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2006-08-04 11:37:04 AM  
nice e-mail address.
2006-08-04 11:43:14 AM  
Gmail invite sent!
2006-08-04 11:48:07 AM  
"mediarelations123" = 0 hits in google
2006-08-04 11:53:12 AM  
Seems fake. But I do believe they have a Media Relations department. You look at half the stuff they do (plant dead bodies in buildings), and you wonder how 90% of the world has no problem with them.
2006-08-04 12:11:55 PM  
Pretty sure they are fake. I meen come on they wouldn't use a linen paper!
2006-08-04 1:12:57 PM  
They should consider hiring Washington based DCI.
2006-08-04 1:13:55 PM  
2006-08-04 1:34:47 PM  
Whether or not those are real - Hezbollah are a legitimate political party in Lebanon. They're bound to have a PR department and business cards. Stands to reason.
2006-08-04 1:46:08 PM  
Where did a jerk like that get a card with a raised watermark?

Why wouldn't they? Hez is the de facto government of south Lebanon.
2006-08-04 1:47:25 PM  
Sounds like a prime photoshop contest opportunity.
2006-08-04 1:47:32 PM  
Just another plot to get us to tear each other's (others'?) internet eyes out.
2006-08-04 1:47:43 PM  
But do they have a FOX "News"?
2006-08-04 1:47:43 PM  
There's an active Hezbollah cell in Puerto Rico??

Maybe Bush was right...
2006-08-04 1:47:51 PM  
Big deal. Republicans have their own tv network, FOX "news".
2006-08-04 1:48:25 PM  
They give your card a punch with every assassination you purchase. When you get ten punches on the card, you get a free toaster!
2006-08-04 1:48:40 PM  
Hezbollah is a tool of Iran, a very effective tool.
2006-08-04 1:49:05 PM  
2006-08-04 01:47:43 PM inFARKshun

But do they have a FOX "News"?

We explode, you decide?
2006-08-04 1:49:14 PM  
Surely, after their tireless efforts with the Dan Rather memos, Little Green Footballs no doubt checked and double-checked the authenticity of these cards.

2006-08-04 1:51:25 PM  
I'm reminded of a line from the Simpsons.

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man"

\now, if you'll excuse me, i have to return some videotapes.
2006-08-04 1:51:36 PM  
I just called all of those numbers (I make lots of international calls at work, it won't be out of place) and only two of them got through. All I got were some odd noises I've never heard before - not a different ring tone, not a fax machine.

Maybe they're asleep.
2006-08-04 1:51:38 PM  
""You look at half the stuff they do (plant dead bodies in buildings)""


2006-08-04 1:53:12 PM  
submitter: Hezbollah has a PR department,

Hmmmm they're not doing so well. I think its time to outsource.
2006-08-04 1:53:50 PM  

Yeah maybe, or maybe now your farking phone is being monitored by the NSA....

/remind me not to buy stuff using his phone.
2006-08-04 1:54:45 PM  
Talk about a card carrying terrorist...
2006-08-04 1:55:31 PM  
Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap?
2006-08-04 1:55:40 PM  
Oooops. I thought this was going to be about CNN.
2006-08-04 1:56:01 PM  
I've already sold my soul.

Wonder if they're hiring.
2006-08-04 1:57:37 PM  
You know kids, While I too doubt the veracity of the bidness card, please. Do try to remember that Hezbollah is:

A) a terrorist organization

B) an actual political party with seats in the Lebanese Parliment thanks to an election that GW Bush praised as "the Cedar revolution"

C) a Major Charity in much of southern Lebanon: you know why they have so much support from the people in that area? Not becuase they all hate Israel but becuase for them face of Hezbollah is the food and medicine and even shelter they provide to the poor and needy.

It's not at all suprising that Hezbollah Parts B) and C) would have a media relations dept.
2006-08-04 1:57:41 PM  
Hmmmm they're not doing so well. I think its time to outsource.

Maybe they aren't doing so well because they already DID outsource. Outsourcing doesn't just shifts costs to other places. When will terrorist orgs learn.
2006-08-04 1:58:01 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
The color is bone. And the lettering is something called Hezbollah Rail. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...
2006-08-04 1:58:04 PM  
Hezbollah and Allah sucks pig dick
2006-08-04 1:59:14 PM  
Antimatter wins.
2006-08-04 1:59:47 PM  
Interesting thought, ChairmanKaga. If my car gets run off the road on my way home tonight by a large sedan with dark windows, I'll probably know why.
2006-08-04 2:00:34 PM  
~phone ringing, automated voice answers~

"Hello and thank you for calling Hezbollah. All of our operatives are currently busy at the moment."

~sounds of mortars firing and shells dropping~

"Your phone call is important to us, please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as we savage Israel completely."
2006-08-04 2:00:52 PM  
Hezbollah also has an Israeli bootprint across its back and one on its face too.
2006-08-04 2:02:02 PM  
Libhater: Hezbollah and Allah sucks pig dick

Thank you for your insightful input.
2006-08-04 2:02:31 PM  
They just got cards because they wanted to win some free lunches.
2006-08-04 2:04:25 PM  

I hear they LOVE the TAIFridays* over there.

/Thank Allah its Friday
//funny, not funny?
///who really cares, I'm all about the slashies
2006-08-04 2:04:30 PM  
A brief spasm of jealousy courses through me when I notice the elegance of the color and the classy type
2006-08-04 2:05:23 PM  
nm hillbillypharmacist got there first.
2006-08-04 2:05:34 PM  
the little yellow pic in the top left corner isn't in english. FYI.
2006-08-04 2:05:54 PM  
"Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Hezbollah has a 100% noble cause and would never do anything wrong to manipulate public opinion."

(unlike any other political/religious organization)

riiiiiiight, indeed.
2006-08-04 2:06:28 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Vice President said PR department.
2006-08-04 2:06:55 PM  
wait, does that pic have an ak-47 in it? perhaps these cards are not for the charity part of Hezbollah?
2006-08-04 2:06:59 PM  

//got nuthin
///gotta be fake
2006-08-04 2:07:34 PM  
Observatory: Riiiiiiiight.


Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Hezbollah has a 100% noble cause and would never do anything wrong to manipulate public opinion.


2006-08-04 2:08:13 PM  
So, who sent them an email?
2006-08-04 2:08:20 PM  
ill.literate: I hear they LOVE the TAIFridays* over there.

Yeah, their burgers are the bomb!
2006-08-04 2:08:53 PM  
Apparently supports the terrorists and provides them with free communications infrastructure.
2006-08-04 2:10:05 PM  
Hezbollah. We blow up people so you don't have to.

Come on. They've had groups in the US. Selling cigarettes to t-shirts to get money for their cause.

"Lightning Out of Lebanon: Hezbollah Terrorists on American Soil"
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