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(Some Guy)   Submitter learns when making chili with hot peppers, wash hands before using bathroom. Also, soap makes the resulting condition worse. Ow, ow, ow   ( en.wikipedia.org) divider line
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2006-10-14 07:55:03 PM  
O, where art thou Ha! Ha! guy when we needest thee?
2006-10-14 07:55:53 PM  
2006-10-14 07:56:35 PM  
use more soap.
The heat is an oil that must be removed

insert Punjabi or Mexican girlfriend comment here
2006-10-14 07:56:53 PM  
Some vinegar will neutralize the burn. Or onion juice.
2006-10-14 07:58:21 PM  
I believe there was a thread about this a couple of weeks ago. The solution is to put your junk in a glass of milk and have your roommate take pics and post them here.
2006-10-14 07:59:26 PM  
I remember a 'hot pepper juice on my weiner' thread a couple years ago. And yeah, soaking it in milk is the solution.
2006-10-14 07:59:53 PM  
TheCheese: O, where art thou Ha! Ha! guy when we needest thee?

Ask and thou shall recieve (although it's late here, so it's not very funny):

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2006-10-14 08:01:21 PM  
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happy now?
2006-10-14 08:04:27 PM  
I think washing with some sugar also helps.

2006-10-14 08:05:09 PM  
Clueyee, if you're lurking
shut the fark up
Not subbmeister
2006-10-14 08:06:35 PM  
Hmmm, sounds like a case for:

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2006-10-14 08:07:56 PM  
Not the submitter.....

But eerie is'nt it?
2006-10-14 08:09:56 PM  
I heard sandpaper will take the burn away.
2006-10-14 08:11:36 PM  
2006-10-14 08:11:56 PM  
Rubbing alcohol works also.
2006-10-14 08:11:56 PM  
This has been done before.
2006-10-14 08:14:44 PM  
peck didn't you learn?
2006-10-14 08:15:44 PM  
2006-10-14 08:19:06 PM  
This page has lots of "advice" GW is usually pretty good...

2006-10-14 08:26:09 PM  
don't wipe with just your hand.
2006-10-14 09:18:40 PM  
Also, take out contact lens before handling chillies.

Trust me.
2006-10-14 09:21:30 PM  
I was hoping our dear pizza guy would show up. That thread was fantastic.
2006-10-14 09:33:17 PM  
Have you considered...

masturbating furiously?
2006-10-14 11:32:55 PM  
Well, what type of peppers were they?
2006-10-14 11:41:46 PM  
After stuffing jalepeno peppers for a party, don't remove your contacts for 48 hours. No matter HOW much you wash your hands, you will get the oils on the contacts and wake up the next morning to find holes eaten through them.

/learned the hard way
2006-10-14 11:46:38 PM  
Unfair. When I submitted a similar thread, I got banninated.
2006-10-14 11:50:31 PM  
special_patrol_group TF

/Best funny! Ha! Ha!
2006-10-15 12:50:12 AM  
Another tip: when roasting hot peppers, use adequate ventilation. Better yet, do it outside.

I was roasting some jalapenos and habaneros in the oven, and got distracted. When I remembered, I jerked open the oven door, and was hit by a cloud of smoke. I fell to the floor, unable to see or breathe.

For a week or so afterwards, I suffered terribly.
2006-10-15 01:17:36 AM  
The hot peppers were angry at the penis?
2006-10-15 01:44:31 AM  
What, did smitty miss the epic adventure of the Jalapeener dude?

On a related note, I'm going to attempt to make 'frag juice'--an epic concoction that was mentioned in a webcomic involving many types of hot peppers, lime juice, wasabi, and caffeine. I'm currently trying to find an adequate substitute for "Hatian Voodoo peppers", as that one doesn't seem to exist in real life.
2006-10-15 02:24:14 AM  
I thought if you had a chili pepper dick, you're supposed to stick it in a sock.
2006-10-15 02:31:17 AM  
Soak it in cider.
2006-10-15 02:31:57 AM  
2006-10-15 02:33:01 AM  
Soak it in a vagina
2006-10-15 02:33:17 AM  
dont forget to save some of that to put in your condom later.
2006-10-15 02:33:27 AM  
Isn't this a THREEPEAT?
2006-10-15 02:34:11 AM  
So you don't wash your hands huh?
2006-10-15 02:34:26 AM  
Teabag your teabag.
2006-10-15 02:35:22 AM  
This would have been the perfect time to ask your girlfriend for butt sex.
2006-10-15 02:36:36 AM  
alcohol takes the capsicum away... dip your willy in vodka...
Or is it drink the vodka...
2006-10-15 02:38:27 AM  
Peaceboy whips out the pop reference. To sooth your pain, I suggest mother's milk.
2006-10-15 02:40:01 AM  
Been there, done that. That jalapeno oil transfers EXTREMELY easily. I even somehow managed to get it on my chocolate starfish merely by handling the toilet paper before wiping. Now that is a discomfort I never want to experience again.

Chop up about 100 of them and then pick your nose and scratch your boys. Also fun.
2006-10-15 02:41:58 AM  
This happened to me also, but I had been cutting anaheim peppers then went to the bathroom. I didn't know anaheim's had such kick.
2006-10-15 02:45:03 AM  
Okay, here's the weird part. I've chopped and handled a lot of jalapenos and hotter peppers in my time. I've never had any problems on my skin, or with my contacts and damned sure none with my dangly bits. Are you people made of tissue paper or something? Or do you just buy the crappy dollar store soap? Can you not wash your hands? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
2006-10-15 02:45:19 AM  
Didn't we already have one of these? People need to learn. If you're going to do it with some sort of plant, choose a watermellon, or maybe a nice pumpkin.
2006-10-15 02:45:24 AM  
Plastic gloves man, use 'em whenever you handle peppers and you won't have a problem with a burning sensation when you pee or anything.
2006-10-15 02:48:04 AM  
Didn't we already have one of these? People need to learn. If you're going to do it with some sort of plant, choose a watermellon, or maybe a nice pumpkin.

Apple Pie?

2006-10-15 02:50:13 AM  
This is a repeat from a few weeks ago.
2006-10-15 02:50:55 AM  
hasn't subby read any Fark threads on spicy foods ever? There are always a handful of stories of capascin-related pain.
2006-10-15 02:52:11 AM  
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