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(Yahoo)   Some Korean guy has, so far, excreted 3.5 pounds of cocaine since his arrest. He is reportedly quite popular in PMITA prison, inmates refer to him as "the coolest vending machine ever"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 2:14:44 PM  
Poop thread!
 
Submittar
2006-07-26 2:20:16 PM  
Please, not this shiat again!
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 2:23:25 PM  
Colon blow?
 
Pelagius
2006-07-26 2:25:36 PM  
Kimchi and cocaine - not a good combination
 
Submittar
2006-07-26 2:26:37 PM  
threadjack: Nikolai - You have over 400 approved links - whats your secret?
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 2:27:47 PM  
Submittar: threadjack: Nikolai - You have over 400 approved links - whats your secret?

You're not paying attention. The secret is colon blow.
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 2:30:22 PM  
Submittar
No real secret, there are too many variables (like different Admins, etc). Early morning is good, so is lunchtime. Sometimes I'll go days with no greens, sometimes I'll get 6 or 7 in a day.

If all else fails: Volume.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 2:38:54 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: If all else fails: Volume.

Agreed. Like this:

Old and busted: Snakes on a plane....
 
matt4684
2006-07-26 2:40:11 PM  
white stuff coming out of his pooper? That's not cocaine.
/500 is where it's at
 
Weaver95
2006-07-26 2:46:56 PM  
And people snort this stuff up their noses?

dude - that coke as been thru someone elses' colon. Not cool.
 
holywilson
2006-07-26 3:11:56 PM  
So his ass is kind of like those crane games that you see in Chuckie Cheese? You have to try and grab your prize from inside?
 
BullsHitter
2006-07-26 3:13:50 PM  
Is it Peruvian white?

Nahhh, Korean brown.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 3:21:54 PM  
Weaver95: dude - that coke as been thru someone elses' colon. Not cool.

Yeah. Usually coke dealers follow the strictest FDA guidelines on product safety, you know.
 
Pelagius
2006-07-26 3:27:50 PM  
What this thread needs is Angry Asian "Stick it in her pooper" guy. The GIS - it does nothing... though I am afraid to search on "asian pooper" while at work.
 
Bloody William
2006-07-26 4:01:40 PM  
This dude sounds like a superhero. Like excreting cocaine is his mutant power.

Meet the X-Men's newest member, 8-Ball!
 
ChairmanKaga
2006-07-26 4:10:20 PM  
He is like goose that laid the golden egg.

/whatever you do don't cut his head off!
 
brap [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 4:41:32 PM  
Penny for an eightball! Thanks for the eightball Poop-eye!
 
smoky2010
2006-07-26 5:07:18 PM  
Dibs on any ass-pennies!
 
Biggie Thang
2006-07-26 5:07:51 PM  
This is quite a sweet and sour story..

/ He won't feel the PMITA for months.. His taint will be numb till Christmas..
 
vanity
2006-07-26 5:08:03 PM  
I doubt he swallowed the baggies. He probably inserted them before getting on the plane and a few are still in his upper rectum and lower intestine. It's much more dangerous to swallow and put them through the gambit of your stomach and GI tract. Too much moving around, squeezing, and chemical soup.

Basically, you dont want them to break open. Swallowing is a great way to make that happen.
 
mno
2006-07-26 5:15:30 PM  
kobayashiesque
 
diseasd
2006-07-26 5:16:54 PM  
If it was not illegal there would not be a problem.
 
spleef420
2006-07-26 5:20:11 PM  
notice where this is at? THE most dangerous city in the world...Lagos, Nigeria. I think he's farked.
 
Play_back_the_silence_at_full_volume
2006-07-26 5:22:56 PM  
Funny that they call coke 'blow'. Gives "Blow it out your a$$ a new meaning!
 
Joed112784
2006-07-26 5:23:30 PM  
wow thats a lot of blow to swallow.
 
merlotguy [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 5:23:36 PM  
PoOp

its what for dinner
 
rppp01a
2006-07-26 5:25:01 PM  
A hell of a drug ...
 
lunchbox1972
2006-07-26 5:26:35 PM  
That's a shiatload of crack...
 
tydirium1101101
2006-07-26 5:27:11 PM  
This has happened in America, raising the interesting legal issue: does it violate one's Constitutional right barring illegal search and seizure to force a suspect to take laxatives in order to get at evidence hidden in his intestines?

The Wisconsin Supreme Court recently ruled on this very subject. And believe it or not, you'll find a serious and detailed legal analysis of the subject on the Poop Report.
 
Beer Nutz
2006-07-26 5:30:30 PM  
diseasd: If it was not illegal there would not be a problem.

Great solution.
 
holeinmybucket
2006-07-26 5:30:44 PM  
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unavailable for comment
 
Play_back_the_silence_at_full_volume
2006-07-26 5:31:00 PM  
If I had swallowed/inserted 48+ balloons, I think I would start singing 99 luft balloons in my head to ease the anxiety.
 
Fart_Machine
2006-07-26 5:31:55 PM  
He is reportedly quite popular in PMITA prison, inmates refer to him as "the coolest vending machine ever"

Except for whomever has to do the refill.
 
Reverend Otis
2006-07-26 5:33:01 PM  
Wow... so the nose chalk I used to have was once inside someone's BUTT!

Whoaaaaaaahhh


/SNORT
 
RadioactiveApe
2006-07-26 5:35:50 PM  
If you were offered as much free coke as you want, but the catch is, you have to snort it off Korean's guy ass, would take up that offer?
 
Smacky the Frog
2006-07-26 5:36:24 PM  
play_back_the_silence
beat me to teh funnay


/this guy is going to set some kind of prison-b*tch purchase record. how many cigarettes is a cocaine vending machine worth?
 
holeinmybucket
2006-07-26 5:37:07 PM  
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also unavailable for comment
 
biagio
2006-07-26 5:39:33 PM  
"the coolest vending machine ever" - how lame. That's 3 really bad headlines in a row...
 
getthefarkoffmyland
2006-07-26 5:40:42 PM  
2006-07-26 04:41:32 PM brap


Penny for an eightball! Thanks for the eightball Poop-eye!


I'yam what I'yam
 
Unright
2006-07-26 5:46:41 PM  
In other news: the www.poopshoot.com domain is now lying unclaimed..
 
Squidfartz
2006-07-26 5:47:10 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ButtBlow.
 
heinousjay
2006-07-26 5:49:43 PM  
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Yaleforks
2006-07-26 5:50:42 PM  
holeinmybucket: also unavailable for comment


Best movie ever
 
rhiannon
2006-07-26 5:50:56 PM  
"Korean man excretes 48 wraps cocaine in Nigeria"

So this is some type of new Taco Bell wrap? Sorta explains the whole 3 days/still poopin' bit
 
mike_d85
2006-07-26 5:51:03 PM  
we need to have this guy teach strippers. It'll save minutes of application in the "snorting blow off [out of] a strippers butt"
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2006-07-26 5:51:11 PM  
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also also unavailable for comment
 
Feltonl
2006-07-26 5:52:55 PM  
I've heard somewhere that this is a helluva drug...
 
Joed112784
2006-07-26 5:53:46 PM  
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"Bye Bye Dickhead"
 
feralbaby
2006-07-26 5:55:58 PM  
Want crack? Just crack the crack!
 
Dear Jerk
2006-07-26 6:06:33 PM  
Are you sure this is good stuff? It has chunks of corn in it.
 
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