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(Some Guy)   There are really only two slogans in American politics: "You Never Had it So Good," and "Time for a Change"   ( divider line
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303 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Jul 2006 at 7:35 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-07-15 5:21:26 PM  
Does this mean we'll have to endure fewer ads this election cycle?

/not holding my breath
2006-07-15 5:25:38 PM  
What about:

"Elect me, or the terrorists will get you."
2006-07-15 5:29:54 PM  
How about "A Plague On Both Of Your Houses".
2006-07-15 5:51:53 PM  
eqtworld: "Elect me, or the terrorists will get you."

Damn right--three slogans. Dumb of them to leave that one out.
2006-07-15 7:17:08 PM  
Didn't the 2004 election have "Flip-flop" as a slogan? Or was that just a label?
2006-07-15 8:03:40 PM  
2006-07-15 8:06:02 PM  
eqtworld: What about:

"Elect me, or the terrorists will get you."

You forgot:

"Elect me or they'll make you gay!"

"Elect me I'm a veteran!"

"Elect me or they'll make you abort your baby!"

"Elect me or they'll outlaw religion!"

"Elect me or the racists will come!"

"Elect me I'm an attention-whore!"

Okay, so the last one is made up, but it's probably the most true.
2006-07-15 8:06:37 PM  
Oops I forgot:

"Elect me or they'll burn the flag!"
2006-07-15 8:19:15 PM  
2006-07-15 8:43:41 PM  
Gays? Where?

/packs bags, heads for hills
2006-07-15 10:57:04 PM  
who cares about stupid slogans anyway? If you vote based on slogans stop huffing the freon
2006-07-15 11:14:37 PM  
submitter: "You Never Had it So Good,"

Sounds like a line a pimp would use before using his pimpin' hand to lay down some discipline. Orrr I watch too many blacksploitation movies...
2006-07-15 11:18:21 PM  
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
2006-07-15 11:36:08 PM  
Face down, ass up
2006-07-16 2:06:48 AM  
Sir Cumference - If it wasn't butchering The Bard, I'd change "both" to "all".

Executive Monkey - That's what they want you to do. Teh ghey is carried by ticks in the hills.
2006-07-16 9:37:55 AM  
"I am not a crook."
2006-07-16 9:52:57 AM  
what about "FOUR MORE YEARS!" oh wait... nobody remembers tho'
2006-07-16 11:49:18 AM  
>> You never had it so good.


Is that why al those polls reveal that 70% of the public
thinks the country is on the wrong track.
2006-07-16 2:04:04 PM  
>> You never had it so good.

Reading the article is FUNduhmental
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