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(Yahoo)   Iraqi guy says he was required to change his T-shirt before boarding a plane. This, of course, was JUST AS BAD as living in a regime where he might be gassed or thrown into a paper shredder   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2006-08-30 12:52:23 AM  
You're a farking idiot, submitter, if you don't think it's completely ridiculous that they made him change his shirt.
 
2006-08-30 1:09:33 AM  
They usually insist that I change my underwear before I board the plane, but for a completely different reason.
 
2006-08-30 1:31:53 AM  
I think that most of fascism is just petty little crap like this...people with a little bit of power using it to "punish" the people they don't like.

Now "Fascism" with a capital "F" goes a wee bit past that, obviously. But these buttwipes (and the submitter) are perfect illustrations of the fascist mentality (minus gas chambers and stuff).
 
2006-08-30 1:33:20 AM  
It's OK for us to do bad things because other people do worse things
 
2006-08-30 1:45:20 AM  
Just move back to Iraq then, if you dont like it hear.

On that note, I'm off to watch some Nascar.
 
2006-08-30 3:03:07 AM  
Glad to see the bar for democracy and freedom has been set so low.
 
2006-08-30 7:38:14 AM  
FTFA The American-Arab Anti-discrimination Committee said the U.S. Transportation Department and the Transportation Security Administration were also investigating the incident after the committee lodged complaints on behalf of Jarrar.

American-Arab Anti-discrimination Committee
???

WTF is that? Is that what we've come to? When do I get my own anti-discrimination committee? What's it goign to take? Get over it people. You can thank your Saudi Arabian friends for all this, not blame the people flying for being a little nervous. We weren't nervous prior to 9/11, but now we are. If it means you change your t-shirt, that's not much to ask. We can't read what it says, even if you say that the English version is the same. We don't know that.

/Yeah, I went there
 
2006-08-30 9:01:19 AM  
I really need to grow out my beard and get a tshirt like that for my next flight. Yeah, I make my own fun…
 
2006-08-30 10:02:05 AM  
/Yeah, I went there

Please don't come back.
 
2006-08-30 10:17:54 AM  
I think it's rather silly that they made the guy change his shirt.

Having established that, I also think this guy needs a reality check:

"I grew up and spent all my life living under authoritarian regimes and I know that these things happen. But I'm shocked that they happened to me here, in the U.S."

Grow up, asshat.

Oh well. I suppose this may be a good sign in that Iraq is learning about democracy Western-style: Blame someone else for your own behavior, pretend you're the center of the universe and sue, sue sue if you don't get your way.
 
2006-08-30 10:58:59 AM  
His shirt read "We will not be silent." Obviously, this guy was flying business class. In First Class you may speak. In business, you must be silent. They just didn't want him inciting a rebellion of business class travellers. Its just common sense.

They made me remove my smelly shoes before my last flight, just because some idiot tried to light his. And they put me through a Smell-o-Vision detector of some sort. Man, I wish I just had to put up with being killed randomly by the government, but sniffing me is going too far.
 
2006-08-30 11:06:09 AM  
I'll take fascism and KGB-wannabe airport rent-an-investigators for $500, Alex.


This is reprehensible. The America I once knew is now inundated with authoritarian neo-fascism.

Beria would be proud.
 
2006-08-30 11:10:42 AM  
Change your underwear, submitter. You smell like shiat.
 
2006-08-30 11:12:47 AM  
This incident proves that 9/11 was an unqualified succcess from an operational standpoint, and the on AQ will be remebered by as a masterstroke. The attack that destroyed over 200 years of personal freedom.
 
2006-08-30 11:14:38 AM  
They hate our..........freedom?
 
2006-08-30 11:15:54 AM  
So can words on shirts only be in English now? Would they make someone change their shirt if it had a French word or Spanish word on it? Just checking.
 
2006-08-30 11:24:41 AM  
I've been thrown into a paper shredder and nothing bad happened. I only received a bruise on my shoulder. So what is the big deal?
 
2006-08-30 11:30:14 AM  
Mr. Clarence Butterworth

The attack that destroyed over 200 years of personal freedom.

What if your family was on a plane with one of these radical muslim idiots...and they were all killed? Woul that bother you?

Personally I don't mind losing the "freedom" of wearing a t-shirt or the "freedom" of carrying shampoo on a plane if it means I get to arrive at my destination in one piece.
 
2006-08-30 11:34:23 AM  
If the terrorist can figure out how to blow a plane up with a T-shirt, they deserve to win.
 
2006-08-30 11:35:47 AM  
ZIONIST1836: Personally I don't mind losing the "freedom" of wearing a t-shirt or the "freedom" of carrying shampoo on a plane if it means I get to arrive at my destination in one piece.

How does a t-shirt threaten that outcome?
 
2006-08-30 11:37:23 AM  
ZIONIST1836: Personally I don't mind losing the "freedom" of wearing a t-shirt or the "freedom" of carrying shampoo on a plane if it means I get to arrive at my destination in one piece.


Because of course those are the only choices when flying.
You see you get two choices A) hassle any brown colored person, make them change their clothes, interrogate etc. or B) DIE

/I am so scared =(
 
2006-08-30 11:39:08 AM  
What if your family was on a plane with one of these radical muslim idiots...and they were all killed? Woul that bother you?

Personally I don't mind losing the "freedom" of wearing a t-shirt or the "freedom" of carrying shampoo on a plane if it means I get to arrive at my destination in one piece.


Of course you don't, the "good German" mindset of you and the likes of you allows you to sleep at night in relative peace.

People like you are always trade in ancillary freedoms because some guy in a suit says "TERRA, TERRA, TERRA!".
 
2006-08-30 11:39:59 AM  
bdesign
You're a farking idiot, submitter, if you don't think it's completely ridiculous that they made him change his shirt.


No, you're a farking idiot if you don't think it is completely ridiculous to compare being asked to change your shirt with being thrown in jail, tortured and killed for speaking your mind.

/not the subby
 
2006-08-30 11:40:17 AM  
mediaho

How does a t-shirt threaten that outcome?

Who knows? I am sure that the guy was being profiled and the t-shirt just gave them a reason to profile him. The t-shirt sent a message that this guy may be up to something.

My point is, everyone cries about losing "freedom" and rights, I think I have the right to live and if that means that middle eastern men with arabic on their t-shirts get profiled, so be it.
 
2006-08-30 11:41:21 AM  
Mr. Clarence Butterworth
This is reprehensible. The America I once knew is now inundated with authoritarian neo-fascism.


So AGAIN I will ask, why are you not in a Halliburton run detention camp?
 
2006-08-30 11:45:16 AM  
I am flying to Atlanta this weekend. Can't wait to show off my I HAVE A BOMB IN MY CARRYON t-shirt.
 
2006-08-30 11:46:43 AM  
superdolfan1

If it means you change your t-shirt, that's not much to ask.

If you were to wear a shirt claiming that you're the Messiah, could I ask you to change it? Since, you know, a while back, some crazy white guy in America built a compound, formed a militia, took children for wives, and got into a nice big shootout with the government. And really, we wouldn't want to frighten the people minding their own business on the streets by causing them to think you might be Koresh v2.0, what with you fitting the profile of a dumbfark whitebread American nut and all.

/Yeah, I went there
//But unlike you, I don't suck as a result
///Your "Rules of Engagement" don't apply to me
////Much like the globally accepted RoE don't apply to Bush and the war you support
 
2006-08-30 11:49:54 AM  
ZIONIST1836: My point is, everyone cries about losing "freedom" and rights, I think I have the right to live and if that means that middle eastern men with arabic on their t-shirts get profiled, so be it.

You do not have the right to live. You were never guaranteed it, there are no mechanisms in the Constitution to protect it. You will eventually die, and the government is not obliged to care.

The rights that are enshrined in the Constitution trump your right to survival. Tough noogies.
 
2006-08-30 11:52:20 AM  
Drakkenmaw
You do not have the right to live. You were never guaranteed it, there are no mechanisms in the Constitution to protect it. You will eventually die, and the government is not obliged to care.
The rights that are enshrined in the Constitution trump your right to survival. Tough noogies.


and you don't have a right to fly on an airplane or a right to wear whatever you want on an airplane. If the dude doesn't want to take off the t-shirt then get on another airline or drive or take a boat. Quit crying about losing your rights unless you are locked up for wearing the t-shirt.
 
2006-08-30 11:57:30 AM  
A coworker of mine asked me the other day why I'm against this sort of stuff. I told him it's because people's freedoms are being taken away. I don't want to wait til it happens to me before I start caring because it promotes the idea that the only person's freedoms you should be concerned about are your own.

Then he asked me what I would think if New York was nuked as a result of "leniency"; I wake up one morning and terrorists somehow managed to obliterate Manhattan. I told him I'd cry for the dead but be comforted by the fact that I still have all of my rights. And if I were in the city at the time, I told him he'd better appreciate my sacrific by not reacting to my death by taking away the freedoms of others.

If I die at the hand of terrorists and my death is used to justify the removal of rights/freedoms, I'm haunting all you farking cowards.
 
2006-08-30 12:01:31 PM  
Hang On Voltaire: I am flying to Atlanta this weekend. Can't wait to show off my I HAVE A BOMB IN MY CARRYON t-shirt.

If they let the airlines run airport security, instead of insisting on plunging the government's fumbling hand into the mess, I'm sure you could find an airline that would allow you on with all the other people who don't care. The paranoid individuals who would rather pay an increased amount for paranoid-level security that would keep someone from flying just because they're wearing a shirt with squiggles on it could meanwhile fly on ParanoidAir.

And then I wouldn't be forced by reasons of "security" (in response to an event that killed less people than drunk driving did in a year) to pay for billions of dollars' worth of "government intercession" in terrorism prevention (far more than is spent on stopping drunk drivers).

Funny how the Republican agenda in this is big government. I'd much prefer small government and privatization. Every time the TSA or DHS overreacts and shuts down an airport or lands a plane for no good reason it wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars in airline money. No wonder they can't turn a profit.
 
2006-08-30 12:02:35 PM  
Hang On Voltaire: I am flying to Atlanta this weekend. Can't wait to show off my I HAVE A BOMB IN MY CARRYON t-shirt.

just wear your "USA is the greatest" in aribic script tshirt instead, should have the same effect.
 
2006-08-30 12:04:20 PM  
Hang On Voltaire: and you don't have a right to fly on an airplane or a right to wear whatever you want on an airplane.

The airline indeed has the right to deny entrance or business. When you start involving the government, however, you get into federal regulation of speech, or assembly, or whatever other rights they keep violating.

Get the government out of it, and I wouldn't care.
 
2006-08-30 12:05:13 PM  
Drakkenmaw: ParanoidAir.

heh, they could restrain all passengers naked to their chairs, all these the keyboard commandos would finally feel safe to fly.
 
2006-08-30 12:07:41 PM  
I'M SHOCKED!! Are you trying to tell me that an owner of in establishment or a provider of a service actually has a say on who they work for? And what conditions they work in??

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2006-08-30 12:13:16 PM  
I was on a domestic flight in 2004 where, before taking off, a stewardess asked who a bag sitting alone in a seat belonged to. Then she read the name tag on the bag: "Is Mohommad here? Can Mohammad please come claim this bag?"

Just then, a middle-eastern woman came out of the bathroom and took possession of it. I eyed her warily the entire trip, as did a number of people.
 
2006-08-30 12:13:38 PM  
Drakkenmaw: Get the government out of it, and I wouldn't care.

Correctamundo.
 
2006-08-30 12:17:33 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph: Just then, a middle-eastern woman came out of the bathroom and took possession of it. I eyed her warily the entire trip, as did a number of people.

You do know that Muhammad (or any of the other English transliterations) is the most common name on the planet, right? It means "praised one." It is also used for women, under the femininization "Muhammada." Which sounds very similar to Muhammad.

See? A little knowledge and the fear seems far less reasonable.
 
2006-08-30 12:27:02 PM  
Drakkenmaw: You do know that Muhammad (or any of the other English transliterations) is the most common name on the planet, right?

Yes I did. It'd be nice to think I could just look at an unclaimed bag on an airplane marked Muhammad, and then take a little nap, but I can't.

If it helps, I got a postal employee written up for giving a middle-eastern student grief when he was trying to mail a package. He was making rude comments at the student's expense to try to get a laugh out of the rest of people in line.
 
2006-08-30 12:31:41 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph: It'd be nice to think I could just look at an unclaimed bag on an airplane marked Muhammad, and then take a little nap, but I can't.

I'd be more likely to relax at an unclaimed bag marked Muhammad. Think about it: you're a terrorist, trying to get something onto a plane. You realize that Americans are currently irrationally-paranoid about anything with a Middle Eastern cultural bent. Do you put "Muhammad" on the bomb, or "Jessica Smith"?

I'm inclined to believe that, even if someone IS going to blow themselves up, they aren't quite that dumb.
 
2006-08-30 12:36:39 PM  
At some point, common sense needs to become more... ummm... common. Was the t-shirt a danger to anyone? No. Did the guy really need to wear his political statement on a plane filled with people who are already on edge about such things? No. Did security overreact? Yes. Was the guy a dipshiat for calling the US a totalitarian regime? Yes.

look, they were idiots for making the guy change his shirt, but it's not at all the same thing as being jailed and having your feet beaten with a golf club or having jumper cables attached to your nuts. We're a long way from living under the conditions that exist under actual totalitarian regimes.

 
2006-08-30 12:37:29 PM  
Using that logic, a bomber should just write "BOMB" on their suitcases, because, if you think about it, surely he wouldn't be that stupid.
 
2006-08-30 12:42:20 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph: Using that logic, a bomber should just write "BOMB" on their suitcases, because, if you think about it, surely he wouldn't be that stupid.

In chess or other strategy games, you have to think about what your opponent thinks you'll be doing and compensate.

Unfortunately, most people don't play strategy games and take things at absolute face value. Which is why you were paranoid about a bag marked "Muhammad" despite it being tactically ignorant to actually mark it one and you get arrested for joking about bombs at the airport no matter how silly or nonsensical the joke actually is when compared to actual explosives. A terrorist marking their bomb with "BOMB" would only work if people were actually logically considering their responses, instead of doing straight emotional herd behavior.
 
2006-08-30 12:56:27 PM  
Drakkenmaw: In chess or other strategy games, you have to think about what your opponent thinks you'll be doing and compensate. Unfortunately, most people don't play strategy games and take things at absolute face value... A terrorist marking their bomb with "BOMB" would only work if people were actually logically considering their responses, instead of doing straight emotional herd behavior.

Sorry, but that's pretty stupid.

And I was ranked 3rd in a group of 18 playing blitz chess. I'm assuming from your responses that you like to play with no time limit (5th out of 34).
 
2006-08-30 1:08:38 PM  
Totalitarainism and fascism don't happen overnight, any informed population would revolt, immediately. It's years of incrementalism. People didn't go to bed one night and wake up in Nazi Germany the next, it started officially in 1933.
 
2006-08-30 1:16:09 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph: And I was ranked 3rd in a group of 18 playing blitz chess. I'm assuming from your responses that you like to play with no time limit (5th out of 34).

Oh, I don't play chess. I prefer Diplomacy, Settlers of Catan, and other games where manipulating the emotional state of the other players is an important aspect of strategy. I was just using it as an example that everyone is generally aware of.

The statement still applies, though. You being afraid of a bag marked Muhammad has nothing to do with rational tactical analysis, and everything to do with straight emotional response. Those who actually tactically analyze the situation would be far more concerned with bags marked with innocuous names or other cues meant to disguise the payload as something not to be concerned with. Perhaps if everyone did that then there would be a response to the analysis, a further ploy of hiding things in plain sight by making them obvious as if they were a joke, but that's overplanning when you can currently bypass peoples' suspicions just by slipping between their stereotypes. I've won more games or Risk or Settlers just by playing people off the "obvious threats" until I have the situation I need to make my subtle threat obvious.
 
2006-08-30 1:24:32 PM  
Drakkenmaw: You being afraid of a bag marked Muhammad has nothing to do with rational tactical analysis, and everything to do with straight emotional response. Those who actually tactically analyze the situation would be far more concerned with bags marked with innocuous names or other cues meant to disguise the payload as something not to be concerned with.

I'll tell you what, then... I'll keep being wary of unclaimed bags on airplanes with Muhammad written on them, and you be wary of all the other ones, since that makes you smarter.

/???
 
2006-08-30 1:45:03 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph: I'll keep being wary of unclaimed bags on airplanes with Muhammad written on them, and you be wary of all the other ones, since that makes you smarter.

Actually, I don't worry about any bags at all - since the chance of me dying from the actions of a friend or family member is exponentially greater, and I don't worry about them, so worrying about something that has killed a little over 3,000 people out of the nearly three-hundred million in the United States in the past five years (making the odds of death approximately 1-in-500,000 for each year, declining as time passes) is a little silly. You're more likely to be killed by lightning, your pet, a swarm of venemous insects, an earthquake, or a plain old non-terrorist-related plane crash. If you aren't meaningfully afraid of those when slight possible indications of them come around, it makes little sense to be "terrorized" by terrorists.

I'm just saying that if you ARE afraid of rolling snake eyes on that one-in-half-a-million chance, you have more to be worried about from the things that are actually sneaky instead of blatant. Sneaky has a better chance of actually succeeding, because it takes advantage of the fact that you're all focused on the blatant when the blatant is generally just normal people doing normal things when not viewed under the supposition of stereotypes.
 
2006-08-30 1:55:33 PM  
Drakkenmaw

Oh, I don't play chess. I prefer Diplomacy, Settlers of Catan, and other games where manipulating the emotional state of the other players is an important aspect of strategy. living in your mom's basement is important.
 
2006-08-30 2:00:25 PM  
2006-08-30 11:30:14 AM ZIONIST1836 - Personally I don't mind losing the "freedom" of wearing a t-shirt or the "freedom" of carrying shampoo on a plane if it means I get to arrive at my destination in one piece.


/pussy
 
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