Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(FP Passport)   Iraqi official reveals the root of all of Iraq's violence. Al Qaeda? Nope. Ethnic struggle? Nope. Jews? Ding ding ding!   ( blog.foreignpolicy.com) divider line
    More: Asinine  
•       •       •

12272 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jul 2006 at 7:47 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



387 Comments     (+0 »)
 


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2006-07-14 04:52:16 PM  
They should round them up into camps and gas them to death... it worked for Hitler.
 
2006-07-14 04:56:43 PM  
What what what?!? I thought they were all here in Palm Beach.
 
2006-07-14 05:02:03 PM  


[image from web.ics.purdue.edu too old to be available]


Oy vey!

 
2006-07-14 05:02:32 PM  
They started WW2, bombed the WTC, and now this? What mischief will those rascally Hebrews get up to next?
 
2006-07-14 05:07:41 PM  
Jews! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
 
2006-07-14 05:13:21 PM  
Thats it! I'm boycotting Hewbrew National as soon as I finish this hot dog! Well ok, after I finish the next one.
 
2006-07-14 05:25:11 PM  
It's a bit disingenuous to blame Jews for wanting to place agents in the Iraqi government, when you have Iranian agents in the Iraqi government.
 
2006-07-14 05:47:22 PM  
I thought they were all out drinking the blood of Christian babies for the Saturday ceremonies?
 
2006-07-14 05:47:41 PM  
"These acts are not the work of Iraqis. I am sure that he who does this is a Jew and the son of a Jew."

Jew.

You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2006-07-14 05:53:30 PM  
I think Tatsuma has been tapped out from all the mideast threads. Its time he takes on an apprentice to hold down the fort.
 
2006-07-14 06:03:41 PM  
 
2006-07-14 06:14:41 PM  
Sure, sure, go ahead and blame us. Matter of fact, when I'm not wasting all of my time on Fark, I love to zip around the globe in my flying yarmulke causing all kinds of dangerous mischeif. Shucks, you found me out.
 
2006-07-14 06:42:11 PM  
I think this is the number one problem with the Middle East and why we have so much terrorism against the West. These people cannot seem to accept any responsiblity for their own troubles.

What it can't be OUR fault? It must be the JEWS! Or the Americans! Yes, it's not our fault that we are 400 years behind the West and East Asia in progress.
 
2006-07-14 06:53:20 PM  
Scapegoating 101

~Blame George Bush. If the problem is too complex to be credited to Chimpy McFlightsuit, blame the Jews.
 
2006-07-14 07:08:14 PM  
Damn You Jerry Seinfield, DAMN YOU!!!
*shakes fist*
/leave those defensless shiats alone
 
2006-07-14 07:13:44 PM  
McRat

How did you get Mr. Bush into this? Feeling a bit uneasy?
 
2006-07-14 07:23:55 PM  
WorldCitizen,

These people cannot seem to accept any responsiblity for their own troubles.

What it can't be OUR fault?


This is not something only found in the Middle East, by any means.

People across all countries and cultures do everything they can to avoid blaming themselves for problems.

It's done on the personal scale all the way up to the national scale.
 
2006-07-14 07:39:22 PM  
McRat

Blame George Bush. If the problem is too complex to be credited to Chimpy McFlightsuit, blame the Jews.

Yeah, because Bush obviously had no part in that Iraq thing.

Idiot.
 
2006-07-14 07:50:36 PM  
Hey, this guy learned from the John Kerry political technique.
 
2006-07-14 07:51:11 PM  
mrmazoku: They should round them up into camps and gas them to death... it worked for Hitler.

eh, not so much.
 
2006-07-14 07:51:24 PM  
[image from members.aol.com too old to be available]

/hate
//hate begats hate
///hate begats hate begats hate
 
2006-07-14 07:51:44 PM  
Damn J000000S.
 
2006-07-14 07:52:36 PM  
Considering their perennial bad behavior, SOMETHING must be their fault.
 
2006-07-14 07:53:00 PM  
buzz_kirkwood: you owe me a keyboard, mines got beer on it now.

/best laugh today
//slashies sides hurt from too much chuckle!!
 
2006-07-14 07:53:09 PM  
Because it's been an hour or so since the last flame war on Fark.
 
2006-07-14 07:54:22 PM  
100% true, blaming others is common.

Thinking that by killing them is god's law... isnt.
 
2006-07-14 07:54:39 PM  
*throws Pokeball*

TATSUMA, I choose you!
 
2006-07-14 07:54:48 PM  
To use the Asinine tag for a statement of this magnitude encheapens the very term asinine. For what kind of Florida-like hijinks and shenanigans can the asinine tag be attributed to now? What can possibly live up to the assinine tag after this TFA?

We need to create an "Incredibly Farking Assinine, Indeed, Assitude on a Heroic Scale" tag.

/encheapens? It's a perfectly cromulent word...
//I'm willing to take on Tatsuma's role.
 
2006-07-14 07:55:01 PM  
Easy guys! If you troll too much, the fish won't know what to do! It's best to lull them in... Maybe a few snide slashies?
 
2006-07-14 07:55:47 PM  
Major Thomb

>>Hey, this guy learned from the John Kerry political technique.

The one where you make up a bunch of shiat about a war hero?

Nah, that technique is common to lowlife scumbags in every political cesspool.
 
2006-07-14 07:55:55 PM  
Your tax dollars at work.
 
2006-07-14 07:56:29 PM  
I blame Bush.

/really this time
 
2006-07-14 07:56:43 PM  
For pity's sake! i know how to end all this. Give Florida to the jews.

Not like they don't own it allready.
 
2006-07-14 07:57:08 PM  
Ah, yes. The eternal scapegoat of the arab world. Sunni arabs slaughtering shiite arab ? must be them jews.

Who needs personal responsibility when you have the Jooo0ooz.
 
2006-07-14 07:57:22 PM  
Is there something I missed? What in the name of all that is good have the jews done wrong? Leave them alone already! I am not jewish, I am a potestant, of Scottish decent.
 
2006-07-14 07:57:26 PM  
Reactron
You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.

Actually, I suspect "Jew and son of a Jew" is your all-purpose Iraqi insult. It hasn't been that long since it was popular here in the US, after all.

Of course, someone should remind MP al-Mashhadani that the evil joo-lovin' Americans are the only ones keeping his head attached to it shoulders, so he should STFU and GBTW.
 
2006-07-14 07:57:32 PM  
[image from balticblog.blogspot.com too old to be available]

Muslims are peaceful people... If it weren't for the jews there would be no violence in the middle east.
 
2006-07-14 07:58:32 PM  
I blame the Libural Media.

Oh wait, the Jews control that too...

/or perhaps it's the Illuminati
/or the Stonecutters
 
2006-07-14 07:59:42 PM  
guys, relax. he's not blaming ALL the jews...just the ones responsible for all the problems...

geez, guilty conscience much?
 
2006-07-14 08:00:47 PM  
The one where you make up a bunch of shiat about a war hero?


Much worse than making shiat up about why peoples kids are dying.
 
2006-07-14 08:01:03 PM  
Well. I'm pretty sure the US was just recently blaming all of its problems on the Arabs...and weren't the Fundies blaming all of their problems on the queers?

Looks like everyone's in need of a scapegoat. I just have one thing to say:

BLAME CANADA!
 
2006-07-14 08:01:20 PM  
Yes, I'm sure there are tons of Jews living in Iraq, since that's such a nice place to settle down and raise a family if you're Jewish.
 
2006-07-14 08:01:20 PM  
Polar bear extinction?
Jews.

New Coke?
Jews.

Water up your nose?
Jews.

Matrix Revolutions?
Jews

Egg breath on a big date?
Son of Jews.
 
2006-07-14 08:02:20 PM  
facework: Well. I'm pretty sure the US was just recently blaming all of its problems on the Arabs...and weren't the Fundies blaming all of their problems on the queers?


Uh...no.
 
2006-07-14 08:03:11 PM  
Huh? What? Jews you say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TLF2d4_uRM&search=borat%20jew
 
2006-07-14 08:03:15 PM  
*scratches head*

I thought we were supposed to blame Canada???

/I'm SO confused.
 
2006-07-14 08:03:25 PM  
Well no shiat! Weren't you guys saying that Bush is a Nazi? Is this a surprise? Of course he is helping spread hatred for Jews.

/duh...
 
2006-07-14 08:03:37 PM  
You missed the MAJOR point there MAJOR DUMB, which was -- BLAME CANADA!
 
2006-07-14 08:03:49 PM  
i think 'son of a jew!' is going to be my new exclamation to replace 'do'h!'

/i'll put a jihad on you if you found that insensitive
 
2006-07-14 08:04:11 PM  
Major Thomb: Uh...no.

What about your good pal Fred Phelps?
 
Displayed 50 of 387 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | » | Newest | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report