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(Reuters)   Actual headline: "Alcohol shots cut withdrawal in alcoholic patients." In related news, opium shots reduce withdrawal in heroin addicts   (today.reuters.com) divider line
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357 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 29 Aug 2006 at 4:36 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2006-08-29 3:09:25 PM  
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Most drug withdrawal symptoms can be avoided by consuming more of the drug, more at 11.
 
2006-08-29 3:11:55 PM  
Wow, I just realized we're breathing OXYGEN, submitter, hey WOW!~
 
2006-08-29 3:18:57 PM  
I firmly believe that the team that wins the Super Bowl this year will have beaten the team they were playing against.
 
2006-08-29 3:32:11 PM  
16% of patients in non-emergency surgeries have withdrawl symptoms? You'd assume that means borderline alcoholics could wean themselves off beforehand...putting the rate of alcoholism among adults near 20%??

Wow
 
2006-08-29 3:33:21 PM  
I remember calling a friend of mine that was in the hospital after being hit by a car leaving the bar. He was a complete alcoholic that lived within walking distance to his favorite establishment. The nurse I spoke with was a little reticent, at first, by finally told me that he was having a difficult time.

"I believe he was drinking A LOT of alcohol prior to this accident", he said.

I confirmed this: "Oh yeah. He was drinking A LOT of alcohol before this accident. Daily. For years."

Basically, the recovery from alcohol seemed to be the worst complication he suffered; I mean, he suffered several broken bones, but the delirium and psychosis that he suffered alarmed them more than anything else.
 
LWX
2006-08-29 4:42:46 PM  
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2006-08-29 4:49:13 PM  
Who funds this crap?
 
2006-08-29 4:57:58 PM  
crayz:
"16% of patients in non-emergency surgeries have withdrawl symptoms? You'd assume that means borderline alcoholics could wean themselves off beforehand...putting the rate of alcoholism among adults near 20%??

Wow"


Heh. Alternatively, the sedate lifestyles and constant alcohol intake is positively corrolated with needing non-emergecy surgery.
 
2006-08-29 5:42:38 PM  
If they want to do tests about increasing alcohol consumption I'll volunteer.
 
2006-08-29 6:14:04 PM  
opium shots? does submitter have any idea what they are talking about?
 
2006-08-29 6:29:48 PM  
its practice is limited "almost exclusively to surgeons and surgical subspecialists."

I didn't know there were so many alcoholic surgeons.
 
2006-08-29 6:54:53 PM  
Major Thomb
I didn't know there were so many alcoholic surgeons.

Actually there appear to be plenty of surgeons who are addicted to all kinds of stuff. High pressure jobs and all that.

But I think you misunderstood the quote. They are not talking about the parctice of being addicted but the practice of using alcohol to prevent alcohol withdrawal syndrome in a medical context.
 
2006-08-29 7:26:33 PM  
Loki-L: But I think you misunderstood the quote. They are not talking about the parctice of being addicted but the practice of using alcohol to prevent alcohol withdrawal syndrome in a medical context.


No, I didn't misunderstand the quote. I was making a bad pun.
 
2006-08-29 7:53:52 PM  
I'm a social worker in a nursing home, and hospitals frequently send me info on alcoholics that they are looking for placement for.(Usually men with dementia in their 50's, who look 85). On the rare occasion we do accept someone, we demand that the hospital dry them out first. The hospital does not want to fool with DT's - I've seen "prophylactic beer" ordered many times, so the hospital can avoid DT's all together.
 
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