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(The Register)   Busting the myth of the hymen. You may want to put a towel down first   ( divider line
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2006-08-30 01:46:58 PM  
techmom: Me too - I use it every chance I get, but it just doesn't come up in everyday conversation, y'know? :D

You aren't talking with the right people.
2006-08-30 01:48:33 PM  
techmom: Me too - I use it every chance I get, but it just doesn't come up in everyday conversation, y'know? :D

Good thing, too. I don't imagine you look forward to the day when your daughter takes you aside and says, "Mom, do you ever feel... you know... not so snatchlastic?"
2006-08-30 01:50:22 PM  
Adman12... keyboard plz...
2006-08-30 01:54:34 PM  
Why do you care what other consenting adults do with each other? They're not making you wear the ballgag, are they?

These guys might disagree with you:

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Sorry. First thing I thought of.
2006-08-30 01:59:24 PM  
This thread deserves a followup at some point, soap opera style...

Will Dovienya get the satisfaction she so desires and deserves from her fantasies?

Will the debate on female ejaculation ever be resolved?

Will hoo-wee-baby discover how necessary or not deep throating is?

Will Flux Capacitor ever twist the cap off a beer?

Can techmom retain her snatchlasticity?

Will BarkingPumpkin break down and smack his biatch up?

Can Gothnet find someone to give his arm a rest, or at the very least a decent Dutch rudder?

Tune in next week!

~ violin flourish ~

2006-08-30 02:00:25 PM  
Oh yeah.
Crunches = staying power
+ ability to surprise a gal, bounce a towel, even change a tire without a jack.

2006-08-30 02:02:25 PM  
muninsfire: You've not been...double-clicking the mouse, have you?

Ha! Fun with euphemisms. And yes.
2006-08-30 02:04:03 PM  
crankychick: Ha! Fun with euphemisms. And yes.

XD Niiiice.
2006-08-30 02:04:43 PM  
Dovienya.... making your nipples suddenly erect during your fake orgasm would be a feat I would love to see. Of course without any physical touching of them in the process.
2006-08-30 02:07:21 PM  

Bloody hope so, I'll let you know how the weekend goes in your followup thread...
2006-08-30 02:10:33 PM  
The men who know what's what keep the good ol' PC muscle toned and fit.

As a poster above me noted, he can flip coins...I've never tried this trick myself, but when I get home from work my wife is gonna get a giggle out of this...

And just FYI: men using PC muscles diring sex is pretty neato. Once you get the muscle control down, you can actually have three or four orgasms (the most I've been able to reach) *per* ejaculation. Yes, this is from the man in the equation. By 'stopping' the ejaculate much the same you can stop the flow of urine when taking a leak, you can literally learn to seperate the orgasm from the ejaculation.

This takes time and practice. But I can tell you this much...the womenfolk will pretty much universally go gaga over this trick once you master it. The added benefit of being able to go up to an hour in between breaks with no loss of erection is just icing on the cake.

I'm 32 now, I started practicing control of my PC muscle in my early 20s. What a difference.
2006-08-30 02:11:05 PM  
crankychick: "And yes."

Thread, useless, pics...

/see what I did there?
//sunrise, sunset
2006-08-30 02:16:11 PM  

...making your nipples suddenly erect during your fake orgasm would be a feat I would love to see.

Just because she's faking dude doesn't mean she's not aroused. If that's what you're looking for then it's no wonder you git 'r done every time.
2006-08-30 02:18:02 PM  
Dovienya.... making your nipples suddenly erect during your fake orgasm would be a feat I would love to see.

When I'm aroused, my nipples are pretty much always erect. Hell, they're erect now, and I'm barely even horny.
2006-08-30 02:18:29 PM  
Gothnet, I just broke a VERY long dry spell, so there is hope for you out there. I know what my orgasms are much more intense when I do my exercises. Kicksmile, BDSM isn't for everyone, nor is a sub/dom relationship. This doesn't mean it's wrong, it just means it's different. Many of those folks that you are debasing are in monogamous, caring, fulfilling relationships that wouldn't dream of asking their partner to do something that was going to harm them in any aspect. Again, it may not be right for you, but it could be right for me.
2006-08-30 02:23:23 PM  

Oh I know, and the first year of this 'dry spell' was self imposed anyway. It's just the three months since then that have driven me half insane!
2006-08-30 02:28:12 PM  
Try going a year and a half, Goth! That was self imposed too as I was sick of men. The only problem is that I have a "ahem" healthy drive so to speak. It's a darn good thing that my new guy is a morning and night man! He'd take it at noon if we could do it in his squad car and not get caught.
/damn video cameras
//yeah handcuffs
///Treat me like the naughty girl I am, Officer!
2006-08-30 02:34:26 PM  
2006-08-30 02:36:09 PM  
Only a year and a half, hoo-wee-baby? After being with someone for 5 years I went a staggering 8 years until the next serious relationship, with "encounters" in between I could probably count on both hands...maybe both hands and a few toes.

Needless to say, the current girlfriend is definitely not left wanting.
2006-08-30 02:40:30 PM  
WOW! I have been divorced eight years, and had encounters too, but this one and a half year deal was no encounters at all. Now, ceiling cat was more than likely watching me, but no partners. I am a happy gal with the new guy. He is really a wonderful guy who anticipates my needs. He also carries a gun at all times and that is a nice thing when you've been a single mom with a baseball bat for years!
2006-08-30 02:40:51 PM  
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My hymen is bleeding!!
2006-08-30 02:44:19 PM  
Barking and hoo-wee, at this point an 'encounter' would be just fine :)
2006-08-30 02:48:12 PM  
Ah bugrit, I'm talking about sexual frustration on the internets again aren't I?

must get on with some damn work....
2006-08-30 02:49:33 PM  
Gothnet: " this point an 'encounter' would be just fine"

Are you hitting on me?
2006-08-30 02:51:29 PM  
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2006-08-30 02:52:13 PM  
Yeah, was gonna say, I didn't mean that to come across like I was after an encounter with the two of you...

oops, ain't the english language great?
2006-08-30 02:52:24 PM  
I feel you here in Dallas! At some point the encounters kind of lose their appeal as I need someone to talk to and hold onto after the "encounter". If he's not hitting on you, Barking Pumpkin, I will!
/Oh, Oh, Oh, jumping up and down
//Pick me, pick me!
///Hee hee
2006-08-30 02:55:19 PM  
Dallas Huh?

I spent a few months in Dallas a couple of years back, had I known there was a frustrated farkette out there...
Nah, just kidding, had a girl back home and am not the unfaithful type.
2006-08-30 02:55:39 PM  
*eyes boggling at the thought of multiple-months of abstinence*

All I can think of is - Just Say YES!

/i would have to invent the Sex Corps, and volunteer immediately
//i had a late start, i've missed out enough already!
2006-08-30 02:56:42 PM  
Gothnet I now have perverted threesome thoughts in my head.

I am also developing a wee crush on BarkingPumpkin. Thank you TF for livening up what was almost a dreary, dull afternoon.
2006-08-30 03:01:43 PM  
Holy hell, where was this thread when I was single and lonely?
2006-08-30 03:02:04 PM  
Always pleased to put thoughts of perverted threesomes into a lady's head!
2006-08-30 03:04:58 PM  
I love watching this sorta thing happen. XD
2006-08-30 03:05:57 PM  

2006-08-30 03:06:58 PM  
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
2006-08-30 03:09:09 PM  
I feel all warm and fuzzy in certain areas.

/haven't shaved the nether regions in a few days
2006-08-30 03:09:50 PM  
Actually, today is my last day at work as my contract has come to an end so it's a good way to waste the day with pay! Threesomes, yeah!
2006-08-30 03:10:11 PM  
crankychick: Join the club! I've had a crush on BarkingPumpkin for a while now.

2006-08-30 03:13:27 PM  
If my police officer doesn't work out, Gothnet, I may be able to help you with your encounters.
2006-08-30 03:14:57 PM  
*looks at what he's created*

/This has been a fun thread...kept me entertained all day
////Wants to see all the redlights on TF. Any TFer care to sponsor
//More than just a slashwhore...
2006-08-30 03:15:59 PM  
Certainly not TMI :)

/is on the wrong side of the atlantic but hell...
2006-08-30 03:16:45 PM  
last day at work

Contract to fark at work?

/Now what?
2006-08-30 03:19:28 PM  
I like to travel Gothnet! Whoooweee! Meenkya, I'm not sure what I'll do although I am going to take a week or so off and I am going to San Antonio on the 8-10th. I guess I'll just Fark at home, but it's not as much fun as I am paid here.
/i like Fark
//I like to fark off, especially at work
2006-08-30 03:19:38 PM  
Now I'm blushing, Farkie von Farkenstiel.

I say we all trade WIE for BIE. E-mail orgy, anyone?

/did I just say that?
2006-08-30 03:21:53 PM  
Well this has been fun boys and girls, but now it's time for me to go home.

What a thoroughly enjoyable thread. Be seein ya hoo-wee and Barking.
2006-08-30 03:22:19 PM  
I have been to London and thought it was great although ya'll do talk funny! I watch BBC World News every morning on the BBC channel, so I get to see what's happening in your neck of the woods.
2006-08-30 03:22:54 PM  
Oh I like to travel too ;)
2006-08-30 03:24:14 PM  
Hey! What about me?! Flip coins, remember? And that is the least of my skills. Sigh.......

Man, I'm always picked last at the orgies.
2006-08-30 03:25:15 PM  
Sorry, Barking, I'm still a n00bie, what the heck does WIE and BIE mean?
2006-08-30 03:27:00 PM  
LMAO, FarkinHostile
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