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(Some Guy)   "Rap music blamed for teen pregnancy." Proof that the rhythm method doesn't work   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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strangeguitar
2006-08-22 8:29:00 PM  
That's stupid.
It's black penises that are to blame.
/One-way, please.
 
D2T
2006-08-22 8:53:23 PM  
strangeguitar: That's stupid.
It's black penises that are to blame.
/One-way, please.

But strides have been made with the 'Give a Brotha a Basketball' program...

"Keep 'em on the courts, and out of her shorts"

/i keed
 
President Raygun
2006-08-22 9:24:29 PM  
Is there any evil we can not blame on Rap?

Holocaust - rappers
H-Bomb - rappers
According to Jim - rappers

I'm setting traps outside my house right now. I'm baiting all the traps with Grillz and Bling Bling.

/OH yeah boy! Get me a ticket!
 
Gabbo is Fabbo
2006-08-22 9:33:14 PM  
Oh snap!
 
aenimation
2006-08-22 9:33:22 PM  
Rhythm Method?


/Neil Peart unavailable for comment...
//True Rush fans know the Rhythm Method...
 
Darkridr
2006-08-22 9:36:07 PM  
I prefer the "Rhythm and Blues" method. The wife gets pregnant, but we get 70's funky doing it.
[insert Brothers Johnson soundtrack here]
 
Bondith
2006-08-22 9:36:34 PM  
Rap music killed my son...and raped my daughter!
 
Nowhereman
2006-08-22 9:36:43 PM  
Heh, my wife told me this joke.
What do you call people who use the rhythym method?

Parents!
 
watsun
2006-08-22 9:37:07 PM  
The Rhythm Method, for your enjoyment. (POPS)
 
edschurr
2006-08-22 9:37:19 PM  
The rhythm method does work, just not very well nor very reliably.

/and I base that on nothing. sounds plausible though
 
baorao
2006-08-22 9:37:22 PM  
In the same news stated differently, pregnant teens listen to rap music.
 
NittLion78
2006-08-22 9:38:03 PM  
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shadesofblack
2006-08-22 9:39:16 PM  
"Rap music Brown people's amoral culture blamed for teen pregnancy"

Let's be honest here.
 
Donald_McRonald
2006-08-22 9:39:59 PM  
President Raygun: Is there any evil we can not blame on Rap?

Holocaust - rappers

[image from images.amazon.com too old to be available]
 
Angry Llama
2006-08-22 9:41:05 PM  
I blame the Jewish rappers.

\Necro makes us all laugh.
\\Even all the pregnant hoochies.
\\\SUCKERS.
 
Malicious Bastard
2006-08-22 9:41:28 PM  
Jesus dissapproves of contraception
Jesus approves of teen pregnancy

Are both these statements true?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2006-08-22 9:43:09 PM  
"The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager."

-Sarah Silverman

She can get away with racial humor because she's so cute.
 
Wild EEP
2006-08-22 9:43:40 PM  
So if teens stop listening to rap music, they won't become pregnant? Incredible!

/why didn't someone think of this before?!
 
desolationrow
2006-08-22 9:44:42 PM  
The people who killed Jesus rapped in their spare time. And let's not forget, before rap came along, teenagers didn't get pregnant. They didn't smoke, swear or find members of the opposite sex attractive.
 
heinousjay
2006-08-22 9:45:06 PM  
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squishydrew
2006-08-22 9:45:19 PM  
aenimation

Dude, I'm listening to Geddy Lee's solo record right now!
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2006-08-22 9:47:09 PM  
My mom works at a hospital and it's common practice for a black girl to have at least 3 kids by the time she's 18, she says she sees it every day. It's just part of the culture, it seems.
 
mjsee
2006-08-22 9:47:20 PM  
I like the headline.

Submitter is a recovering Catholic?

/husband is a recovering Catholic//Married "out" (me!)///MIL will never forgive me
 
flavor of the month
2006-08-22 9:48:06 PM  
with their particular emphasis on sex and demeaning depictions of women

yeah. we should go back when the depictions were asexual and it was existence that was demeaning to women.
 
eden express
2006-08-22 9:48:29 PM  
Mugato: My mom works at a hospital

She must really be getting a kick out of these replies!
 
Strangiato
2006-08-22 9:49:13 PM  
aenimation:
Rhythm Method?

/Neil Peart unavailable for comment...
//True Rush fans know the Rhythm Method...

The question is, which meaning do you prefer? One is just as orgasmic as the other.
 
loworbit
2006-08-22 9:51:05 PM  
[image from img183.imageshack.us too old to be available]

From watsum's link.
 
Dread Pirate Slasher
2006-08-22 9:51:18 PM  
From watsun's link: How Does It Work?

If a couple doesn't have sex around the time of ovulation, the girl can't get pregnant. The trick is knowing when ovulation happens. Couples use a calendar, a thermometer to measure body temperature, a kit that tests the thickness of cervical mucus...

That sentence alone is enough to turn me off sex (for a minute anyway)
 
Boinkers
2006-08-22 9:52:53 PM  
Just keepin' it real, dawg. They should use the gogofunk rhytm method anyway, too busy crankin' to do the nasty. Sardines!
 
steve_cuz
2006-08-22 9:53:05 PM  
Maybe R. Kelly is solely responsible for the rise in teen pregnancy.
 
natetimm
2006-08-22 9:54:17 PM  
Too much indignation and not enough praising of the submitter.

/I laughed.
 
plutonium238
2006-08-22 9:54:34 PM  
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Oznog
2006-08-22 9:54:36 PM  
Creates a generation of asexuals, but genius asexuals:
[image from schoolhouserocklive.net too old to be available]
 
soy_bomb
2006-08-22 9:54:58 PM  
Stolen headline!!! Bad submitter! Bad, bad submitter.
 
plutonium238
2006-08-22 9:56:54 PM  
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Son of God
2006-08-22 9:56:55 PM  
Should have done the Rhythm & Blues method.
 
organizized
2006-08-22 9:57:04 PM  
Ha ha, nice corduroy pillow, submittar.
 
desolationrow
2006-08-22 9:57:07 PM  
If you're wondering about your development, don't try to compare yourself to your older brother or your best friend - they're probably at a different stage of development than you are anyway. The important thing to remember is that it's OK to not be a mirror image of the guy at the next urinal.

Holy crap.
 
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2006-08-22 9:57:44 PM  
Mugato: My mom works at a hospital and it's common practice for a black girl to have at least 3 kids by the time she's 18, she says she sees it every day. It's just part of the culture, it seems.

Apparently, your mom works at a hospital in a city. A hospital in Kentucky or W. Va would see the same thing, but with poor white kids.

It's the poor part, not the race part.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2006-08-22 9:58:05 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and blame sperm.
 
baorao
2006-08-22 9:59:14 PM  
Mugato: My mom works at a hospital and it's common practice for a black girl to have at least 3 kids by the time she's 18, she says she sees it every day. It's just part of the culture, it seems.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll ask my sisters where they are hiding theirs, since they are 21 and 22 and I have yet to see any of their combined six children.
 
Angry Llama
2006-08-22 9:59:16 PM  
Tony Flair will have none of this talk of asexuals...

[image from i94.photobucket.com too old to be available]

"Diamonds are forever, and so is Tony Flair!"
 
plutonium238
2006-08-22 9:59:34 PM  
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grinningdeamon
2006-08-22 10:00:39 PM  
That sentence alone is enough to turn me off sex

Dude, Nothing is hotter than cervical mucus. The thicker, the better.
 
aenimation
2006-08-22 10:01:14 PM  
Strangiato:


umm... good question
 
Blind_Io
2006-08-22 10:07:44 PM  
The real Rhythm Method

No pop, sorry. Clicky with the mouse-wheel, Firefox users.
 
Driver [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-08-22 10:09:33 PM  
I wonder how many youngun's can be blamed on the persuasion of Barry White cassettes?
 
Gothmolly
2006-08-22 10:10:07 PM  
Buttsecks?
 
aenimation
2006-08-22 10:14:44 PM  
Blind_Io


Hellz yea biatch! :)
 
plutonium238
2006-08-22 10:16:16 PM  
[image from img83.imageshack.us too old to be available]

Life is full of options!
 
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