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(CBS News)   Vladimir Putin, apparently channelling Michael Jackson, walks up to four-year-old boy in a crowd, yanks up the kid's shirt and kisses him on the stomach. With bizarre video goodness   (cbsnews.com) divider line
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6573 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 28 Jun 2006 at 6:22 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2006-06-28 5:40:24 PM  
Um, ew.
 
2006-06-28 6:25:12 PM  
Courtesy of drudge, again
 
2006-06-28 6:25:38 PM  
wait... waht?
 
2006-06-28 6:26:02 PM  
SquirrelHill

Bastard! That's EXACTLY what I was going to say...
 
2006-06-28 6:26:33 PM  
In Russia not such a big deal...

If Bill Frist did this at a campaign fund raiser... the silence from the shocked crowd would be deafening.
 
2006-06-28 6:26:36 PM  
A 45 year old english teacher would hit it.
 
2006-06-28 6:28:19 PM  
four-year-olds barely manage to get a rise out of me
 
2006-06-28 6:28:20 PM  
Is there a cultural thingy I'm missing or something?
 
2006-06-28 6:28:24 PM  
Uh.. wtf... video dont work. Why must they use shiatty shiatty video codecs for online play? Go with Quicktime or Flash or dont do video at all.
 
2006-06-28 6:28:31 PM  
Yet another link that lends credence to my demand for a CREEPY tag.
 
2006-06-28 6:30:45 PM  
candy apple on a stick ...makes my tummy go 2 46..not beacuse im dirty not because im clean not because i kissed the boy behind the magazine...hey girls lets have some fun..here comes Vlad with his pants undone he can wiggle he can wobble he can do the splits but best of all he can kiss kiss kiss with his red hot lips....
 
2006-06-28 6:30:46 PM  
I had a different headline but went with the scary tag

grrr
 
2006-06-28 6:31:06 PM  
Signal received and understood, Lord Putin.
 
2006-06-28 6:31:09 PM  
Pootin'
 
2006-06-28 6:31:57 PM  
Yeah, a CREEPY tag is definitely in order.

/is it true that Putin is some kind of Judo expert?
//wait, I'll google.
 
2006-06-28 6:33:00 PM  
Isn't that what is referred to as the "Pooty-Poot" technique??
 
2006-06-28 6:34:19 PM  
Code_Archeologist: If Bill Frist did this at a campaign fund raiser... the silence from the shocked crowd would be deafening.

Well, his supporters didn't seem too bothered by his love of recreational vivisection.
 
2006-06-28 6:35:35 PM  
Didn't some guy here in the States get busted for abuse when some photofinisher narced him out for this kind of behavior. Yes, I saw it on Fark.
 
2006-06-28 6:35:40 PM  
That is freaking hot.
 
2006-06-28 6:37:42 PM  
farkin_newby: /is it true that Putin is some kind of Judo expert?

He was a KGB agent during the Cold War. He's probably an expert, at sambo, and probably a few other martial arts.
 
2006-06-28 6:38:50 PM  
Four year-olds, dude.
 
2006-06-28 6:39:03 PM  
I'd thought he was Russian, not Zerbian.
 
2006-06-28 6:39:45 PM  
Forgot to add...

Nobody farks with the Putin'.
 
2006-06-28 6:40:00 PM  
He's just doing the Russian version of a politician kissing a baby in a stroller.

God, I hope he is just doing the Russian version of a politician kissing a baby in a stroller.

Or is this why he wants Russians to have more babies. So he can kiss all their tummies!
 
2006-06-28 6:40:03 PM  
farking weird. I'd probably be shot dead, but if some world leader tried to do that to my kid, they'd get kicked in the head.
 
2006-06-28 6:41:10 PM  
Somebody needs to fit this Putin guy with an ankle bracelet so he can be monitored 24/7. Oh yeah, and he should register as a sex offender. That is just messed up. Couldn't he have at least done it to a little girl?
 
2006-06-28 6:47:01 PM  
Zerbert?
 
2006-06-28 6:47:38 PM  
farkin_newby - is it true that Putin is some kind of Judo expert?

Well, he's a keen amateur, and he's quite good, I've been told. He's a real expert at 'Systema' - the Spetznaz martial art - which is truly scary.

This is, weird, but Russians are weird with children. It wouldn't occurr to him or any Russian his age that there'd be anything wrong with it, I would imagine. Unless he had his cock out, the article is a little vague on that point.
 
2006-06-28 6:47:42 PM  
clifton

jesus!
 
2006-06-28 6:49:49 PM  
I blow razzberries on my little boy's tummy a lot. My mother did the same thing to me when I was little.

Now kissing...hmmm...slightly different story there....
 
2006-06-28 6:52:05 PM  
The blue diamond! The blue diamond!
 
2006-06-28 6:53:02 PM  
delicreep: The blue diamond! The blue diamond!

You have the gift!
 
2006-06-28 6:53:54 PM  
Raspberries from Putin? Sign me up. He's sexy, in an Ed Harris kind-of-way.

I agree--it was a political move to show how "human" and "playful" he can be.

/Besides, I won't believe the perv interpretation of that act, until I see him enter one of those "Dateline, NBC" catch-the pedophile houses...
 
ACF
2006-06-28 6:54:33 PM  
My money is that it was a serber, not a kiss.
 
2006-06-28 6:54:40 PM  
[image from newprophecy.net too old to be available]

He cannot hear you!
 
2006-06-28 6:55:23 PM  
NitneLiun: Somebody needs to fit this Putin guy with an ankle bracelet so he can be monitored 24/7. Oh yeah, and he should register as a sex offender. That is just messed up. Couldn't he have at least done it to a little girl?

Uhhhh... wtf? How would that be any better?
 
2006-06-28 6:58:17 PM  
We all know it was a zerbert.
 
2006-06-28 6:59:02 PM  
Or, a zerbertsky.
 
2006-06-28 7:00:00 PM  
Alexandra I blow razzberries on my little boy's tummy a lot.

Yeah, but he's your boy, not a total stranger's kid in public.

I'm sure you know there's a difference, I'm just underlining it for the home audience.
 
2006-06-28 7:00:14 PM  
He is doing it all wrong, most four year old boys like it when you start slow, then go a little faster.

Some like it slow and wet, but that is the exception.
 
2006-06-28 7:03:25 PM  
Russians have much bigger problems to worry about then a president giving a rasberry to a kid in PUBLIC.
 
2006-06-28 7:04:43 PM  
Big Deal, Rush Limbaugh does this on his trips to the Dominican Republic.
 
2006-06-28 7:05:20 PM  
For those who have been asking...

He ain't an amature-- the dude recently earned a 6th dan black belt from the kodokan--

And judo isnt a MA where black belts are given out like candy.

anyways, here's the link

no clicky, no poppy

http://www.fightingarts.com/reading/article.php?id=167
 
2006-06-28 7:07:10 PM  
Tastes like Chechen.
 
Ro
2006-06-28 7:07:53 PM  
Well, he did ask a boy whether he was hungry or not, and then mentioned that his stomach looks full. But what the fark!
 
2006-06-28 7:08:40 PM  
Anyone able to translate what was said? Maybe the woman was asking Pooty to do just that.... Hmmmmmmmm
 
2006-06-28 7:08:56 PM  
This has nothing to do with anything, but I'm online, so, I just have to say, I've always been attracted to him for some reason. I don't think it's weird that he did that. He was just playin.
 
2006-06-28 7:09:04 PM  
scumbucket - For those who have been asking... He ain't an amature-- the dude recently earned a 6th dan black belt from the kodokan--

Well, he hasn't been paid for it, hasn't won any professional bouts and he's the farking president of Russia, so I'm guessing he actually is an amature[sic].
 
2006-06-28 7:09:39 PM  
How is that creepy? Too many people here (Fark and America) are waaay too uptight about sexual stuff. You see evil and predators where there arent any.

Several years ago I visited Amsterdam and went to a free concert in some park. It was awesome, great music, weed everywhere, lots of people from all over the world - plus it was a family event. Strolling around the park I found an area where there were small children playing in a shallow fountain, about 20-40 kids. I didnt notice until I got close that probably half the kids were naked. This was extremely unexpected and I literally reeled. I felt like I had walked into something I wasnt supposed to, and like I wasnt supposed to be there.

Then I thought about it... why shouldnt kids be able to play in a park nekkid at a family event? I looked around, and other than some parents keeping a eye on things, there wasnt anyone oogling the kids, or even being particularly interested or concerned with them. Everyone else was watching the bands or doing whatever.

It made me think about why I reacted the way I did. Even though I had no bad intent, or reason to feel that way, I still felt guilty somehow, like I should have know better than to go over there.

There was no way something like naked kids in a fountain would fly here in the States. Not that there are more sexual predators here than anywhere else, but because we are too damn uptight about a lot of stuff that doesnt really matter much anyway. Paranoid even.

Clinton's bj, Janet's nipple, differences in ages in relationships, "keeping virginity" by only doing oral or anal, blah blah blah.
 
Ro
2006-06-28 7:13:12 PM  
I wonder if he lost a bet or something...
 
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