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(Some Guy)   Sean Penn asks photographers to stop snapping so he can answer a question, calls Bush a "dumb Beelzebub." In other news, Sean Penn managed not to assault any photographers today   (editorandpublisher.com) divider line
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2006-09-12 11:30:04 PM  
The liberals will conviently ignore this thread...
 
2006-09-12 11:31:23 PM  
submitter: In other news, Sean Penn managed not to assault any photographers today


That's cause none of the photographers got between him and his "Ann Coulter torture doll."
 
2006-09-12 11:35:08 PM  
Sean's just mad because Bush stiffed him for an 8ball on the set of Shanghai Surprise.
 
2006-09-12 11:40:31 PM  
I don't think anyone on either side of the ideological fence particularly cares for Mr Penn.
 
2006-09-12 11:45:55 PM  
"Penn asked photographers to stop snapping so he could hear questions, and he called President Bush "a Beelzebub -- and a dumb one."

[image from southparkquotes.com too old to be available]

Beelzebub: "Sean, how come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"

Sean Penn: "Beelzebub, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I goiong to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
 
2006-09-12 11:52:27 PM  
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2006-09-13 12:05:41 AM  
the_gospel_of_thomas: Beelzebub: "Sean, how come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"

Sean Penn: "Beelzebub, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I goiong to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?


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2006-09-13 12:27:59 AM  
[image from film-erlebnis.com too old to be available]

/buy some shampoo, dude
 
2006-09-13 2:02:11 AM  
Yeah, I guess I'm a dem, but there's a difference, I didn't ELECT Sean Penn to represent me .
 
2006-09-13 4:44:36 AM  
What exactly does Penn DO other than whine? Seriously. His stupid excursion to New Orleans was a bigger joke than anything Bush ever did. So I repeat, what does Penn DO? If whining qualified you for anything he'd be a Senator now.
 
2006-09-13 4:54:58 AM  
If Bush is Beelzebub, who is Satan? Cheney? Rove?
 
2006-09-13 4:58:23 AM  
Delawheredad: His stupid excursion to New Orleans was a bigger joke than anything Bush ever did.

Sean Penn was waist deep in water helping people stranded in their houses onto boats. Bush just had Air Force One decrease speed and altitude so he could glance at the devestation.
 
2006-09-13 8:16:51 AM  
Howie_Feltersnatch: Delawheredad: His stupid excursion to New Orleans was a bigger joke than anything Bush ever did.

Sean Penn was waist deep in water helping people stranded in their houses onto boats. Bush just had Air Force One decrease speed and altitude so he could glance at the devestation.



Think of how many people Sean Penn could have helped if he didn't bring his own personal photographer with him on the freaking boat his was playing Noah on.
 
2006-09-13 10:20:32 AM  
"Sean Penn was waist deep in water helping people stranded in their houses onto boats"

he was waist deep because his 4 person boat had a 3 person entourage in it and took on water
 
2006-09-13 10:24:48 AM  
and he called President Bush "a Beelzebub -- and a dumb one."

Who talks like that?
 
2006-09-13 10:37:45 AM  
How does he keep getting movie roles?

He's almost unwatchable.
 
2006-09-13 10:48:37 AM  
Reached for comment, Pres. Bush replied, "Hey, bud, what's your problem?"
 
2006-09-13 10:49:28 AM  
>>>The Billdozer>>>
>>>LSUMJ>>>

Please, some links please. All I have is the footage Spike Lee shot/obtained showing him waist deep in water helping people and those people thanking him for his contributions.

/have your shoes and clothes dried since you two saved the world?
 
2006-09-13 1:52:42 PM  
September 4, 2005 7:58 p.m. EST
Douglas Maher - All Headline News Staff Reporter

New Orleans, Louisiana (AHN) - Political Activist and Actor Sean Penn made his way down to the city of New Orleans with a personal photographer and an entourage in an attempt to help victims stranded by floods caused by Hurricane Katrina.

Penn had planned to rescue children and adults in the flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch.

Penn who is known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup that eventually was not enough for the Academy Award winner.

When asked what he had hoped to achieve in the waterlogged city, the actor tells the Herald Sun: "Whatever I can do to help."

The paper reports that one bystander taunted the actor saying, "How are you going to get any people in that thing?"


and artman, i spent more time helping my fellow louisianians than you can know
 
2006-09-14 10:40:10 AM  
LouisiOwn3d!
 
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