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(IMDB)   Marcia Brady is 50 today, Now she'll never be a teen model   ( divider line
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2006-08-05 08:38:48 AM  
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That's "Maureen McCormick" for anyone else that couldn't remember her name.
2006-08-05 10:32:48 AM  
Revolver is 40 and Marcia is 50 on the same day. Wow.
2006-08-05 11:17:01 AM  
2006-08-05 11:19:45 AM  
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It's my birthday too and I'm actually still relevant in Hollywood, yet everyone's always talking about Marcia! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
2006-08-05 11:19:46 AM  
Would have hit it then, would hit it now.
2006-08-05 11:33:47 AM  
Wow - hittable in a sexy mommy sort of way. See, ladies? Stay away from the smack and booze and you too can stay hittable well into your golden years.

/gone to get diapers and a binky

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2006-08-05 11:40:20 AM  
Not bad for 50!
2006-08-05 12:00:31 PM  
Mrs. Marcia Dentist...
2006-08-05 12:25:44 PM  
Why didn't you simply link to Maureen McCormick's IMDB page, you dumbass submitter?
2006-08-05 12:48:29 PM  
2006-08-05 01:01:29 PM  
"Why didn't you simply link to Maureen McCormick's IMDB page, you dumbass submitter?"

Seconded. She looks great for 50.
2006-08-05 01:32:54 PM  
Dear Mrs. McCormick:

I would like to say, in the most professional and non-threatening way possible...

2006-08-05 02:02:51 PM  
Wow, she is 50 and still gorgeous. I hope I age that well.
2006-08-05 02:58:13 PM  
I would hit it. And her daughter too.

/Extra points if I do both at the same time?
2006-08-05 03:24:38 PM  
Sheesh! Perhaps her imdb entry page had already been submitted as an article, and not everybody knows the adding to the url "?" trick

/not smitty
2006-08-05 04:10:34 PM  
I wouldn't hit her, because I am respectful towards women, but I would bang the shiat out of that biatch....

/can't believe I said such awful things about Marcia Brady
//but would totally bang her
///would take her to a nice dinner before, and make breakfast after
2006-08-05 04:45:17 PM  
her "official" page features the hottest web design technologies this side of 1998.

with flashing gif goodness
/but no clicky poppy
2006-08-05 05:36:08 PM  
Wow, I'm 41 today, and had no idea about the Revolver album (which is in my cars cd changer... permanently), the McCormick person, Loni Anderson, and Neil Armstrong. But, I'm not on any major list... yet.
2006-08-05 06:38:41 PM  
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

/Still hittable!
2006-08-05 09:31:17 PM  
When I'm 50 I would like a wife like that.
2006-08-05 10:00:26 PM  
Damn, she is smoking for 50.
/I'd hit it.
2006-08-05 10:46:39 PM  
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Even better, once her daughter hits 18 (if she isn't already), you have a hot mom/daughter combo.
2006-08-06 02:48:58 AM  
She was my first crush as a child, possibly 4, most likely 5, and I still think she's hotter than most women.

/What's her name, Ben Stiller's wife, was dead-on in the Brady movies.
2006-08-06 11:39:32 AM  
Woh, that's like a bloody clone (At that age).

Anyway, she joined Peter in the realm of brady kids in their 50s.
2006-08-06 01:42:38 PM  
Damn...what a sexy woman.
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