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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-08-22 10:50:39 AM  
ATM machine? Is that where you put in your PIN number?
 
ArcadianRefugee
2006-08-22 11:08:29 AM  
The CraneMeister: ATM machine? Is that where you put in your PIN number?

Yes. Get over it.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-08-22 11:09:39 AM  
ArcadianRefugee: Get over it.

Maybe I'll distract myself by ordering the French Dip with au jus and the soup du jour of the day.
 
carrot
2006-08-22 11:31:54 AM  
Silly aussies.
 
lesliessexxy
2006-08-22 11:31:55 AM  
I love going to the Automated Teller Machine Machines.
 
LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH
2006-08-22 11:33:35 AM  
His new cell phone must have fudged up his directions.
 
The Onanist
2006-08-22 11:33:58 AM  
Crikey!
 
liphshoue
2006-08-22 11:35:00 AM  
lesliessexxy - I love going to the Automated Teller Machine Machines.

You beat me to it.
 
Whatthefark
2006-08-22 11:35:21 AM  
I've read this before.
It's like deja vu all over again.
 
BenjaminFarklin
2006-08-22 11:35:23 AM  
The CraneMeister: Maybe I'll distract myself by ordering the French Dip with au jus and the soup du jour of the day.

Good idea. Or just go for lunch at the Cocina Kitchen in Table Mesa.
 
MAEsser
2006-08-22 11:36:05 AM  
Relatedly, I wonder if his getaway car had a VIN number.
 
lelio
2006-08-22 11:36:14 AM  
said Hermann Klammer, head of the criminal division at Carinthia province's police department.

Hermann Klammer that runs the slammer?
 
ignoramus
2006-08-22 11:37:03 AM  
The CraneMeister
PIN number

I agree with its inherent redundancy, but have you ever worked in the service industry? Do you know how many old people would be utterly lost and confused when you asked them to enter their PIN? Their feeble little arteries would erupt, and no farmer's market on the planet would be safe. Yeah, its redundant, but please, think of the children.
 
groverpm
2006-08-22 11:40:00 AM  
lesliessexxy: I love going to the Automated Teller Machine Machines.

I prefer automated ATMs myself.
 
royrog
2006-08-22 11:41:10 AM  
ATM Machines are almost as neat as Hot Water Heaters!
 
Fahkinell
2006-08-22 11:42:14 AM  
groverpm: I prefer automated ATMs myself.

ITYM automated ATM machine.
 
das_klaun
2006-08-22 11:42:30 AM  
Then say "PIN Code." Or say "Personal Identification Number." Find a way around it.

My absolute favorite is the "Cable ACE Awards." The "Cable Awards for Cable Excellence Awards."
 
elburritobandito
2006-08-22 11:43:43 AM  
BenjaminFarklin: Good idea. Or just go for lunch at the Cocina Kitchen in Table Mesa.


well done.
 
stinkhead
2006-08-22 11:47:43 AM  
I like redundant paradoxes.
(I like overexplaining things that are weird because they're over explained)
 
fatal_exception
2006-08-22 11:47:56 AM  
For cripes sake people, it's Ass To Mouth machine.
 
ferfer72
2006-08-22 11:52:37 AM  
I would have posted in this thread sooner, but I had a meeting at 9:00 a.m. this morning.
 
State_College_Arsonist
2006-08-22 11:53:23 AM  
A porn reference struck me before the redundant word. Yeah, I have a lot of free time.
 
Almost Guilty
2006-08-22 11:55:26 AM  
It seemed like a good idea because when I cased the place, I noticed it didn't have any security cameras.

If I had a back hoe, I could have gotten away with it.
 
ekdikeo4
2006-08-22 11:57:37 AM  
fatal_exception: For cripes sake people, it's Ass To Mouth machine.

woo hoo, Hot Karl!
 
Mordis
2006-08-22 11:59:02 AM  
I, myself, read the headline as To ensure success at bank robbery, douchebaggery... The rest didn't make sense, so I re-read it again.
 
sober
2006-08-22 12:03:31 PM  
ATM is nasty... you at least need to wipe it off first.
 
manhandler
2006-08-22 12:05:42 PM  
Did he drive away at a high rate of speed?
 
jordan_lund
2006-08-22 12:07:02 PM  
Asynchronous Transfer Mode Machine? What's wrong with that?
 
otakucode
2006-08-22 12:07:43 PM  
sober: damn, you beat me to it. People here are far too clean minded.

/damn prudes
 
12inpianist
2006-08-22 12:16:26 PM  
You guys are driving me nuts. I'm gonna get some booze at the Casa de Liquor Store.

/so it's not THAT funny
//but it IS a chain store
///in California
////there's three that I know of
\Liquor Store House?
 
ArcadianRefugee
2006-08-22 12:23:35 PM  
fatal_exception: For cripes sake people, it's Ass To Mouth machine.

I think I just returned that video.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2006-08-22 12:27:26 PM  
The CraneMeister: the French Dip with au jus

Hurm.... So what would one call that if you opted not to get the "juice"? A French Sandwich? French Dipless?

/brain hurts
 
krazyglu
2006-08-22 12:52:15 PM  
ATM machines are what make ATM's right?
 
TeamTJ
2006-08-22 1:17:14 PM  
At the ATM machines in UMB banks you must enter your PIN number...
 
fightingnewfoundlander
2006-08-22 1:31:52 PM  
CBS's Navy NCIS - "Navy Naval Crime Investigative Service", alyhough I think they've dropped the "Navy" by now...
 
Undiluted
2006-08-22 1:47:21 PM  
Submitter's mom's an ATM machine.
 
luckyeddie
2006-08-22 2:19:25 PM  
The CraneMeister
ATM machine? Is that where you put in your PIN number?

Yes indeed - but only the one that isn't yours.

Your personal PIN number has to still go in the automated ATM machine.
 
BMulligan
2006-08-22 2:32:27 PM  
It's all a good time until someone gets exposed to the HIV virus.

(Don't hear this particular outrage so much anymore, but it used to be quite common.)
 
alhazred
2006-08-22 2:38:35 PM  
At least it wasn't a lingerie shop.
 
DingleberryMoose
2006-08-22 10:39:50 PM  
The Department of Redundancy Department surrenders.
 
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