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(Breitbart.com)   Clinton's campaign records show staff travel to prepare for Iowa caucuses; spokesman claims it's a clerical error and Clinton isn't running for president   (breitbart.com) divider line
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Gabbo is Fabbo
2006-07-20 11:55:29 AM  
Stop linking to Breitbart.
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2006-07-20 12:44:13 PM  
The current Newsweek has a breakdown on which candidates have been to Iowa lately, and how many times. Edwards is out in front with 10 trips. I saw that John Kerry has 3.

Please, John. Please don't do it. Please don't even think it. Please. Tell us you just really, really like corn.
 
ChairmanKaga
2006-07-20 12:52:57 PM  
Peaceboy

Please, John. Please don't do it. Please don't even think it. Please. Tell us you just really, really like corn.

Exactly, No thanks John... You see, we was kinda hoping for a WINNER. Are you a WINNER JOHN??

/My money is on Warner.
 
untrustworthy
2006-07-20 1:16:04 PM  
Peaceboy: Please, John. Please don't do it. Please don't even think it. Please. Tell us you just really, really like corn.

Which John? Personally, I'd prefer neither.
 
Fire Cracker
2006-07-20 2:33:30 PM  
Is she down with the biatches and hoz?
 
SoxSweepAgain
2006-07-20 2:33:41 PM  
Why is it that politicians deny that they're running for an office when everyone knows this: THEY'RE LYING.

OF COURSE she sent people to Iowa. Why LIE?
 
Super Saver
2006-07-20 2:35:19 PM  
Huh-huh, you thaid 'caucuth'. Huh-huh huh-huh.

/butthead
//sorry
 
adm_crunch
2006-07-20 2:35:47 PM  
Dammit, I liked Tom Hanks! Now I can't watch any more of his movies. shiat.
 
10.0.0.1 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-07-20 2:35:58 PM  
Feingold could just drive there.

Pray that Hillary just likes teh corn. Hot buttered corn.

How about no more Bushes, Clintons, Kennedys, Nixons, Fords, etc. Give the nepotism a rest.

/what me scattered today?
 
ffacker
2006-07-20 2:36:40 PM  
This term Kinky for Texas Governor. Next term Kinky for President!
 
canyoneer
2006-07-20 2:37:05 PM  
Why would Hillary run at all? She has zero chance of winning in the general election. Her nomination would guarantee a Republican victory. I guess "it's all about her."
 
chaoscube
2006-07-20 2:37:50 PM  
So...when are we going to have president that is neither republican nor democrat. Because, both parties have sold out this nation.
 
Valdes
2006-07-20 2:37:59 PM  
My wife asked why Edwards wasn't running for pres during the VP debates, as he wasn't talking out his ass, and he biatch slapped Cheney about his gay daughter during an aside about gay marraige. Here is why I would vote for him:

He was not born rich.

I still think Obama should run.
 
Uzzah
2006-07-20 2:38:51 PM  
They misread the staffer's notes. The appointment for "Iowa cauc." was the bad-spelling staffer's way of saying she was heading out to ride Tom Harkin's pole.
 
RedfordRenegade
2006-07-20 2:38:53 PM  
If it wasn't for Iowa having the first presidential caucus, what else could one say about Iowa?

I like corn?
 
ffacker
2006-07-20 2:39:11 PM  
A female candidate? Pleeeeeeease. That's so 1980s Geraldine Ferraro.

Everybody knows black candidates are teh new hotness!
 
Charming_Man
2006-07-20 2:39:35 PM  
Holy shiat,

Clinton better not run. I despise her. However, we NEED to get the terrorists out of government. If she runs, I move.
 
DrFong
2006-07-20 2:40:04 PM  
fark Hillary, I want BILL Clinton back. And for all you Republicans, save your time I don't care what you think.
 
schlep
2006-07-20 2:40:06 PM  
Actually she sent some aides down to WAwa for some cold drinks.
 
Mr. Clarence Butterworth
2006-07-20 2:40:45 PM  
She better not run. She'll embarass herself and the Democrats.
 
Ogie Oglethorpe
2006-07-20 2:41:22 PM  
Oh I thought everybody pretty much "knows" she's going to be the candidate. Ok, I'll continue to act surprised. I thought we were past that.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2006-07-20 2:41:27 PM  
[image from cigare1.fatcow.com too old to be available]

/obligatoreyebleach
 
Danger Mouse
2006-07-20 2:41:41 PM  
I hoppe she wears a blue dress to the caucuses.

Hillary is scary.

When is Bush going to replace Cheny so the GOP can have it's canidate?
 
vinpenny
2006-07-20 2:44:47 PM  
Fire Cracker
Is she down with the biatches and hoz?

Okay honestly, Malibu's Most Wanted is the worst movie ever. Right after Wolf Creek and anything with Dolph Lundgren ...

... and I only saw it because it was the only thing on Comedy Central at like 3 am ...
 
please
2006-07-20 2:45:14 PM  
Hillary Clinton is to the right-wing media what gay marriage and flag burning are to right-wing politics.
 
Rev. Skarekroe
2006-07-20 2:45:18 PM  
I'm voting for whoever WASN'T in Skull & Bones.
 
Supercheeks
2006-07-20 2:45:20 PM  
I hope it comes down to only women running for president in '08.

/Unless Christopher Walken takes the Primary
 
BlindMan
2006-07-20 2:45:28 PM  
I vote against whomever Bette Midler supports as a matter of policy.
 
Assgasket
2006-07-20 2:45:43 PM  
SoxSweepAgain :
OF COURSE she sent people to Iowa. Why LIE?

Because her last name is Clinton, and she just can't help herself.

Come on, is this going to fool anybody? Of course she's going to run.
 
SoupGuru [TotalFark]
2006-07-20 2:45:52 PM  
AAEEEEIIIIIiiIiiIiIiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!

Everyone panic!!!!!
 
EMPulse_of_KC
2006-07-20 2:46:19 PM  
Hillary would be decent if she wasn't such a politically-driven Democrat party whore.

Get Bill back. At least he got head.

veedeevadeevoodee:

Alizee is hot no matter what you shop onto her body.
 
SoxSweepAgain
2006-07-20 2:47:05 PM  
I always preferred her hairstyle like this:

[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
please
2006-07-20 2:47:59 PM  
Now Edwards I actually liked.

Anyone have the link to the thread where all the farkers were saying "nya-nya!" when his wife came down with cancer? That was classy.
 
colgach
2006-07-20 2:48:10 PM  
An Iowa corn eating pig would be an improvement over the current admin and incidentally, a trade-up for Bill.
 
Solid State Vittles
2006-07-20 2:48:50 PM  
please

Hillary Clinton is to the right-wing media what gay marriage and flag burning are to right-wing politics.

Exactly. Watching the right froth at the mouth over everything she says or does is pretty wacky. I don't really have much of a problem with her. Probably won't vote for her, at least in the primary, but I don't get my panties in wad everytime I see or hear something about her.
 
CapeFearCadaver
2006-07-20 2:48:55 PM  
Why, why....WHY??!?!??!!!1!!
Listen, (I'm speaking to YOU, celebrities) no one whose opinion matters gives a damn who you politically support, donate to, vote for, have relations with, etc. etc. etc.

Just because you're on the big screen and make mucho money for work that a monkey can do, does not mean that you hold any political clout what-so-evar. (snap)


/Oh, and Valdes , am I getting your comment straight? You would vote for Edwards?
//personal grudge- urg
///tipped me $0.15 for a $110 bill, and I was nice I tell ya, NICE!
 
iamrobot
2006-07-20 2:49:00 PM  

Holy shiat,

Clinton better not run. I despise her. However, we NEED to get the terrorists out of government. If she runs, I move.

you are both fascinating and retarded...
 
Jack31081
2006-07-20 2:49:03 PM  
Caucus?

You barely know us!

\har har!
\\DNC..don't nominate Hillary. You want a Dem in the White House, right? Right?
 
Great Janitor
2006-07-20 2:49:27 PM  
If Hilary runs, the Republicans win.
If John Kerry runs, then the Republicans win
If Al Gore runs, then the Dems have a chance.

Sad if the Dem's best chance is Al Gore.

Here's to hoping for a 3rd party...
 
nicinthewater
2006-07-20 2:49:54 PM  
Oh God, Hillary, please don't run. We don't have a 3rd party ready to run yet!!

/nothing against Hillary
 
vinpenny
2006-07-20 2:50:12 PM  
My dad and I were discussing it the other day, and I really feel like the Democrats would have won if they would have given Edwards the nod for president, NOT vp. He would have gotten a little more support from the South (maybe), but at least he would have been a little more charismatic than Herman Munster ...
 
skinny-lil-b
2006-07-20 2:51:17 PM  
I've got a $100 bet that the democrats will NOT get the power in congress this year. They WILL manage to screw it up somehow. You would THINK that with how farked up the GOP is that it would be easy to get them out of DC, but no. The dems will put up someone like Hilary. There are many people, Republicans, Democrats, Atheists, Christians, etc., who will absolutely NOT vote for Hilary under any circumstances. Bush has given us a taste of the extreme. Do we REALLY want to see the other end of that coin with Hilary?

I don't think so.


PLEASE HELP CLEAN UP OUR CONGRESS THIS YEAR. VOTE NO ON ANY INCUMBENT
 
Ogie Oglethorpe
2006-07-20 2:51:39 PM  
All politics aside...if she DOES become president, I'm gonna have to poke my eardrums out with a screwdriver, because I just can't listen to her shrill ass whiny voice for 4 years.
 
vinpenny
2006-07-20 2:52:04 PM  
nicinthewater

Oh God, Hillary, please don't run. We don't have a 3rd party ready to run yet!!

You can always vote for that wolf in sheeps clothing, LIEberman ...
 
chaoscube
2006-07-20 2:54:11 PM  
Ogie Oglethorpe

All politics aside...if she DOES become president, I'm gonna have to poke my eardrums out with a screwdriver, because I just can't listen to her shrill ass whiny voice for 4 years.

Don't worry about that. I'm sure george will be elected to a third term so he can "finish his work."
 
Monster_Kabasue
2006-07-20 2:54:36 PM  
2006-07-20 02:45:18 PM Rev. Skarekroe
I'm voting for whoever WASN'T in Skull & Bones.

There is going to be some one knocking on your door soon, I hope your armed! Skull and bones is some scary ass tinfoil hat stuff. Just remeber what happen to Regan.

/I would like to see Rice VS Clinton in a all out battle of most hated wemonz.
 
Assgasket
2006-07-20 2:54:48 PM  
Great Janitor :
If Hilary runs, the Republicans win.
If John Kerry runs, then the Republicans win
If Al Gore runs, then the Dems have a chance.

Sad if the Dem's best chance is Al Gore.

Al Gore is unelectable. He's all blathering about the environment when nobody outside of NY, California, Oregon, or New Hampshire really gives a damn. The South cares about jobs, security, and retirement.

For dog's sake, Al Gore couldn't beat George Bush... pathetic. Kerry's even more pathetic, he couldn't beat Bush after the GOP gave them the Iraq War....

The Dems have to have someone with some charisma, from a Southern state, who can convince someoene they have a backbone, right?

Honestly, I think their best hope is Obama, but I don't think he's ready to run yet, and I don't know if this country is ready for a black candidate.


Here's to hoping for a 3rd party...

I'm a Republican hoping for the same thing.
 
gr8fultom
2006-07-20 2:54:51 PM  
Bill? I wish.

Hillary? Can't win.

Al Gore with H. Dean MD for VP!!!!!11!1
 
sailorman_glh
2006-07-20 2:55:18 PM  
Barak Obama is the future of the Democratic Party. He is very articulate, intelligent, and driven. Something the rest of the Democratic party is lacking. He will eventually take the reins of the party and move it away from the disaster that it has been herded to by the likes of Dean, Kennedy, Clinton, and Kerry...also known as asshats.

But, let me say this...the American people will NEVER vote for a person whose name sounds Muslim or Arabic in any way, shape, form or function. It just isn't going to happen. At least dems can see a silver-lining in the cloud of ass that has become the Democratic Party

/Republican
//realist, and able to see the forest, despite the trees
///Hopes Obama stays in Illinois, for the sake of Republicans everywhere
 
skinny-lil-b
2006-07-20 2:56:09 PM  
chaoscubeI'm sure george will be elected to a third term so he can "finish his work."

That should read "finish GOD'S work"
 
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