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(Lone Star Ball)   Texas Rangers blogger wins auction for Melissa Lima's dress, gets autograph, inscription from Mrs. Lima. Question now is, what should he have her write?   ( divider line
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529 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Sep 2006 at 5:14 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-09-14 4:43:29 PM  
Why don't you code me a PERL necklace, computer boy.
Ohhh, say can you DD?
Now available: 32oz cans
Wanna play center field for the Twins?
2006-09-14 4:57:16 PM  
Well, give away the biggest mystery since who "You're So Vain" is about and write down how big they are, for one.
2006-09-14 5:17:14 PM  
As long as she writes it with her nipples, I wouldn't care what it read.
2006-09-14 5:20:16 PM  
Tig ole bitties
2006-09-14 5:25:12 PM  
I love to T-fark.

/stupid filter.
2006-09-14 5:31:38 PM  
She should write, "I know these will be stained with your man-seed as soon as you get to the parking lot."
2006-09-14 5:34:25 PM  
Congratulations, dumbass.
2006-09-14 6:09:29 PM  
"They're real and they're specacular. Well, one out of two ain't bad. Or two out of four, if you prefer"

2006-09-14 6:30:44 PM  
AJM should wear it to the next Newberg Night at the Ballpark.
2006-09-14 8:40:39 PM  
Stare in good health.
jbc [TotalFark]
2006-09-14 9:13:59 PM  
" Yes, this probably will look good on your bedroom floor."

2006-09-15 11:45:15 AM  
I would like to thank my two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger and my smokin' hot wife..
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