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(Yahoo)   How to be a liberal blogger: 1) Request an interview with John Bolton. 2) Snivel when he ignores you. 3) Write a looooong HuffPost article -- not about Bolton, but about yourself and your sniveling   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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397 clicks; posted to Politics » on 23 Aug 2006 at 1:31 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2006-08-23 10:56:11 AM  
Were you forced to read it?

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Jesus, ya big crybaby. Shut the hell up.
 
2006-08-23 11:00:19 AM  
Stupid whining biatch.

Most politicians try to limit their interview time to legitimate news sources.
 
2006-08-23 11:03:42 AM  
I would read this, if it wouldn't take time away from reading this blog whining about anti-christian discrimination . . . .

http://fromthemorning.blogspot.com/2005/04/legalized-discrimination-against.ht ml
 
2006-08-23 11:06:34 AM  
Calmamity: Were you forced to read it?

I tried to, but decided I'd rather introduce the writer to my little friend the new paragraph.
 
2006-08-23 11:07:08 AM  
All this doesn't change the fact that John Bolton sucks. Hard.
 
2006-08-23 11:07:32 AM  
AtheistPreacher: Most politicians try to limit their interview time to legitimate news sources except John Bolton who grants interviews to wingnut bloggers.

/fixed
 
2006-08-23 11:11:10 AM  
Actually, I was surprised at the lack of an Emo video here.
 
2006-08-23 11:18:21 AM  
A blogger with an over-developed sense of self-importance? Do tell!
 
2006-08-23 11:22:04 AM  
Sounds like O'Reilly every damn night.

"Now I invited [judge whose decision was based on sound law and precedent] to The Factor to talk about his crazy activist opinion that [hurts America / persecutes Christians / helps rape children], but as expected, he was too much of a coward to come on my show so I could bleat at him and edit the interview down to make it look like I handed his ass to him."
 
2006-08-23 11:43:56 AM  
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I didn't think that much sand could fit into his vagina.
 
2006-08-23 11:52:54 AM  
I just now realized I love the word "snivel" and I don't use it nearly enough.

/Didn't RTFA. Bloggers are stupid. *snivel*
 
2006-08-23 12:00:03 PM  
Well shiat, if it's that farking easy...
 
2006-08-23 12:00:08 PM  
^p ^p ^p ^p ^p - there ya go, buddy.
 
2006-08-23 12:17:52 PM  
Hey, blogger. What you are doing is called stalking, not requesting an interview.
 
2006-08-23 12:24:00 PM  
Wow, even if it had individual paragraphs it could still be summarized thusly: "I AM A WHINY FARKING BIATCH!"

That whole thing read like someone who was stoned was attempting to tell a story about how, like, this one time she couldn't get an interview with our UN ambassador.
 
2006-08-23 12:33:57 PM  
What are the ravings of some lunatic doing on Yahoo? Has anyone heard of this person before? Is it some kind of "famous" blogger or something?
 
2006-08-23 1:39:45 PM  
Hi everyone I am the master of the run-on sentence with lots of pointless links about garbage who can't be bothered to simply suck it up that I didn't get an interview with someone who was too busy dealing with affairs of state to talk to me about why he won't talk to certain bloggers!
 
2006-08-23 1:40:16 PM  
I couldn't get very far in. The formatting to that article sucks.
 
2006-08-23 1:42:24 PM  
GurneyHalleck:
"All this doesn't change the fact that John Bolton sucks. Hard."

Wah. You're just jealous because Chuck Norris calls John Bolton to ask permission.
 
2006-08-23 1:43:27 PM  
I'd like to say that liberal and conservative bloggers, and the people who read them, all suck at life.
 
2006-08-23 1:45:20 PM  
The best way to get an interview with Bolton is to be a semi-hot right wing chick who had a breast job.

Pam at Atlas Shrugs is the model example.
 
2006-08-23 1:51:00 PM  
So, it takes a Supergirl outfit to get an interview with John Bolton?.........

No. But it helps.


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2006-08-23 2:08:13 PM  
Left wing - right wing - it takes two wings to fly!
*cue the twinkly music and rainbow animation*
 
2006-08-23 2:13:28 PM  
The Bush administration's chosen journalists -- Sean Hannity and Pam "Atlas"
The Bush administration has adopted an array of tactics to control the news, from threatening journalists with criminal prosecution to paying pundits and manufacturing and distributing propaganda videos disguised as taped news segments. One such tactic, used with increasing frequency and obviousness, is that when Bush officials need to do an interview in order to address some brewing crisis, they will sit with only the most sycophantic and Bush-loving "journalists" who will shower them with praise and adoration in lieu of scrutiny and real questions.

[...]

But all of that pales in comparison to the fact that U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, on Saturday, in the middle of the most pressing crisis the U.N. has faced since he was appointed to that position, decided to sit for an hour-long, one-on-one "interview" and chose as his journalistic interrogator . . . LGF commenter Pamela "Atlas" Oshry of the blog AtlasShrugs, whose views are so far outside of what is mainstream, in equal parts inane and despicable, that it would be impossible to describe fully.
 
2006-08-23 4:27:32 PM  
pontechango: But all of that pales in comparison to the fact that U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, on Saturday, in the middle of the most pressing crisis the U.N. has faced since he was appointed to that position, decided to sit for an hour-long, one-on-one "interview" and chose as his journalistic interrogator . . . LGF commenter Pamela "Atlas" Oshry of the blog AtlasShrugs, whose views are so far outside of what is mainstream, in equal parts inane and despicable, that it would be impossible to describe fully.

And in related news, Bill Clinton sat down for an hour-long interview just before his term ended with Dan Rather--not Rush Limbaugh.

You actually seem SURPRISED that anyone might be reluctant to grant an interview to an openly hostile journalist or publication. How many interviews did Clinton give, say, National Review or Worldnet Daily?
 
2006-08-23 4:37:39 PM  
How to be a conservative blogger:

1) Eat the official memo from the RNC/Rove.
2) Regurgitate it ad nauseam.
 
2006-08-23 4:49:36 PM  
Are the bloggers confusing themselves with "journalists" again?

You have to get a good chuckle from that, they genuinely can't understand why their 20,000 readership (nipped from dKos/Freep/Huff/wherever) doesn't get them a gold invitation to interview whoever they want.
 
2006-08-23 8:41:00 PM  
How to be a conservative blogger:
1) get on all fours
2) bleat
 
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