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(Boston Globe)   Not to be outdone by Vampirefreaks.com, Myspace produces contract killing   ( boston.com) divider line
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2006-09-14 04:05:15 PM  
lots of dumb ones out there.
2006-09-14 04:05:37 PM  
You can have someone killed for $500 dollars?!?!
2006-09-14 04:05:42 PM  
I can understand. I want to kill anyone who still has that Tom guy on their MySpace page...

/he's not really your friend
2006-09-14 04:06:23 PM  
$500 dollars for a contract killing? Man, in the city, you can't buy a simple beatdown for less than a grand.
2006-09-14 04:06:25 PM  
Wow, She's creepy.
2006-09-14 04:07:44 PM  
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
2006-09-14 04:07:47 PM  
Judging from her picture and her penchant for hiring contract killers, I'm guessing you could do anything you wanted to this woman in bed. Anything.
2006-09-14 04:07:53 PM  
I'm going to starting thinking of my finances in terms of how many MySpace users I can have killed at any given time.

Right now I'm not looking at more than a busload.
2006-09-14 04:08:04 PM  
I was naively hoping the hotlink to MySpace went to her boyfriend Cletus' page.
2006-09-14 04:09:00 PM  
Maybe the chick on her boyfriend's MySpace page was really hot, and she thought to herself, "I'd hit it."
2006-09-14 04:10:00 PM  
Vampirefreaks.com is going to hunt down and kill Drew because they are hardcore to the max.
2006-09-14 04:10:03 PM  
what a cheapskate...I won't do it for any less than $10k and a cheeseburger.
2006-09-14 04:10:15 PM  
markfarker wins
2006-09-14 04:10:17 PM  
So, where are the pics?
2006-09-14 04:10:44 PM  
Wild EEP: I can understand. I want to kill anyone who still has that Tom guy on their MySpace page...

/he's not really your friend

How can you say that, Tom is my only freind, liar! Blasphemy!

/fetal position
2006-09-14 04:11:12 PM  
$400? She was gonna get someone killed for $400? Contract killing is one area where it does not pay to go with the low bidder. (Unless you're hiring a crackhead for $10 worth of crack)
2006-09-14 04:11:23 PM  
jingks: You can have someone killed for $500 dollars?!?!

That should be the first tip off that it's a cop and not a professional.

/not that i would know.
2006-09-14 04:11:27 PM  
I'd do it for $2 and a Snickers.
2006-09-14 04:13:01 PM  
I don't have any eye bleach and the Sobe does nothing.
2006-09-14 04:13:42 PM  

LOL! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news! Shoooot, Tom's just a playah. You know, he's like one of those guys who SAYS he's your friend an' all dat, but cho know, it's like...he just tryin' get some extra booty, is all. I blame it on his momma.
2006-09-14 04:14:28 PM  
This all could have been solved with a simple friend request from Ms. Abel

/took liberties with the potential victim's name given Ms. Kane
2006-09-14 04:16:03 PM  
What I want to know is how she went about finding a contract killer.

"Hey, Cletus. Do you reckon you could tell me where I mighten be finding someone what could kill my man for me?"

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2006-09-14 04:16:14 PM  
2006-09-14 04:16:20 PM  
[image from img79.imageshack.us too old to be available]
/her boyfriend?
2006-09-14 04:17:00 PM  
I keep Tom on my friends list so I can easily email him when MySpace is being janky.

/I just made 'janky' up I think
2006-09-14 04:17:31 PM  
arg - i can't find a freakin' page for her.

/morbid curiosity
2006-09-14 04:17:33 PM  
Okay...who's got the myspace link, along with requisite photos? Come on, cough'em up!
2006-09-14 04:18:30 PM  
Actually I would say the cop didn't put the ammount out there she did. The fact that someone agreed to it would be the tipoff that it is a cop.
People are right with the low ball. Seems like with illegal gun purchase busts the same thing happens. What you mean I can't get two full auto AKs for $100?
2006-09-14 04:19:25 PM  
Why is it that everytime these people try to hire a killer they end up talking to an undercover cop?

I'm not saying that I know where to find a hitman, but I'm pretty sure I am smart enough not to hire a cop to kill someone. Do people just start asking their friends? Do they call local low-lifes and look for a hitman? Do they look under 'Contract Killing' in the yellow pages and end up calling 1-800-lock-U-up?

These are questions I want answered.
2006-09-14 04:19:37 PM  
lesliessexxy: I keep Tom on my friends list so I can easily email him when MySpace is being janky.

/I just made 'janky' up I think

haha i'm sure he's sooo happy about that! considering you would most likely have to email him every 30 minutes.

/i'm writing janky down for further reference
//i'll send a check for .50 in the mail
2006-09-14 04:20:17 PM  
I thought it says in the FaRQ that you could be banned for a "Boobies.

2006-09-14 04:21:30 PM  
Report says 1K not 500 total. 5 up front 5 when the task is done. Still a low ball anyway.

/not that people haven't been killed for $50 at a waffle house
2006-09-14 04:22:33 PM  
lesliessexxy: /I just made 'janky' up I think

nope, I've been using it since '94.
2006-09-14 04:23:03 PM  
i shot a man in Reno.........just to watch him die

/sorry, all i got
2006-09-14 04:23:04 PM  

Thanks. :)
2006-09-14 04:23:31 PM  
Contract killings are a bad idea for a lot of reasons.
1. The contract killer becomes a liability, and could roll on you if he ever gets caught.

2. A contract killer might not do it right, or might just take your money and not do the hit.

3. It is expensive.

Solution: If you can't do the wetwork yourself, you probably don't actually need to have the person killed. If you are reasonably intelligent and not high on drugs, it is not that difficult to get away with premeditated murder.

Disclaimer: I do not advocate murder and am firmly against it. It is much better to send your enemies to prison by planting a few baggies of coke and a scale in their car and then making an anonymous phone call to the cops.
2006-09-14 04:24:08 PM  
You can have someone killed for $500 dollars?!?!

You can have someone killed for a six pack and a handfull of Bazooka Joe gum if you know the right place to look.

Not that I would know......

/the internets is scary
//chews bubblegum
2006-09-14 04:24:57 PM  
that is all.
2006-09-14 04:25:11 PM  
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Eye bleach not included.
2006-09-14 04:25:32 PM  

/I just made 'janky' up I think

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2006-09-14 04:26:55 PM  
She should have hired these guys:

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2006-09-14 04:27:12 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker: Report says 1K not 500 total. 5 up front 5 when the task is done. Still a low ball anyway.

From the article: gave the officer $400 and offered to pay an additional $100 once the woman had been killed, according to court records.

What "report" are you reading?
2006-09-14 04:27:23 PM  
Wild EEP: I can understand. I want to kill anyone who still has that Tom guy on their MySpace page...

What about blac tom?
2006-09-14 04:27:35 PM  

The lot of you.

2006-09-14 04:28:27 PM  
I'd be amused to find out how she met this "contact killer" ... its not like they grow on trees or anything ..
2006-09-14 04:29:12 PM  
A 22-year-old woman was arrested . . .

If you're over 21 and still have a myspace page, you should be arrested . . .
2006-09-14 04:30:07 PM  
Sgian Dubh: What "report" are you reading?

The Smoking Gun link that BarkingPumpkin posted has the report. It says that the deal was for $500 up front, $500 after the hit. She only had $400, and told him she'd get him the remainin $100 on Friday...
2006-09-14 04:31:16 PM  

The lot of you.


eh, at least you'll be 50 cents richer!!

/i started "i'd like to pee in her butt" in Rochester
//yea, i need help
2006-09-14 04:34:43 PM  
Time to revive psychoexgirlfriend.com?
2006-09-14 04:34:43 PM  
My space = 6X9 4 5 2 8
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