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(Some Guy)   Stupid: Commit crime. Stupider: Run from police. FARK: Bust in and try to hide in a cop's home   ( divider line
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3757 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2006 at 1:41 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-08-29 01:44:10 PM  
But it's the last place they would ever expect! Genius!
2006-08-29 01:44:18 PM  
He fired and didn`t hit anyone? Wow, crack sharpshooters on that force I guess.
2006-08-29 01:45:17 PM  
How about:
Stupid: This headline
Stupider: This cliche
FARK: This being the fourth time over the past two days to use a tired, busted-ass cliche
2006-08-29 01:47:48 PM  
Journalism is dead.
2006-08-29 01:48:28 PM  
Budz: He fired and didn`t hit anyone? Wow, crack sharpshooters on that force I guess.

Reminds me of that scene in Pulp Fiction where the guys comes out of the room empties his gun and doesn't hit anyone. Bravo! He'll probably get a medal.
2006-08-29 01:54:09 PM  
2006-08-29 02:00:47 PM  
if it's stupid, and stupider, shouldn't it be stupidest instead of FARK? ... or are you saying Fark is "stupidest"?
2006-08-29 02:12:16 PM  
Thank you! Thank you!! Ladies and gentlemen, this farker has popped his cherry!!! MY FIRST APPROVED SUBMISSION!!

And nothing you say, B-C-S, is going to take the post-coital glow off my face!!

/I happen to like that tired, busted cliche
//Yes CorDarei, that was a lame attempt at subtle humor
/// my first wife said on our wedding night...."is that it?"
2006-08-29 02:14:58 PM  
Yeah I agree with everyone on here, the whole, stupid, stupider, fark thing has been well over done. You people need to come up with something better.

/And "you people" is meant to be racist.
//against which race is for you to decide
2006-08-29 02:15:44 PM  
BoilermakerSpartanCardinal: ...fourth time over the past two days to use a tired, busted-ass cliche

Hi there! Welcome to Please enjoy your flight.
2006-08-29 02:25:34 PM  
Stupid: Submitting a dumb headline with your article

Stupider: You know fark is full of this garbage, but you submit anyways

FARK: Your submission is greenlit anyways in can what only be described as a desperate attempt to drive people from this site and take focus away from the actually decent headlines.
2006-08-29 02:58:06 PM  
If youre commiting a crime, its not at all stupid to run from the police.
2006-08-29 03:03:44 PM  
2006-08-29 03:07:16 PM  
nottheman: If youre commiting a crime, its not at all stupid to run from the police.

And many crimes aren't stupid to commit in the first place. Too damn many laws anyway--who can keep track?
2006-08-29 03:07:56 PM  
haha huchipapa

congrats on your first greenlight :P my was earlier in the month and now i'm up to two greenlights!

/woo for the greenlight virgins.
//boo for haters of greenlight virgins.
2006-08-29 03:19:54 PM  
Something like this happened when I was in highschool. Some guy robbed a bank in NH, led the police on a chase all the way to Salem, MA, busted into a house and took the occupants hostage. The occupants turned out to be twin four-year-old boys and their dad, a corrections officer with a neck thicker than his head. He never stood a chance.
2006-08-29 04:24:17 PM  
The number of comments on this greenlight compared to every other one should be enough to tell you that this headline sucked balls. You are not cool.
2006-08-29 09:58:51 PM  
About twenty years ago in Mobile (Ala) a particular city official was suspected of corruption. He being in a position to know whether the police were watching him or not, and also to avoid any hint of political shenanigans, the FBI were tailing him rather than the local cops. On the second day of surveillance the subject burglarized a house.

One of the FBI agents house.

Fark was not in existence, else it would have been somebody's greenlight, for sure.
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