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(ESPN)   Terrell Owens hospitalized after trip to emergency room, should be released after application of Vagisil   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line
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Ox
2006-09-27 8:18:07 AM  
burn!
 
2006-09-27 8:18:28 AM  
haha smitty, you owe me one non-coffee stained shirt. Great headline
 
2006-09-27 8:18:36 AM  
Now THAT made me laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks.
 
2006-09-27 8:19:01 AM  
zing!

also, does anyone else think there's a lot of greenlights for 8am? not complaining, just wondering.
 
2006-09-27 8:19:34 AM  
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2006-09-27 8:20:17 AM  
Ooowww. Coach Parcell's I have sand in my vagina!! I need to get to the ER quick!
 
2006-09-27 8:20:44 AM  
hahaha. oh man. He's gonna kick your ass.
 
2006-09-27 8:21:13 AM  
How funny. I literally laughed out loud.
 
2006-09-27 8:21:58 AM  
Just what I needed, thanks for the good morning laugh smitty.
 
2006-09-27 8:22:07 AM  
As a Cowboys fan...I applaud the Headline. The truth is always funny!!!
 
2006-09-27 8:23:09 AM  
Did you see the comment about the other guy? "he had is pants down in his uniform. Fortunately, he cut his hand."
 
2006-09-27 8:23:52 AM  
/I like to add unnecessary apostrophes'
 
2006-09-27 8:24:19 AM  
Pretty good headline. To bad the story is a repeat.
 
2006-09-27 8:24:52 AM  
"No teammates or Cowboys officials were seen entering the hospital late Tuesday night."

There's a shock!!

Going into week for and they all hate him already!
 
2006-09-27 8:26:40 AM  
Wide receiver Terry Glenn practiced, albeit with several stitches in his thumb.


"He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand."


/HAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2006-09-27 8:26:57 AM  
Week for? What's a week for?

/heh...
 
2006-09-27 8:27:37 AM  
He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand."

"What the...OH NOOOOOOO!!.. wait a minute... Whew! Hey, pick up that thumb for me would you?"
 
2006-09-27 8:29:42 AM  
Whateva_I_DO_WHAT_I_WANT

NSFW!
 
2006-09-27 8:32:42 AM  
when did everyone start using smitty?
 
2006-09-27 8:34:16 AM  
Just wanted to say
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for the headline.
 
2006-09-27 8:36:43 AM  
GREAT headline! LOLed!
 
2006-09-27 8:36:45 AM  
Excellent headline Subby...
 
2006-09-27 8:37:51 AM  
I LOL'd...

That used to be a big joke between a few friends and I.

Nice job on the headline!
 
2006-09-27 8:41:18 AM  
Very funny headline! Too bad its true!!!!
 
2006-09-27 8:41:46 AM  
reggie_leroy_jefferson - when did everyone start using smitty?

Didn't you get the memo? And don't forget to submit your TPS report
 
2006-09-27 8:44:49 AM  
Whateva_I_DO_WHAT_I_WANT beat me to it!

So this will have to do:

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2006-09-27 8:47:18 AM  
Did they give him meds meant for a white guy?
 
2006-09-27 8:50:53 AM  
He may be a crybaby and an emotional retard, but one thing he is not is a pussy, lets see submitter do what TO did in the Super Bowl a couple years ago (Surgery on BROKEN ankle 12/22/04, play and almost single handedly win the super bowl 2/6/05), and do what he's gonna do this Sunday (Play with a
 
2006-09-27 8:51:07 AM  
Loved this one '"He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand."'
 
2006-09-27 8:57:01 AM  
Again?
 
2006-09-27 9:06:41 AM  
LOL! And maybe a chaser of Preparation H while he's at it.
/memo to Cowboys: Be careful what you wish for...............
//OTOH Maalox sales should be up in Dallas for the next four months
 
2006-09-27 9:07:41 AM  
News reports are now saying Owens attempted suicide.
 
2006-09-27 9:07:41 AM  
Loved this one '"He was trying to cut some tape off his uniform," Parcells said. "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand."'



I think most nfl players should not be able to breed anyway. so it should be "UNfortunatly he cut his hand"
 
2006-09-27 9:07:50 AM  
they just said on fox news that a dallas tv station is reporting that TO attempted suicide. we couldn't be that lucky!
 
2006-09-27 9:09:13 AM  
WFAA (local Dallas TV) stating that it was a suicide attempt. For more: www.TheTicket.com. Local sportsradio.
 
2006-09-27 9:09:18 AM  
kingzeke


He may be a crybaby

does not seem to jive with

he is not is a pussy
 
2006-09-27 9:09:55 AM  
Oh noes!!1! Terrell fell and broke his dick!
 
2006-09-27 9:10:39 AM  
LurkB4ULeap
News reports are now saying Owens attempted suicide.



or he died of typhoid
 
2006-09-27 9:10:43 AM  
Ok...i'm a minute and a half late apparently. News reports stating attempted suicide now.

I've been defending him, I've been loving that he's in Dallas...but if this is true...he's officially a dumb-fark.
 
2006-09-27 9:11:23 AM  
SUICIDE??!?!

as being reported on WFAA here in Dallas...
 
2006-09-27 9:11:53 AM  
Suicide??????????? OMFG you are kidding me?
/didn't think I could be shocked by *anything* TO did but this!????????
 
2006-09-27 9:13:58 AM  
bwhaha. brilliant headline.
 
2006-09-27 9:14:57 AM  
He is not a pussy, he played in a football game 5 weeks after breaking his leg. I'm no TO fan don't get me wrong, but that superbowl performance was one of the gutsiest things I've ever seen
 
2006-09-27 9:16:07 AM  
Local Radio Guy says it's a "reaction to pain meds." and the hospital was trying to induce vomiting (?)
/fishy
 
2006-09-27 9:16:42 AM  
Mark my words. Terrel Owens is a cancer to the Dallas locker room. They will implode in his wake just like the others.
Stupid, pissy, little shiat like this is how it starts.
 
2006-09-27 9:17:06 AM  
oooo you motherfarker you had BETTER DAMN WELL PLAY on Oct. 8th, Dawkins has a message from the fans he'd like to deliver...over and over and over and over....

/and over.
 
2006-09-27 9:18:41 AM  
Suicide attempt based on police report, TO did acknowledge that he tried to 'hurt himself'.
 
2006-09-27 9:18:46 AM  
ClarkenBigD
Thanks alot! All of a sudden I can't stream the ticket anymore after your post. I have to have my streaming ticket in the mornings.
 
2006-09-27 9:19:54 AM  
squealie:

Local Radio Guy says it's a "reaction to pain meds." and the hospital was trying to induce vomiting (?)


Okay whos the dumbass that forgot to replace the child protection on the drain cleaner? You know lil' Terrell likes to get into such things.
 
2006-09-27 9:19:59 AM  
I guess that means he won't even be able to sit in the whirlpool and ride the bike.
 
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