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2006-07-26 08:13:52 AM  
She could dust my erasers.
2006-07-26 08:18:26 AM  
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. What is up with so many female teachers performing sexual acts on 15- and 16-year old boys? I mean, did this happen as often back in the 1980s?

There's a NY Times article in this somewhere...
2006-07-26 08:20:21 AM  
What the hell is wrong with these kids. If I could have nailed my English teacher from 9th grade I sure as hell wouldn't have told anyone. It would have been my sweet sweet secret.
2006-07-26 08:22:27 AM  
Who cares? The kid is probably pissed he isn't getting any now that they were caught. Unless he lost his virginity to her I'm doubtful that this will affect him in a negative way. I know when I was 16 I'm glad my girlfriend enjoyed it because having sex was pretty much all I wanted to do.
2006-07-26 08:35:12 AM  
She looks like Marilyn Manson.
2006-07-26 08:37:37 AM  
she got four months. he got laid and is famous.

/would heet it
2006-07-26 08:40:42 AM  
I'd hit it.

/39 but acts 15
2006-07-26 08:55:05 AM  

Nothing new, it's just now on the world media. In days of yore (GO Yore!) it would have been hushed up.
2006-07-26 08:56:14 AM  
eddyatwork: If I could have nailed my English teacher from 9th grade I sure as hell wouldn't have told anyone

I would have told EVERYONE
2006-07-26 08:57:08 AM  
Oh and as for the teacher in the link?

I'd conjugate her verbs!
2006-07-26 08:58:05 AM  
I'd conjugate her verbs!

Conjugal visits?
2006-07-26 09:42:35 AM  
I'd bisect her cosine.
2006-07-26 09:42:51 AM  
I'd let her shine it.
2006-07-26 09:44:07 AM  
Nah. She is way below my standards.
2006-07-26 09:44:14 AM  
I'd dot her I's and cross her T.
2006-07-26 09:44:16 AM  
Hey, that's no fair, I'm lonley, vulnerable, and depressed too!

We should have got together, I would have even wore the schoolboy outfit.
2006-07-26 09:44:36 AM  
I'd hit it down under.
2006-07-26 09:45:24 AM  
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You guys can have her.
2006-07-26 09:45:26 AM  
She looks like Marilyn Manson.

If only she looked like Shirley Manson...She's teh hawt.
2006-07-26 09:45:37 AM  
37? Looked 50 in the pic. Must be the stress of the ongoing legal circus because of a natural bodily function.
2006-07-26 09:45:54 AM  
where were these teachers when I was in highschool?
2006-07-26 09:46:36 AM  
GIS for 'schoolboy outfit':

[image from pageantfancydress.co.uk too old to be available]

2006-07-26 09:46:57 AM  
sloshyj: What is up with so many female teachers performing sexual acts on 15- and 16-year old boys? I mean, did this happen as often back in the 1980s?

In a word....YES.

However, unlike the incredibly stupid kids of today, we handled it in the appropriate way.

The girls who discovered it would lash out by sleeping with male teachers or the female teacher's husband.

The boys who discovered it would suddenly all become the teacher's pet in hopes that we too could get in on the action.

/had a cute journalism/writing teacher
//suspected her of sleeping with a couple of students
///kissed her ass at every turn
////got nuthin'
2006-07-26 09:47:06 AM  
I bet it was the "I'll bit your penis off," that did her in.
2006-07-26 09:47:16 AM  
Just awesome. There was a list (albeit a short one) of teachers I wanted some tutoring time with while I was in high school, can't blame a guy for trying!
2006-07-26 09:47:50 AM  
Unfortunatly I went to Catholic Schools run by Nuns...Priest jokes in 3...2...1...
2006-07-26 09:48:15 AM  
from TFA:
she performed a sexual act ON him...

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2006-07-26 09:49:01 AM  
She has RUINED this poor boy. He'll never be able to make love to a sheep again.
2006-07-26 09:49:59 AM  
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

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2006-07-26 09:51:59 AM  
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/would junction it
2006-07-26 09:52:12 AM  
I'm left wondering if the teacher incorporated the studen't fluid propulsions into her oral orfice. The story made no mention of that.
2006-07-26 09:53:28 AM  
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seperated at birth?
2006-07-26 09:53:56 AM  
I'd hit it.
//nerd chic fetish grr..
2006-07-26 09:54:11 AM  
I'm going back to school...
2006-07-26 09:54:54 AM  
school boy outfit?

[image from i67.photobucket.com too old to be available]
2006-07-26 09:57:31 AM  
Darth Darth Binks has beaten me to the punch.

Alternately she could start a career as a right-wing pundit.
2006-07-26 09:58:12 AM  
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/evil hotlinker
2006-07-26 09:58:19 AM  
I love the term "performed sexual acts"

It just sounds so theatrical.
2006-07-26 09:58:36 AM  
Interesting point Skwidd.

Of course, Fark adds to the spiral.

There is a standard (cliched) way for writing the headline and they get green lighted. But the discussion doesn't add anything new or insightful.

But when it happens tomorrow someone else will submit it because it's the kind of story that gets green lit. And so on.
2006-07-26 09:59:13 AM  
Not so bad. I had a teacher in high school that was fired because she wrote diiiiiirty (and just generally bad) poetry, and used her student's names in it. It was quite disturbing.

As for this girl, she needs some sunlight, then we'll talk. You can be pale but hot, or tanned and moderately attractive, not half and half.

/no reason for a slashy, but just for completeness
2006-07-26 09:59:19 AM  
Someone just needs to change the law to make it legal for teenage boys to have sex with anyone they want. (no, not kids, you sickos)
I was an average teenage boy. I wanted sex from every woman I could get it from at the time. I've asked many a man if they would have wanted to fark a teacher when they were in school. I have yet to have one answer no. So why is it illegal? A horny teen male farking his teacher is not sexual abuse. It's his dream.
So fark you, to the religious, anti-sex, assholes trying to "protect" us.
If my son gets a chance to fark his hot teacher when he's 15, and I find out about it, I'm not calling the cops.
2006-07-26 09:59:19 AM  
Darth Darth Binks
Sweet Jeebus, who is that on the right?
2006-07-26 09:59:56 AM  
That guy in the school boy outfit is TV's Craig Ferguson isn't it?
2006-07-26 10:01:13 AM  
The kid's an idiot. He told the principal about it after she threatened to bite it off if he told anyone.
2006-07-26 10:01:25 AM  
Sorry, Debra's way hotter.
2006-07-26 10:01:34 AM  

What about your horny 15 year old daughter?
2006-07-26 10:02:06 AM  
I wonder if he gave her an Australian kiss.

/That's a French kiss but 'down under'
2006-07-26 10:02:18 AM  
Ice Pack Pug says this crap is giving me a headache.

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2006-07-26 10:02:38 AM  
Where the hell were these women in my high school?
2006-07-26 10:05:53 AM  
NubianzWithAttitude I loled, nice one... Great game too..
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