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(YouTube)   Shakira sings "Back in Black." Is there such a thing as ear bleach or will I just have to destroy them with an ice pick   ( divider line
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146 clicks; posted to Music » and Video » on 31 Aug 2006 at 11:44 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-08-31 10:05:21 AM  
I would like to point out that A) I actually enjoyed that video. and B) God Damn She's Hot.
2006-08-31 10:12:57 AM  
I liked the video, but I had to turn off the audio. The audio kept reminding me of the MAD TV Shakira skit.

YouTube - Shakira Skit
2006-08-31 10:24:59 AM  
Some songs do NOT need to be covered. That's one of them.
2006-08-31 10:26:28 AM  
hehe, I'd forgotten about that skit
2006-08-31 10:31:23 AM  
Isn't this in some end-of-the-world prophecy or something?
2006-08-31 10:50:10 AM  
Oh no she didn't!
2006-08-31 11:01:29 AM  
That pretty much sucks big donkey balls. I watched about 25 seconds. That was horrible.
2006-08-31 11:03:26 AM  
Uh, yeah. Not a good choice. No umph, and that song is all about the umph.

I understand that she is quite the musician though. Multi-instrumentalist, classically trained, writes all her own stuff.

Or maybe that was just in my faptastic fantasy world.

Who cares. What an ass.
2006-08-31 11:05:06 AM  
She is so pretty but her VOICE!! Gawd, she can't sing worth a damn. Open up!!
2006-08-31 11:08:00 AM  

What. The. fark.
2006-08-31 11:08:38 AM  
All I could imagine while watching that was an extremely puzzled Simon Cowell saying, "The lyrics were all there, but I don't think you hit a single correct note in the entire song."

She comes out on stage like a pole dancer, then pretty much sings how I'd expect the average stripper to sing.
2006-08-31 11:10:09 AM  
FarkmeBlind: Some songs do NOT need to be covered. That's one of them.

There's actually a pretty decent bluegrass cover of it. In general, though, I agree.
2006-08-31 11:10:24 AM  
Yeah, nevermind that tripe I just posted.

Once I came I realized it was bullocks.

2006-08-31 11:38:13 AM  
That she's easy on the eyes
I don't think anyone denies
From her outstretched fingertips
To her ever truthful hips
From the tip of curly head
To the soles on which she treads
From her lovely churning bum
Her eight fingers and two thumbs
From tits to bottom, head to toes
With pulchritudinous she glows
But I never want to hear a
Song like that from dear Shakira
2006-08-31 11:45:51 AM  
yeah err..
imho, she sounds like a goat.
but damn shes hot
i like her spanish love songs better..even though i dont know wtf shes saying
2006-08-31 2:01:40 PM  
2006-08-31 6:52:04 PM  
I can't express how happy I am to see you return to form, SherKhan.

Consider my heart-cockles warmed.
2006-08-31 7:27:47 PM  
The cool thing about AC/DC is that since everything is simple blues based, you CAN play everything really slow (and even acoustic) and it would make a good song. A different song, but a good song.

But, what she did to it...I would hereby volunteer to shut her up; probably by sticking my cock in her mouth.

/and yes, I did watch the whole thing
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