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(Some Guy)   No. 10 on the Top 10 Most Bizarre Celebrities List is our old pal Henry Earl, who was made famous "by the admin of www.messedup.net, Heywood Jablomey"   (oddpeak.com) divider line
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robmilmel
2006-08-08 12:54:53 AM  
So, is Henry in jail right now?
 
Mr_Ectomy
2006-08-08 1:03:40 AM  
Via Con Dios, Dick Assman!
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-08-08 2:00:52 AM  
Heywood Jablomey. He said 'Heywood Jablobmie." Uh huh huhuh uh huh huh huhuhuhuhuh!
 
lordargent
2006-08-08 2:52:35 AM  
That henry earl data is copied nearly word for word from his wikipedia entry.

/or vice versa
 
trendon
2006-08-08 8:41:37 AM  
"The Drinkinest nubian in Kentucky" is still one of the greatest taglines/nicknames ever.
 
trendon
2006-08-08 8:44:36 AM  
robmilmel

According to this site (which may the most deliciously crazy fansite EVAR!), he is a free man.

I just may download the Henry Earl Firefox extension that will keep me informed of his free status via RSS feed.

/I kinda wish I was joking about that extension.
 
Mega Steve
2006-08-08 8:48:16 AM  
I bet he doesn't have to pay for his own drinks much anymore.
 
Bandman614
2006-08-08 8:50:47 AM  
Looks like Henry's only been in 40 some days this year. Maybe he's getting soft in his old age?
 
fappomatic
2006-08-08 8:50:48 AM  
Looks like Otis has some competition.

/obscure?
//wonder if he has his own key to the joint.
 
Oznog
2006-08-08 8:53:30 AM  
If Abe Vigoda knew he was left off the list, he'd roll over in his grave if he were dead.

Marguerite "God Warrior" Perrin, ok she's new on the net download scene, but still pretty big.
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2006-08-08 8:55:07 AM  
Farked (in an odd way for me - "Stream does not support writing")
 
Sh0velMan
2006-08-08 8:55:50 AM  
Farked?
 
Tommy Moo
2006-08-08 8:58:57 AM  
That's the coolest farked page I've ever seen.
 
AllYourBase
2006-08-08 9:05:16 AM  
fappomatic: Otis from Austin?

/clone
 
MyMindIsGoingDave
2006-08-08 9:09:42 AM  
[image from img49.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
Tom_Slick
2006-08-08 9:16:50 AM  
He hasn't been in nearly enough this year does anybody know if he is still alive?
 
amindtat
2006-08-08 9:19:59 AM  
Damn, I had him confused with this famous H. Earl.
 
BomboChipolata
2006-08-08 9:20:02 AM  
Farked. Oh yes.
 
Persnickety [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-08-08 9:21:37 AM  
I never have any awesome looking MySQL stack dumps like that.

/jealous
 
trendon
2006-08-08 9:31:02 AM  
I am glad its farked actually because the site stole most of the text from Wikipedia.
 
MadAsshatter
2006-08-08 9:36:25 AM  
I never have any awesome looking MySQL stack dumps like that.


Guess you gotta be stupid enough to run a windows box with .net yet also run MySQL instead of MS-SQL. WTF
 
Darth Darth Binks
2006-08-08 9:46:02 AM  
MySQL with ASP?

Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
 
darkrowan
2006-08-08 10:08:39 AM  
Darth Darth Binks: MySQL with ASP?

Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

No, it's a sign of sheer stupidity.
 
NaTaX
2006-08-08 10:11:04 AM  
farked
 
silverblues [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-08-08 10:18:10 AM  
unfarked
 
affihq
2006-08-08 10:28:36 AM  
This is signs of the second coming,
 
stvdallas
2006-08-08 10:29:06 AM  
Boo scary guy who's taking credit for discovering Henry...

[image from derekstubbs.com too old to be available]

HOORAY BEER!!!!!

/seriously, I need to mod that pic at home to put Henry's face on it...
 
horriblethistle
2006-08-08 10:31:27 AM  
I'm a little annoyed that Tourist Guy made that picture himself. Not as funny that way.
 
stvdallas
2006-08-08 10:44:41 AM  
btw, nice headline Smitty

Wonder why Farkers aren't in more of an uproar over this article giving credit to that site...when it was FARK that made him famous.
 
Formerly Known As Gnaget But now with long name
2006-08-08 10:53:59 AM  
stvdallas: HOORAY BEER!!!!!

I never really thought about it, but what if that is Henry Earl? Some ad agency finding him and cleaning him up to make him their spokesman...

They do look a bit alike.

/And by a bit alike I mean they are both black
//They all look the same to me
 
Formerly Known As Gnaget But now with long name
2006-08-08 11:01:27 AM  
[image from img187.imageshack.us too old to be available][image from derekstubbs.com too old to be available]
 
therecksays
2006-08-08 11:03:40 AM  
Strange Celebs? Not much sranger that Claire Peller getting famous.
 
stvdallas
2006-08-08 11:57:24 AM  
Formerly Known As Gnaget But now with long name

I never really thought about it, but what if that is Henry Earl? Some ad agency finding him and cleaning him up to make him their spokesman...

I dunno. I don't recall James Brown having a Jamacian accent though :)

/And, I'm still looking for that photoshop change.
//It just needs to be done (but with a GOOD mugshot, not the one above
 
Flatulent_Flea
2006-08-08 12:27:30 PM  
He's still no Leslie.

[image from stedwards.edu too old to be available]
 
lordpwnalot
2006-08-08 12:45:58 PM  
Actually his name is Jeremy Heywood and he's a total dickhole.
 
eno
2006-08-08 1:45:36 PM  
What's wrong with Mysql and asp? Really.

/dickhole?
 
lordpwnalot
2006-08-08 1:50:22 PM  
eno: Yeah, I've seen him get into troubles with other websites and random people all the time.

It's funny as hell to get a chubby fat guy addicted to porno and his fat girlfriend get into internet wars. After reading his crap for a couple of months I got fed up with it though. Been a long time since I checked out this fatty's website, only to discover he's even more addicted to his porno.

How his fat wife heather puts up with him, I seriously don't know.

Trailer Trash galore, can't wait to see them on the springer show entitled: My fat husband is addicted to porno.
 
eno
2006-08-08 1:52:37 PM  
lordpwnalot

WTF?
 
eno
2006-08-08 1:55:03 PM  
O I get it... you weren't quoting me, you were responding to my /dickhole? query. Gotcha. But it took a few reads.
 
Maddogjew
2006-08-08 1:56:39 PM  
eno:
lordpwnalot

WTF?

Seconded
 
lordpwnalot
2006-08-08 1:58:54 PM  
Maddogjew: Just google for his rabid adventures with either his host, another forum, someone commenting on his porn addiction or fat wife, etc. and you'll find all of Jeremy Heywoods flaming adventures.

He's kind of like the fat mongoloid you see drooling in a supermarket and who curses at anyone who walks by. ^_^
 
Matrix Flavored Wasabi
2006-08-08 4:36:44 PM  
The funny thing is, Heywood is a real guy (obviously not his real name) and pretty cool too boot.

/I used to never be able to stomach his photoshops, and probably still can't.
 
shirtsbyeric
2006-08-08 7:25:01 PM  
I made up Sol Goode and Noam Sane.
 
lordpwnalot
2006-08-08 9:22:57 PM  
Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Could that be you Jeremy?

[image from img209.imageshack.us too old to be available]

Oh his real name is Jeremy Morgan by the way, as in big M, little organ.
 
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