki: Made up? Hardly.
First she left her husband and son when her son was young.


O RLY?

/Snopes-owned!
 
2006-10-17 10:53:52 AM  
Theaetetus: Interesting thanks. Its odd how you hear things stated repeatably in the media and otherwise and you hardly ever hear the retractions. Still think shes batshiat crazy, but thats my personal opinion of most emotional based people.
 
2006-10-17 11:05:45 AM  
oh my, she is loony. But I guess that's what it takes to be heard when you're protesting against our insane government. It's too bad more crazy people don't step up.
 
2006-10-17 8:48:57 PM  
I'm guessing that her son joined the marines and went off to war just to get the hell away from her. I know I would of.
 
2006-10-18 8:00:49 PM  
I guess that explains all the sand in her vagina.
 
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