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(HotOnlineNews)   Pouty, kissable Alba lips   ( divider line
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39793 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2006 at 1:44 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-09-22 10:22:52 PM  
I would kiss it.
2006-09-22 10:52:09 PM  
Yes... kiss... that's what I want Alba's lips to be doing to me... no, no, no, not anything else... hehehehe
2006-09-23 12:13:49 AM  
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2006-09-23 12:22:18 AM  
Too bad the pics aren't of lips that really matter.
2006-09-23 01:47:52 AM  
She has lips?
2006-09-23 01:52:21 AM  
She was nice and meaty in Idle Hands.

/probably illegal too
//don't care
2006-09-23 01:54:22 AM  
is it just me, or did she get way too thin since her "dark angel" days....god, she was hot in that show...
2006-09-23 01:57:08 AM  
I see better at the mall.
Big farking deal. Another 15min hot chick.
Thanks for the big news subby.
2006-09-23 01:58:16 AM  
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2006-09-23 02:01:13 AM  
2006-09-23 02:01:45 AM  
She takes those kinds of pictures, and then she wonders why she isn't considered for "serious" roles.

/beautiful, but not the brightest bulb
2006-09-23 02:01:58 AM  
Geezes, who even cares about her name? She's another hotty in this world.

I've picked my wife to be a representation of the world's hottest woman, therefore I will give her all my love as symbol of my love for the world.

2006-09-23 02:02:16 AM

THAT'S attractive.
2006-09-23 02:02:53 AM  
submitter: Pouty, kissable Alba lips

thanks subby, creepiest headline...evar

/thinks he saw submitter outside bedroom window
//back to the tv I go...........
2006-09-23 02:08:03 AM  
It looks like she is about to take a dump :D

On another note she is (for me) the epitome of what a woman should be. Not too skinny either.
2006-09-23 02:09:41 AM  
What lips are we referring to? Just the ones in the picture?
2006-09-23 02:10:04 AM  
Also did anyone notice how this ad came up first? I thought I was fooled about the lips.
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2006-09-23 02:12:01 AM

/accidently came
//at work
2006-09-23 02:12:18 AM  
For me.....Audrey Hepburn is the epitome....

/So sexy
2006-09-23 02:17:13 AM  
The few girls that answer the phone when I'm horney would make that underfed, overglamorised ditzs look for work flipping burgers.
/Why do so many dudes give a chit about these hoes?
//Self absorbed, over paid...
///grow some nads and pay attention to the hotties that surround you.
2006-09-23 02:20:47 AM  
She doesn't do anything for me.
God knows, I've asked, pleaded, and begged her time and time again, but no, nothing, not so much as a kiss.
2006-09-23 02:21:55 AM  
I love those comments on the page from "chris" and "Joe". It's the sort of thing some stereotypical construction worker would holler in a Brooklyn accent.

/I hear that!
2006-09-23 02:23:01 AM  
Never heard of her.

Nice DSL's, though.
2006-09-23 02:27:00 AM  
dammit I am drunk prolly coundnt hit if it I tride. buttttt I wold all day. mmmm
2006-09-23 02:28:28 AM  
If Jessica Alba had all my base, I would move every Zig for great justice.
2006-09-23 02:29:00 AM  
xcuse my f.u.i farkin whiles drunkin oh hells ya
2006-09-23 02:31:51 AM  
findthefish: For me.....Audrey Hepburn is the epitome....

Indeed. Too bad she's wormbait.
2006-09-23 02:52:57 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.
2006-09-23 02:53:48 AM  
holla at the drunkness, i am drunkkk kbut can stilllllllll fark it lik e are true farker yeah what whhhhhhaksjfataaaat!
2006-09-23 03:00:01 AM  
No Catchy Nickname
2006-09-23 03:09:29 AM  
she's still hot, but she has faded a little. Face is starting to show a little weather from all her partying.
2006-09-23 03:23:58 AM  

You are no fool, sir.
2006-09-23 03:24:01 AM  
somebody PLEASE give her a sandwich...

/before she falls through a subway grate
2006-09-23 03:24:35 AM  
Pouty, kissable Alba lips

Imagine those pouty, kissable Alba lips around your WEENER!

2006-09-23 03:26:39 AM  
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What a coincidence. I just finished watching Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on demand.
2006-09-23 03:28:45 AM  
Dane Cook, man. He literally kissed Charlize Theron's ass on Jay Leno, and now he's making out with Jessica Alba in a movie. On top of all that he's got a smokin' hot girlfriend.
2006-09-23 03:31:41 AM  
After filming Alba had sore lips.

What sort of film is this?
2006-09-23 03:33:49 AM  
She was majorly hot in her Dark Angel days, but couldn't act worth a damn. 10 years later, she's still hot and still can't act.

But, yes, I'd still hit it.

/all night long.
2006-09-23 03:35:07 AM  
dane cook is my master, and commander.
w00t for the drunkenness.
alba is hot, bt not as hot as your mom.
/steel reserve 40
//is the shiat.
///thats how i roll.
////she can sure use them DSL's on me anyday.
2006-09-23 03:37:23 AM  
I'd share my dreams and emotions with it.
2006-09-23 03:38:48 AM  
I'd hit it... for about 30 seconds.
2006-09-23 03:45:36 AM  
This thread needs more pics of this alba person.
2006-09-23 04:22:25 AM  
More Pics?
2006-09-23 04:34:15 AM  
Jessica Alba's Most Kissable Lips

I thought this was going to be a ranking.
1. Left one
2. Right one
3. Bottom one.
4. Top one.
2006-09-23 04:49:42 AM  
I bet she's got nipples like hershey kisses.
2006-09-23 05:17:01 AM  

I dunno why, but that's really creepy man...
2006-09-23 05:45:33 AM  
What the fark is this doing on Fark?
2006-09-23 06:28:16 AM  
I can think of a few other things I'd like her to do with her lips as well.
2006-09-23 07:11:09 AM  
kirbeep - FTW!
2006-09-23 07:16:08 AM  
This kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day.
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