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(Some Guy)   There are really only two slogans in American politics: "You Never Had it So Good," and "Time for a Change"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-07-15 5:21:26 PM  
Does this mean we'll have to endure fewer ads this election cycle?

/not holding my breath
 
eqtworld
2006-07-15 5:25:38 PM  
What about:

"Elect me, or the terrorists will get you."
 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent
2006-07-15 5:29:54 PM  
How about "A Plague On Both Of Your Houses".
 
Vin Diesel
2006-07-15 5:51:53 PM  
eqtworld: "Elect me, or the terrorists will get you."

Damn right--three slogans. Dumb of them to leave that one out.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-07-15 7:17:08 PM  
Didn't the 2004 election have "Flip-flop" as a slogan? Or was that just a label?
 
chuggernaught
2006-07-15 8:03:40 PM  
Reagonomics?
 
inglixthemad
2006-07-15 8:06:02 PM  
eqtworld: What about:

"Elect me, or the terrorists will get you."

You forgot:

"Elect me or they'll make you gay!"

"Elect me I'm a veteran!"

"Elect me or they'll make you abort your baby!"

"Elect me or they'll outlaw religion!"

"Elect me or the racists will come!"

"Elect me I'm an attention-whore!"

Okay, so the last one is made up, but it's probably the most true.
 
inglixthemad
2006-07-15 8:06:37 PM  
Oops I forgot:

"Elect me or they'll burn the flag!"
 
Superjoe
2006-07-15 8:19:15 PM  
GAY PEOPLE! RUN AWAY!
 
Executive Monkey
2006-07-15 8:43:41 PM  
Gays? Where?

/packs bags, heads for hills
 
401kman
2006-07-15 10:57:04 PM  
who cares about stupid slogans anyway? If you vote based on slogans stop huffing the freon
 
Cyber_Junk
2006-07-15 11:14:37 PM  
submitter: "You Never Had it So Good,"

Sounds like a line a pimp would use before using his pimpin' hand to lay down some discipline. Orrr I watch too many blacksploitation movies...
 
Bon_Scott
2006-07-15 11:18:21 PM  
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
 
Cyber_Junk
2006-07-15 11:36:08 PM  
Face down, ass up
 
velfire
2006-07-16 2:06:48 AM  
Sir Cumference - If it wasn't butchering The Bard, I'd change "both" to "all".

Executive Monkey - That's what they want you to do. Teh ghey is carried by ticks in the hills.
 
artman
2006-07-16 9:37:55 AM  
"I am not a crook."
 
Unnamable
2006-07-16 9:52:57 AM  
what about "FOUR MORE YEARS!" oh wait... nobody remembers tho'
 
twilson2
2006-07-16 11:49:18 AM  
>> You never had it so good.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Is that why al those polls reveal that 70% of the public
thinks the country is on the wrong track.
 
lelio
2006-07-16 2:04:04 PM  
twilson2
>> You never had it so good.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Reading the article is FUNduhmental
 
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