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(Daily Mail UK)   Discerning British women don't want to smell like anyone else. They'd rather smell like cheese   ( divider line
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2006-08-08 12:31:27 AM  
Curd-Like Discharge?
2006-08-08 12:42:23 AM  
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I like...cheese.
2006-08-08 1:08:24 AM  
Dig crotch...THERE! Perfect perfume.

/not me
//just sayin'
2006-08-08 2:29:12 AM  
2006-08-08 7:10:25 AM  
Christopher Brosius, meanwhile, is the innovative perfumer who created Demeter

Ah, Demeter. The people who create perfumes that smell like grass and Play-Doh and tomatoes. This man also created Alan Cumming's fragrance, Cumming. Apparently it smells like leather, burnt rubber and whiskey. Draw your own conclusions, but to me that sounds like an awesome night.
2006-08-08 10:28:09 AM  
What's next, Doritos body powder?
2006-08-08 11:41:34 AM  
Elsewhere, aged rockers Kiss are to launch their own fragrance line this autumn, containing a heady whiff of sweat and pheromones, along with sinful accords of bare skin and patent leather.

Who in their right goddamn mind wants to smell like Gene Simmons' pants?
2006-08-08 12:04:19 PM  
This is unfortunate...

MmmBadEggs Who in their right goddamn mind wants to smell like Gene Simmons' pants?

Not I
2006-08-08 2:24:00 PM  
What's next? Burnt flesh perfume? Pig's ass perfume? Assorted brain-tumor phantom smell perfume? Cooking gas perfume?
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