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(Turks.us)   "Three suspects have been taken into custody by French police in connection with last Saturday's Molotov *censored*tail attack on the Turkish embassy in Paris"   (turks.us) divider line
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C3
2006-06-28 5:43:50 PM  
Censorship 1, Freedom of Speech 0

/I'm going to a *censored*tail party later.
 
swayze
2006-06-28 5:48:06 PM  
C3: Censorship 1, Freedom of Speech 0

How does this have anything to do with freedom of speech?
 
joeycolby
2006-06-28 5:50:35 PM  
Heh.

I am a big fan of Alfred Hitch*censored*'s movies.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-28 5:52:41 PM  
Remember that song "One Night in Bang*censored*"?
 
C3
2006-06-28 5:53:19 PM  
swayze, I didn't realize censorship and freedom of speech where entirely unrelated.

Actually I'm just bored outta my mind and thats the first thing that popped into it.

/wants this work day to end so it will be time to get on the plane to Hawai'i
 
Doggie McNugget
2006-06-28 5:57:12 PM  
I remember when teaching a class of 5th graders in China and for some reason there was a rooster used in a textbook example. So I asked what it was in English, and all of them in unison shouted 'Cock!!!!' I felt dirty.
 
LaChanz
2006-06-28 6:02:27 PM  
Oh great, another *censored* thread.
 
RocketRod
2006-06-28 6:06:54 PM  
C3: Censorship 1, Freedom of Speech 0


Yes, I agree with you. Those damn TURKS are censoring news stories. I'm just glad you don't have evidence that AMERICANS are censoring news stories.

You didn't RTF-other-As, did you?
 
iphtashufitz
2006-06-28 6:08:53 PM  
[image from fisher-price.com too old to be available]

The chicken says "*censored*-a-doodle-do!"
 
sidus
2006-06-28 6:13:10 PM  
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C3
2006-06-28 6:13:12 PM  
RocketRod Nope.
 
stvdallas
2006-06-28 6:15:20 PM  
Luke: I got one!
Han: Don't get *censored*y, kid!
 
weezbo
2006-06-28 6:23:31 PM  
And then I whipped out my great, big *censored* and plowed her like the back 40.

/this game is easy
 
Up and Atom
2006-06-28 6:34:57 PM  
Well sombody sure thinks they're *censored* of the walk.
 
40below [TotalFark]
2006-06-28 7:04:04 PM  
What a giant *censored*-up
 
simsite9
2006-06-28 7:18:28 PM  
*censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* at church.
 
RocketRod
2006-06-28 7:26:30 PM  
C3: Nope.


Well, when you're old enough for a beer at Neptune's Net on PCH -- I'll buy you one and explain the virtures of never trusting anyone.
 
Chaimtime
2006-06-28 7:51:31 PM  
"Three suspects have been taken into custody by French police in connection with last Saturday's Molotov cocktail attack on the Turkish embassy in Paris"


There I said it
 
gideon
2006-06-28 8:05:38 PM  
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Chaimtime

You said a bad word!!!
 
Donald_McRonald
2006-06-28 8:05:42 PM  
What a bunch of cocks.
 
cryptonomiciosis
2006-06-28 8:08:58 PM  
....COCK!....

/runs away quickly
 
Calcasieu
2006-06-28 8:09:49 PM  
Sweetwaters Restaurant.

Heh. Just checking.
 
zerkalo
2006-06-28 8:12:48 PM  
Recockulous
 
Epsilon
2006-06-28 8:13:13 PM  
Look at the size of this cock!
[image from sugarmtnfarm.com too old to be available]
 
zabbers
2006-06-28 8:14:19 PM  
glad i don't have Cox cable anymore.

DOH!!!!
 
FallingKnife
2006-06-28 8:16:11 PM  
My toilet needs repair. The tank doesn't leak, the flush valve is fine, but it needs a new *censored**censored* valve.
 
Sharkface217
2006-06-28 8:16:31 PM  
Haha, that was funny.
 
Southpaw018
2006-06-28 8:16:38 PM  
Peter: Oh, Lois, you are so full of *HONK*! WHAT?! Now I can't say *HONK* in my own *HONK*ing house?! *HONK* great, Lois. Just *HONK*in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at *HONK* my *HONK* or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you *HONK* lubed-up *HONK* toothpaste in my *HONK* while you *HONK* on a cherry *HONK* Episcopalian *HONK* extension cord *HONK* wetness *HONK* with a parking ticket.

That is the best!
 
darkrowan
2006-06-28 8:17:17 PM  
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XC2000mr
2006-06-28 8:17:19 PM  
Only adults like us are allowed to say: damn, biatch, ass, and hell so get your hellin, damning ass back in that biatching damn room, dammit.

/Love this quote.
 
antron
2006-06-28 8:20:34 PM  
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farknozzle
2006-06-28 8:23:06 PM  
Censorship can suck my *censored*!
 
Bondith
2006-06-28 8:23:46 PM  
I was in the lab today, and the stop*censored* on my sep funnel broke, spilling my solution of nano*censored*s all over the *censored* ring. I had to repeat the entire *censored*ysis. I took it over to the gl*censored*blower, but he couldn't do a thing for it.

That made me late for my *censored*ic Chem cl*censored* with Professor Wood*censored*. However, on the mad dash across campus I saw a blue*censored* in the a tree.

Hah! Take that, Turks'R.us!
 
jackie31337
2006-06-28 8:24:08 PM  
I don't know if they fixed it, but the autocensor for BabyCenter's BBS used to get a bit carried away at times. For example, we couldn't even talk about the vice president of the USA, **** Cheney.
 
PetePuma
2006-06-28 8:24:43 PM  
iphtashufitz

Funny, I thought it was roosters that said that.
 
lunarworks
2006-06-28 8:30:20 PM  
I imagine Bruce *censored*burn would have a fairly difficult time getting on the radio there...
 
SuburbanCowboy
2006-06-28 8:32:57 PM  
Awww, just forget it.....
[image from upload.wikimedia.org too old to be available]
 
Devo37
2006-06-28 8:33:24 PM  
*sniff* *sniff*

Does it smell like future cliche in here??
 
foo monkey
2006-06-28 8:35:46 PM  
We need to stand up to the censors and squash them like *censored*roaches.
 
Loki-L
2006-06-28 8:36:41 PM  
In addition to automatically censoring all occurences of cock even as part of words like cocktail or names the site also appears to censor some other common words without to much regard for common sense. If you do a search on their site for *censored* you will among others find a report about someone named Francis *censored*uyama. I wondered a bit who Francis Cockuyama was before I figured that one out.
 
Third Day Mark
2006-06-28 8:36:51 PM  
Epsilon

Whats up with your *censored* only having 1 leg?

Sometimes the headlines write themselves...
 
vwfst55
2006-06-28 8:38:39 PM  
Chickens are good people.

/Obscure?
 
Dr. Mojo PhD
2006-06-28 8:44:16 PM  
Yes, I agree with you. Those damn TURKS are censoring news stories. I'm just glad you don't have evidence that AMERICANS are censoring news stories.

Well, good thing he was implying censorship in general over any particular nationality's censorship. Otherwise your wise-ass remarks might be poignant instead of retarded.
 
TheGreenMonkey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-06-28 8:44:26 PM  
TFA is just too damn funnay!

/no shuttle*censored* reference is sad
 
feepness
2006-06-28 8:45:30 PM  
RocketRod: Well, when you're old enough for a beer at Neptune's Net on PCH -- I'll buy you one and explain the virtures of never trusting anyone.

Just keep in mind that applies to RocketRod when he follows you into the men's room after your beer.
 
rooftop235
2006-06-28 8:45:41 PM  
that dont sound right. you're telling me that them cheese eating surrender monkeys actually caught someone?
 
sidus
2006-06-28 8:46:12 PM  
Next poster gets a *censored* punch!
 
The Big H
2006-06-28 8:47:33 PM  
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KarmicDisaster [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-06-28 8:48:00 PM  
Round up the usual suspects
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feepness
2006-06-28 8:48:11 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
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