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(Yukon News)   Wanted: Stingy the Stingray. With mugshot goodness   (maximonline.com) divider line
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brap [TotalFark]
2006-09-21 3:34:52 PM  
Too soon? Perhaps.
Humorless? Indubitably.
 
Pelagius
2006-09-21 3:54:07 PM  
Diagnosis: STUPID
 
smile
2006-09-21 4:30:55 PM  
Eh, two thumbs down submitter.
 
GoDeep
2006-09-21 4:34:10 PM  
Ok, I've got him!! Now, what do I get?

[image from img116.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
ArcadianRefugee
2006-09-21 4:57:17 PM  
Make one of these with it:
 
ArcadianRefugee
2006-09-21 4:57:59 PM  
Whoops:

[image from systems.figures.com too old to be available]
 
Headso
2006-09-21 5:22:13 PM  
wow maxim is lame, how about some jokes about Sonny Bono skiing into a tree or John Denver crashing a plane...
 
GoDeep
2006-09-21 5:35:38 PM  
ArcadianRefugee: That would make a nice present for my ex.
 
shanec2000
2006-09-21 5:52:21 PM  
[image from i46.photobucket.com too old to be available]

/GIMP'ed, to be precise.
 
Jument
2006-09-21 6:56:06 PM  
That's just totally lame. Are they trying to be funny or are they just trying to be stupid?
 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts
2006-09-21 6:56:43 PM  
Not funny and tasteless? How...I don't know, is sponsored the word?
 
Raindogday
2006-09-21 6:59:54 PM  
I don't care about taste but that offended my sense of the funny.
 
kfj-
2006-09-21 7:01:19 PM  
maybe they should have used the stupid tag
 
Spectrum
2006-09-21 7:01:29 PM  
As usual, Maxim fails to amuse. At least it's another excuse to post my own tasteless photoshop.

[image from i46.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
youngfogey
2006-09-21 7:02:19 PM  
yes, stingrays have eyes, Maxim Idiots. And they are on the tops of their bodies, not the underside with the mouth.
 
fernandez
2006-09-21 7:02:52 PM  
uh-huh
 
jx
2006-09-21 7:03:28 PM  
ventura county govt thinks maxim online = pornography
 
volsung3
2006-09-21 7:06:20 PM  
jx: ventura county govt thinks maxim online = pornography

That's just silly. Maxim and the other mags like it are for the guys who don't have the guts to buy actual porn
 
Angel of Death
2006-09-21 7:09:13 PM  
One of the finest greenlights in Fark history.

Great job, mods.
 
SWOne
2006-09-21 7:11:08 PM  
Maxim: Nothing amusing about them. Ever.
 
I Love Redhead Men
2006-09-21 7:17:37 PM  
One mugshot was funny. The other 2 with hats on? LAME.

That's like the guy at the party that makes a funny reference, everyone laughs, so he keeps making the same stupid reference over and over again until someone rightly punches him in the nuts.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2006-09-21 7:19:58 PM  
I'm guessing that the people responsible for this are also a part of Larry the Cable Guy's think tank.

Not funny.
 
scape
2006-09-21 7:20:40 PM  
You guys need to remember Drew makes tons of cash from sponsored links. You think this kind of shiat would make it on the mainpage with a kickback? Imagine being able to drive 15,000 users to a site. That's worth a lot of cash.
 
cynic147
2006-09-21 7:28:26 PM  
brap:Too soon? Perhaps.
Humorless? Indubitably

//i concur. i find that mocking someones death is only funny years (or at least months) later.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2006-09-21 7:29:49 PM  
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Jument
2006-09-21 7:32:52 PM  
Spectrum

As I said in the other thread if you are selling those shirts I will buy at least one. Love it!
 
overlord
2006-09-21 7:33:51 PM  
Reward: One year of free dinners at Red Lobster.

So Maxim is trying to encourage people to go out and slaughter stingrays?
 
czecho
2006-09-21 7:36:24 PM  
So Maxim is trying to encourage people to go out and slaughter stingrays?

Maxim wants to lower the population of retards by sending them out to get stunk in the heart.
 
Waffen
2006-09-21 7:39:36 PM  
Spectrum, check out www.cafepress.com/stingrayirwin

lol
 
Huh?
2006-09-21 7:41:48 PM  
This is the first time I've ever said this, but... why was this greenlit again?

//Yes, yes, hasn't been mentioned at all so far in-thread yet, I know.
 
olddinosaur
2006-09-21 7:46:48 PM  
Crikey.
 
Spectrum
2006-09-21 7:49:08 PM  
Jument: As I said in the other thread if you are selling those shirts I will buy at least one. Love it!

I'm not, it's just a joke, but I'm glad you like it.
 
Trail Mix
2006-09-21 7:50:01 PM  
ArcadianRefugee: Holy cow. Are those just dried stingrays or are they supposed to look like aliens?
 
drredhook
2006-09-21 8:05:48 PM  
I wonder if anyone from Maxim ever reads the comments threads for what they submit. Probably not, considering this submission. You were novel and interesting when you came out eight or so years ago, Maxim. No more though.
 
Jamhead
2006-09-21 8:07:12 PM  
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
 
Independent_George
2006-09-21 8:21:55 PM  
ghey.
 
autopsybeverage
2006-09-21 8:30:17 PM  
Is anyone here a marine biologist?

What would you like to know?

/not a marine biologist, but pretty damned knowledgeable...
 
HumbleGenius
2006-09-21 8:37:13 PM  
I would expect much better from Maxim.

/Not.
 
AstroMech
2006-09-21 8:38:50 PM  
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Chummer45
2006-09-21 8:39:26 PM  
If I ever pick up a Maxim, it blows my mind how bad and not funny the articles are. I'm pretty sure it is a magazine written by Eighth Graders. That said, it is also pr0n for men too timid to buy real pr0n, and a waste of time.
 
schrodingers cat
2006-09-21 8:42:55 PM  
[image from www2.filehost.to too old to be available]
 
krode
2006-09-21 8:54:09 PM  
czecho
Maxim wants to lower the population of retards by sending them out to get stunk in the heart.

That would mean all the maxim writers are suicidal.
 
alienofamerica
2006-09-21 9:33:04 PM  
The thing I hate about Maxim Online is that when they have a top 10 list, they divide it up into pages (i.e. number 10's on one page, "click here for number 9", etc).
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2006-09-21 9:33:47 PM  
Wow, not funny. Not because it's tasteless but because it wasn't funny.
 
dmc001
2006-09-21 9:49:25 PM  
Mugato: Wow, not funny. Not because it's tasteless but because it wasn't funny.

Well said. Obviously we have some Maxim fans for moderators here, because someone thought this crap was funny.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-09-21 9:55:20 PM  
drredhook: I wonder if anyone from Maxim ever reads the comments threads for what they submit.

Good question, but irrelevent: I submitted this and I don't work for Drew, Maxim or hold stock in either.
 
Xyzzyka
2006-09-21 10:03:49 PM  
Methinks this calls for some Perry Bible Fellowship.
 
NoblePatrick
2006-09-21 10:47:54 PM  
Worst. Link. Evar!

Reward is one year of free dinner at Red Slobster? Who the hell would eat there?!
 
_
2006-09-21 11:16:21 PM  
DOB: Unknown
Height: Um, five inches? Two feet? What are we, marine biologist cops?
Weight: We honestly have no idea.
Eyes: Do these things even have eyes?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get it? Cause they don't know!
 
pezzam
2006-09-22 12:32:44 AM  
The sad part is that stingrays aren't dangerous. There have been maybe a dozen stingray deaths in the past 10-20 years. Now they are finding heaps of dead stingrays along the coast of Australia with their barbs cut off. That is just stupid.
 
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