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(EDSBS)   Georgia Tech football coach hires Diamond Dallas Page to help train his team. Barry Horowitz to teach Duke how to suck even harder   ( divider line
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682 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Jul 2006 at 3:10 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-07-17 03:21:05 PM  
fantastic. So not only will my school be mediocre for the umpteenth year in a row, but they'll be laughed at while doing so.
2006-07-17 03:22:37 PM  
Forget DDP or Horowitz. I give you the greatest wrestler of all time!
2006-07-17 03:23:01 PM  
Will he teach them the Self High-Five? *BANG!*

/loved DDP.
2006-07-17 03:23:14 PM  
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2006-07-17 03:27:53 PM  
The only thing that suprises me about this is that GTU didn't bring in Richard Simmons.

Maybe Page will have them talk about their feelings, join Opera's book club, etc. I can just hear the announcers on TV now.....

those Tech defensive players might not be able to tackle...but they sure are limber.
2006-07-17 03:32:07 PM  
Submitter deserves a reach around. Well done!

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2006-07-17 03:32:26 PM  
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2006-07-17 03:32:56 PM  
The players will feel the BANG!
2006-07-17 03:33:00 PM  
It's me. It's me. It's D. D. P.

What's the odds on a Georgia Tech player using a Diamond Cutter in a brawl this season?
2006-07-17 03:54:06 PM  
ArkAngel: Forget DDP or Horowitz. I give you the greatest wrestler of all time!

Bravo sir, bravo!

Teh Brooklyn Brawler will now be called Athens Brawler!
2006-07-17 04:00:24 PM  
And don't forget to show some pic love to:

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2006-07-17 04:00:46 PM  
Awesome, Submitter, simply awesome.

But I want to know how DDP got the trainer's job. Was he the GT coach's neighbor or did they just meet up at the Gold Club?
2006-07-17 04:03:10 PM  
I gotta give it to DDP. He's done a prety good job of reinventing himself. He was pretty damn good in The Devils Rejects, and his book Yoga For Regular Guys (YRG) has actually made an impact on the athletic world.

Not too bad for an ex-wrestler who couldn't even read a few years ago.
2006-07-17 06:20:16 PM  
Say what?

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2006-07-17 07:21:52 PM  
Self high five? Not a good TD celebration.
Crotch chop? Good TD celebration.
Piledrive the ref after the flag for excessive? Great TD celebration.
2006-07-17 09:04:19 PM  
That Gold Club has been closed for a few years now.

/Cheetah is where it's at now
2006-07-17 10:59:35 PM  
No one could throw a European Uppercut like Horowitz.
2006-07-18 12:37:12 AM  
*pats submitter on the back*

Great reference.

DDP is a hardcore Yoga enthusiast, thats probably what they hired him for... I of course, didn't RTFA.
2006-07-18 02:38:49 AM  
Third Day Mark
*pats submitter on the back*

we really should be encouraging the smitty to pat himself on the back.
2006-07-18 02:39:59 AM  
This is what you get when your university sits across the street from TBS. I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.
2006-07-18 05:38:55 PM  
You should pat yourself on the back for that one.

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